Christmas 2018: How to Help People Who Are Feeling Lonely During the Festive Period
15th December 2018
Alternative: Make threatening phone calls at odd hours, throw bricks through their windows, steal packages off of their porch. crucify a pet on the front door, key their cars (if present) and slash their tires.
I guarantee that they will welcome the return of loneliness as if it were Santa Claus.
Moral: Don’t assume that somebody who is by xirself is lonely. Maybe s/he likes it that way.