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There’s a Better Way to Cut the Cheese

13th November 2019

Read it.

If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

I’ll always remember the day a Paris cheesemonger told me there is actually a right way to cut up each type of cheese. I looked at him, incredulous. “It’s about making sure everyone has the same experience,” he explained as he cut a wheel of cheese into wedges.

I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

Up until that point, I’d been perfectly happy with the uneven slices and misshapen hunks of cheese I normally cut when I make a cheese board. However, right then and there I realized I had been committing a number of sins against cheese.

I’m not sure but I think this qualifies as a First World Problem.

One Response to “There’s a Better Way to Cut the Cheese”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Successfully fight a war, or spend all day carefully cutting up a cheese wheel. First world? French world.