On Self-Quarantine
9th March 2020
Since I am in an ‘at-risk group’ (curmudgeonly geezers), I intend to self-quarantine for, oh, let’s be on the safe side, the next twenty years.
‘But Tim’, I hear you say, ‘you don’t leave the house anyway. What changes?’
Well, I’ll tell you: I get Pokemon Victim Points for Good Intentions; and, as we all know, Good Intentions solve all difficulties and erase all bad stuff. (And those points can be traded for valuable prizes later, and the way the markets are doing, I’m depending on them for my retirement.)
So if you should see me in public, be advised that it’s not me, and you should believe me rather than your lying eyes. Yeah.