A Modest Proposal
24th August 2018
I have an idea for a legally protected class called Registered Antisocial, with an insignia of some sort like an armband or a lapel pin or a T-shirt.
For those who join the class, if anyone speaks to them (except for police or fireman or such like) without having been spoken to first, the class member is entitled to punch them in the face without legal liability.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
August 24th, 2018 at 14:29
Since you spoke first, Tim, I’ll agree and would like to join.
August 24th, 2018 at 14:31
Where do I register?
August 25th, 2018 at 12:14
Sign me up.