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The True Meaning of the Hipster Beard, According to an Evolutionary Biologist

8th May 2017

Read it.

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

A wise man once told me ‘Never trust a man who is too lazy to shave’ and I’ve never had any reason to doubt it.

Of course, this makes being an Orthodox Christian somewhat dicey, but hey, life is full of hardship.

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2 Responses to “The True Meaning of the Hipster Beard, According to an Evolutionary Biologist”

  1. RealRick Says:
    May 8th, 2017 at 09:05

    George Carlin had a routine about facial hair, noting that the term “beard” could be anti-American. “Lenin had a beard. Gabby Hayes had whiskers.”

  2. Elganned Says:
    May 8th, 2017 at 09:25

    Evolution?? Careful…the Evangelical Right will be calling for your head soon.

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