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Fascinating Facts About Saber Tooth Tigers

20th February 2020

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

2 Responses to “Fascinating Facts About Saber Tooth Tigers”

  1. RealRick Says:

    S. fatalis. Definitely the coolest name since T. Rex.

  2. RealRick Says:

    They have an article on the differences between cherries and cranberries. I don’t know why anyone would need a comparison. Nobody makes a cranberry pie, or puts a cranberry on an ice cream float.

    Personally, the only way I like cranberries is when they are made into that canned jelly stuff for Thanksgiving. (As Archie Bunker said, “The REAL cranberry stuff.”) That bitter, chunky stuff some people make is just terrible.

    I watched a very disturbing show about how maraschino cherries are made. Basically, cherries are treated with chemicals to remove everything but the solid part of the cherry itself, then sugar, food coloring, and flavoring is added to make the beautiful, sweet red things that go on top of a pina colada. It’s frankenfood. I still eat them, but I just don’t feel like I’m getting my daily dose of healthy fruit (which was largely my excuse for ordering the pina colada in the first place.)