Why Are People Dying at Gender Reveal Parties?
23rd April 2021
A New Hampshire man has turned himself into the police after setting off eighty pounds of explosives as part of a ‘gender reveal’ party. NBC reports that the explosion, which was apparently caused by a legal explosive called Tannerite, led to fears of an earthquake and cracked the foundations of nearby homes. ‘Are you kidding me?’ said one local, ‘I’m all up for silliness and what not, but that was extreme.’
Extreme? Yes. Unique? No. ‘Gender reveal’ parties, for those who are unfamiliar, involve the announcement of whether a couple’s new child is a boy or a girl through the release of blue or pink smoke or other substances. Sounds innocent? Sure. But the elaborate risk-taking that goes into these events has escalated to frightening, fascinating levels.
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I can’t imagine giving a shit about the gender of my own kid (if I had one , which fortunately I don’t), much less someone else’s.
Stupidity is usually a capital crime. Think of it as evolution in action.