DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

CNN’s Jake Tapper Asks If Carter Page and Donald Trump Are Russian Assets  Gee, he never asked that about Hillary.

NPR’s Hinojosa Claims Immigrant ‘Abuse’ Was ‘on Steroids’ Under Obama  But Trump is still to blame.

Kerry Slams Trump For Calling Biden A ‘Dream’ Opponent In 2020  Yeah, Trump needs to quit picking on Kerry’s retarded relatives.

NYT Shows No Self-Awareness, Hits Pro-Trump Tabloid for ‘Crossing…Line Into Politics’  ‘They can’t do that to our pledges! Only we can do that to our pledges!’

POLL: Trump’s Current Approval Rating Highest Ever, Stuns MSNBC  They might have to take their shoes off.

Democrats are helping Trump to win re-election  And we appreciate it.

Iran Fires Back After President’s Tweet: ‘Trump Cannot Do A Damn Thing Against Iran’  They must think Obama is still President. ‘Hold my Diet Coke and watch this….’

US reputation will take ‘years to recover’ from Trump presidency, warn experts  Yeah, restoring Obama’s fecklessness will be an uphill battle.

Dan Bongino Calls Democratic Rep Adam Schiff A ‘Fraud And A Liar’ For Pushing Russian ‘Hoax’ Scandal

WashPost ‘Humorist’ (and Ten Friends) Joke About How Chefs Should Mock Sarah Sanders

Scarborough Claims 80 Percent Of Republicans Say They Like Trump ‘Doing The Bidding Of Putin’  I’ve never noticed before what small, beady eyes Joe has.

President Trump Sounds Like He’s Siding With Putin Against America, Says CNN’s John Berman  John Berman sounds as if he’s a teeny bit biased. Just a teeny bit. (He also sounds like he’s got the IQ of a carrot, but that’s another issue.)

Washington Post Columnist Max Boot Suggests Trump Belongs In ‘Padded Cell’ For Warning Iran On Twitter  I suggest that Max Boot belongs in a padded cell for impersonating a conservative.

Maxine Waters Disparages Trump As ‘Putin’s Apprentice’  Maxine Waters would make a good evil stepmother.

Sunny Hostin Has A Theory About Trump’s All-Caps Rouhani Rant: ‘Wars Do Boost Low Presidential Ratings’  Grab for them straws….

CNN’s David Gregory Declares Trump Desperate ‘To Be Loved’ And Says He Suffers From ‘Paranoia’  Uh, yeah.

CNN’s Camerota: ‘Embarrassed’ Trump Trying to ‘Wag the Dog’ With Iran  Sure, a potentially nuclear insane-bigot state is just a TOTAL distraction from the non-existant ‘collusion’ witch-hunt.

MSNBC Conspiracy Theorist Maddow Fears Trump Is Really a ‘Foreign Agent’  Yeah, he’s a Republican — that’s foreign to Rachel Madow.

Trump-Deranged New York Daily News Fires Editor in Chief, Cuts Newsroom Staff In Half

Just How Far Will the Left Go?

Quick Update: White House Press Room “Gasped” When They Heard Their Most Productive Leakers Might Lose Their Security Clearances  Ought to have done that long since.

Woman Whose Career Has Transformed From Porn Performer to Stripper to Permanent CNN Expert On Trump’s Penis Now Says She Wants Her “Privacy”  Yeah, I can see that.

James Clapper: Taking Away My Security Clearance ‘Is A Petty Way Of Retribution’  Cry me a river.

‘Morning Joe’: Trump Is a ‘Weaponized Virus’ Made By Vladimir Putin

CNN Panel Praises ‘Brilliant’ Trump Resistance on TV  As ineffective as it has turned out to be.

Women’s Protest Says Pence ‘Ushering In A Theocratic Society’  Really? Where?

If Pence can ‘establish a theocracy’ in the face of the proglodyte rent-a-mobs, good luck to him.

WashPost’s Blackistone Tries to Link Trump with Past Racist Remarks by Pro Athletes  Well, they’re both racist, so obviously they’re connected, amiright?

 

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