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Did Amazon Buy iRobot To Map Inside Your Home?

10th August 2022

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Dunh-dunh-DUNHHH!

Amazon.com Inc.’s $1.7 billion acquisition of robot vacuum cleaner company iRobot Corp. is a move by the megacorporation to use Roombas to map the interior of homes. This data type is a digital gold mine for Amazon because if marketers know more about what’s inside, they can easily create tailormade ads.

From a market perspective, Amazon’s acquisition of iRobot is to gain deeper insight into customers’ homes via the autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner called “Roomba.”

I can see some guy picking up his Roomba and shouting at it: “Hey, Jeff! Where are my fargin’ granola bars?”

I love the smell of conspiracy in the morning….

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