Why Do American Diners Have Such a Limited Palate for Textures?
9th May 2023
Executive summary:
- Foreign food is superior to American food.
- Ordinary Americans are ignorant rubes because they prefer ordinary American food.
- American Cloud People have been brainwashed to prefer foreign food, so American Dirt People are doubly damned because they don’t follow the example of their betters.
Bottom line: Americans suck, because you don’t like the kind of food that we Crustians like.