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Millennial Wishes There Were Some Historical Examples of Socialism We Could Study to Have Some Idea How It Might Turn Out

5th November 2019

Babylon Bee.

Local socialist millennial man Matthew Hatter lamented Monday that there are no concrete examples of socialism he can point to in order to have some kind of idea how it would turn out.

We feel his pain.

One Response to “Millennial Wishes There Were Some Historical Examples of Socialism We Could Study to Have Some Idea How It Might Turn Out”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Writers before the internet frequently wrote about what might happen when information is massively available to anyone who wants to look at it. Would people become overwhelmed, would it affect their ability to relate, would it cause catastrophe?

    Now we know what happens.

    People ignore it.

    Holocaust? We’re not sure it happened. WWII? Too upsetting to discuss. Hitler? Well, Hitler is anybody who doesn’t agree with us. Communism, socialism, Cold Wars, mass starvation, Mutually Assured Destruction, music, literature, architecture, …? If it isn’t directly addressed by a Kardashian, it must not be important.

    Waco? Wounded Knee? Ruby Ridge? Millennials don’t see any reason to distrust the government. The government is the source of all free stuff!