21st August 2021
And that about covers it.
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August 21st, 2021 at 23:40
What a great idea. I wonder who I can talk into doing that?
August 22nd, 2021 at 03:03
A battery powered motor that would thump on the side, starting midway through the service. A tape playing, “Hey! Let me out!”
Someone suggested that “Pop Goes The Weasel” start playing over the sound system, and when it finishes, a solenoid pops the lid open.
I had a boss who was really odd. He complained for a week that he had to go to a funeral for his wife’s father or grandfather and that they wanted him to be a pall bearer. A smartass that really disliked my boss suggested that the family planned to put superglue on the coffin handle and get rid of two problems at once.
True story: my g-g-grandfather had several sons, but one was a real problem. In his will, he left that son a dollar and an old pocket watch, as he “never learned the value of money or time”.
August 22nd, 2021 at 08:53
Thank you for the link.