Maine Will Erect Memorial to Lobsters If PETA Has Its Way
30th August 2018
I am not making this up.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) wants to build a memorial on a Maine highway for thousands of lobsters who never made it to a dinner plate after an August accident saw the lobsters fall out of the back of a truck and die on the roadside.
These people never progressed emotionally past about 14 years old.
I wonder whether we could convince them that they’re all really transgender. I’d chip in for the surgery.