Snowflake Authorette: Don’t Wear Any Red-Colored Hats in Public; It’s Triggering and Scary
3rd September 2019
Ace of Spades has some fun with this one.
Is anyone else made really uncomfortable these days by anyone wearing any kind of red baseball cap? Like, I see one and my heart does weird shit and then I finally realize it only says Titleist or whatever. Maybe don’t wear red caps anymore, normal people? Also, for the love of God: The clever folks wearing “Make America Read Again” or whatever caps — NO. You’re making everyone scared. Don’t do it.
Like wearing a T-shirt that says ‘Button. Push here.’