Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
16th July 2018
Establishment Media Has A Twitter Conniption Fit Over Trump’s ‘Enemy Of The People’ Moniker
NY Times Cuts Up SCOTUS Pick Kavanaugh: ‘Son of Privilege,’ Father a ‘Swamp Creature’ Don’t hold it in, tell us how you really feel.
Rob Reiner Urges Americans To Demand Trump Meeting With Robert Mueller He must have Trump confused with Obama. Trump doesn’t give a shit what Rob Reiner’s robots want him to do.
Trump Causes More Media Pearl Clutching
MSNBC Contributor And Guest Agreed That Putin Already Won Summit Minutes After It Began It’s so much easier that way.
CNN’s Chris Cuomo Claims Trump’s Rhetoric On Russia Has Been ‘Music To Putin’s Ears’ Of course he and Putin are BFFs so he would know.
NBC: ‘Putin Has the Upper Hand’ with ‘Propaganda Victory’; We Rise Above His ‘Fake News’ Funnym, they never talked like this about the Soviet Union.
Democratic Senator Guesses ‘Something Close’ To Pee Tape Exists Maybe the real killer of OJ’s ex-wife has it.
Joe Scarborough Calls GOP Efforts To Impeach Rod Rosenstein ‘Putin’s Bidding’ Doubtful that Putin even knows who Rosenstein is.
CNN’s Josh Rogin Tries To School Trump On Finland And Ends Up Owning Himself
Maxine Waters: Trump Doesn’t Know How To Spell Melania’s Name She needs to take her meds.
Hollywood Implodes Over Trump-Putin Meeting, Celebs Blast ‘#TreasonSummit’ ‘Look, Vlad, we’ll trade you Hollywood for the Crimea and a first-round draft pick to be named later.’
Stephanopoulos Touts Vladimir ‘Victory’ in ‘Helping Elect’ Trump, Hypes Obama, Hillary Toughness on Russia No evidence? Hey, they’ll just make it up.
Reporter Shares Video Of Trump ‘Winking’ At Putin. Left Goes Into Full-On Conspiracy Meltdown
Ex-CIA Director John Brennan Accuses Trump Of Treason Following Putin Summit With no shred of evidence offered, of course. These guys are getting desperate.
CNN’s Cooper: Helsinki ‘One of the Most Disgraceful Performances by an American President’
Republicans Are Outraged At Trump For Failing To Stand Firm Against Putin Which means that they know nothing about what went on at the meeting.
CNN: ‘Surreal’ Helsinki Summit Is ‘An Incredibly Depressing,’ Unspeakable ‘Moment’ in U.S. History If it had been Obama, of course, they’d be fainting with joy.
Schumer Joins The Chorus Of Democrats Insisting Putin Has Damaging Information On Trump Following Summit Now if they could only find out what it was…. ‘But it HAS to exist! It just HAS to, don’t you see?’ That would certainly explain the ever-increasing sanctions that Trump has slapped on Russia since he became President … oh, wait….
CNN Media Host Urges Media To Trash Trump ‘Can I get an Amen?’ [chirp]…[chirp]…[chirp]
Washington Post Column Says USA Is Reenacting The Holocaust — Minus The Genocide And the Jews are sort of obvious by their absence. But other than that….
MSNBC Analyst ‘Nauseous’ After Summit, Orders GOP ‘Mass Resignations’ No doubt they will get right on what an MSCBC ‘analyst’ tells them to do. Real Soon Now.
Lunchtime CNN: Trump’s ‘Shocking Barrage’ Could Warrant Impeachment Oh, look, Trump had Diet Coke rather than Pepsi — surely that warrants impeachment?
CNN: Hispanics Conservative on Immigration Are ‘Shunning’ Their ‘Heritage’ Said heritage apparently being breaking the law. Funny heritage to have.
Hillary Praetorian Phillipe Reines: Let’s Blow Air Horns By the White House All Night to Deprive the President and His Family of Sleep Uh, you’ll be saying hello to the Secret Service, I think.
CNN’s Philip Mudd Calls for ‘Shadow Government’ to Rise Up, Oppose Trump Well, I guess there is a Deep State after all.