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“Just Close the Whole Thing Up”: CNBC Anchors Melt Down, Beg for Market Closures on Twitter

16th March 2020

Read it.

Then, after the Fed bazooka failed to calm markets, it sent the popular talking heads into a typing panic, as Wapner started tweeting wildly, criticizing NFL players for signing contracts, prodding the NYSE to “close the floor” and then begging for them to “close the whole thing up” so the market could “start again later”. Perhaps because when things don’t go your way, you can always beg for a reset in some imaginary world where the Fed still runs everything.

No wonder these are the people who think that the government is competent to run our health care system.

One Response to ““Just Close the Whole Thing Up”: CNBC Anchors Melt Down, Beg for Market Closures on Twitter”

  1. eamona Says:

    Freeze the markets for a couple of weeks. Sounds good to me.