15th July 2018
Read it.
I am not making this up.
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July 16th, 2018 at 10:02
On the plus side, they’re more likely to be housebroken than some of my in-laws.
July 16th, 2018 at 10:10
I did the Big Ceremony for my first marriage. It resulted in numerous arrests, a burning vehicle, property damage, having to threaten a group of nuns, and, ultimately, a very bad marriage. (Before you ask, the “penguins” were totally at fault and I regret nothing.)
Second time, we went to Las Vegas. Picked up in a limo, driven to the license bureau, then to the chapel for the ceremony, and finally back to the hotel. 45 minutes, start to finish. Ate a cheap dinner and played some blackjack. Just celebrated 21 years.
Lesson learned.