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Indian Worker Tells His Bosses He Can’t Come to the Office Because He’s the 10th Incarnation of Vishnu

20th May 2018

Read it.

“I am Lord Vishnu’s 10th incarnation as Kalki,” he responded in writing. “I am doing penance at home by entering into the fifth dimension to change the global conscience.

“This work I cannot do in the office. Thus I don’t remain physically present in the office.”

Oh, well, that’s all right, then.

The engineer repeated his claim that he is an avatar of the Hindu god, usually depicted as having four arms and blue skin, when questioned on Indian TV on Saturday.

(Funny, he doesn’t look etc….)

I’m just jealous that I didn’t think of it first.

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