Morgan’s Six Dollars
8th March 2021
Freeberg nails it.
Brain dead liberals: We make $3 and Morgan makes $6. This is wealth inequity.
Company: Tell us about it. We want to hire Morgan and we’re ready to offer him $7.
BDL: Clearly we have to raise Morgan’s taxes to make the wealth inequity go away.
Government: How much?
BDL: Well let’s see. We pay %10 on our $3 and Morgan pays %40 on his $6. So how about you bump that up to %55 then he’ll be left with the same amount as us.
Government: Okay! Company, and Morgan, you do what you want because we’re not banning or requiring anything here, we lack the balls to take responsibility for anything. But these are the new rates! We’re representing our constituents, don’t you see.
Company: Yikes! Morgan won’t move his fat ass for 45 cents, but we really have to have him. So now we’re going to offer him $10.
Morgan: Uh…um…okay.
BDL: Morgan is making 10!! We’re still making $3, the disparity is getting worse! Who can we blame for this? Derp derp derp.