Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
30th January 2019
Matthews Insists Mueller Has a ‘Mandate’ to Find Collusion Because That’s His Job! Well, not exactly.
Susan Collins Is ‘Not Prepared’ To Endorse Trump For 2020 I doubt that Trump is prepared to endorse Collins at any time.
Sen Blumenthal Cites Corsi’s Unverified Claim As Evidence That Trump Campaign ‘Coordinated’ With WikiLeaks Proof? We don’t need no stinkin’ proof!
NYT: Homophobic racist Trump supporters try to lynch gay black TV star in downtown Chicago During a Polar Vortex. Sure, I believe that.
Jussie Smollett’s Trump Derangement Syndrome
Democrats Pick Unpopular Loser to Give Party Reply to Trump’s SOTU Speech
Lemon, Cuomo Mock Trump For Tweet On Global ‘Waming’ Laugh while you can, monkey boys.
State of the Union: Women to deliver powerful feminist message to Trump by wearing white Hey, we all wish we were white.
Frantic Climate Scientist Response to President Trump’s Latest Troll Tweet
Chris Christie Explains How Trump ‘Blew It’ With Government Shutdown And everybody knows that Chris Christie is smarter at politics than Trump.
Morning Joe Wishin’ and Hopin’ for Nasty Congressional Republican Break from Trump
Maduro Says Trump Wants To Assassinate Him I wouldn’t be surprised. Hell, I want to assassinate him.
Model Admits She Made Up Russian Collusion Story About Trump To Get Out Of Jail
Trump Didn’t ‘Cave’ on the Wall. He’s Advancing in Another Direction. As he does.
CNN Segment Tries To Paint Border Crisis As Hollywood Fiction They should be for it, then, right?
Trump orders ‘several thousand’ more troops to US-Mexico border, costing taxpayers over $600m They had to include the amount so that you wouldn’t mistake this for an actual news piece.
Morning Joe Wonders ‘What Vladimir Putin Has On Trump’ In order to trigger all those Russian sanctions? Whatever it is, it isn’t very effective.
Nellie Ohr Researched Trump’s Kids For Fusion GPS
Is Donald Trump losing even more allies? We hope we hope we hope….
‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Fantasy: Trump Has Heart Attack and He’s Going to Hell
Venezuela crisis: Maduro accuses Trump of hiring Colombian mafia to assassinate him That would be clever. I would vote for such a man.
Hollywood Quick to Blame Trump Supporters for Alleged Hate Crime Against Liberal Actor Too good to check.
Co-Founder Of Satanic Temple Lives In Mortal Terror Of Pence Much the best thing I’ve ever heard about Pence.
Daily Beast Endorses Satanic Temple Leader’s Smear of Trump, Pence Democrats: Party of Satan. Pass it on.
Trump administration ‘wrecking ball’ approach to science threatens public health and environment, report warns The assumption here, of course, is that if the government doesn’t pay for science then science will not get done.