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Scottish Seal Pup Turns Up at Pub Door Near Bristol

7th January 2022

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An adventurous seal pup made its way from Scotland to the front door of a pub near Bristol.

The lone pup made the 300-mile journey and turned up at The Old Lock and Weir in Hanham on Sunday.

British Divers Marine Life Rescue Service attended to safely rescue the animal and said it had been tagged over the border on 21 June.

Landlord Daniel Rawlins said: “He was like a mini-celebrity. He was quite friendly and cute.”

Presumably he was eventually arrested for being unvaccinated and not wearing a mask.

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