The Banana as We Know It Is Doomed
27th August 2019
DOOMED I TELL YOU!
Ever notice that publications, once they get ‘woke’, all descend into the same hair-on-fire fear-mongering?
Nothing is ever a problem; it’s always a ‘crisis’.
Nothing is ever threatened; it’s always ‘doomed’.
This is for the same reason that newspapers used to run scary headlines: No scare, no readers; no readers; no money.
Simple, really.