DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Taliban targets descendants of Alexander the Great

21st September 2009

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While Sikhs, Hindus, and Christians were slowly driven out of Pakistan’s North West Frontier Province by Muslim militants, the Kalash were free to drink their own distilled spirits and smoke cannabis.

But the militant maulanas of the Taliban have finally caught up with them and declared war on their culture and heritage by kidnapping their most devoted supporter.

Taliban commanders have taken Professor Athanasion Larounis, a Greek aid worker who has generated £2.5 million in donations to build schools, clinics, clean water projects and a museum.

They are now demanding £1.25 million and the release of three militant leaders in exchange for his safe return.

The only difference I can see between Islam and the Mafia is that Muslims don’t eat a lot of pasta.

And why not? Muhammad himself was a robber and mass murderer — and their ideal man.

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