Shut Up, Harvard Nerds
14th April 2023
We regret to inform you the Ivy League nerds are at it again. This time it’s the Harvard nerds, who might not be quite as obnoxious as the Yale nerds, but are certainly among the worst.
This week they are outraged because a billionaire hedge fund guy—Ken Griffin (Class of ’89)—donated $300 million to his alma mater as a gesture of gratitude. That’s on top of the $150 million Griffin gave the university in 2014 to boost its financial aid program.
What a monster.
Well, yes, according to the outraged Harvard nerds. Why? Because Griffin has given money to Republican candidates and is a supporter of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.