Hawaii hit with 2 feet of snow as weather warning issued
4th December 2016
How about that Global Warming, eh? Feel the Rising Sea Levels(tm) nipping at your toes yet?
4th December 2016
How about that Global Warming, eh? Feel the Rising Sea Levels(tm) nipping at your toes yet?
December 4th, 2016 at 16:31
You’ll fail to find it so funny when Galveston slips beneath the waves.
December 5th, 2016 at 05:05
You guys keep SAYING that, but it never HAPPENS, Chicken Little.
December 5th, 2016 at 09:29
Easily one of the most fascinating delusions ever. “The sea is rising and covering all the islands!!”
“But it’s not.”
“Yes it is!!”
“But, clearly, it’s not. The islands are still there.”
“No! They’re disappearing!! You’ll be sorry you didn’t tax carbon, you uncaring bastard!!”
“Look, the poles are still covered in ice. The islands are still there. Kid’s are playing on the beach. C’mon, try reality, it’s really much easier to understand than your philosophy.”
“Run for the hills! Ice is melting! Polar bears are starving! You’ll wish the SCOTUS hadn’t kept Al Gore out of the White House!!”
“Nobody is unhappy that Al Gore is spending his days trying to con people into investing in carbon credits and his nights molesting massage girls. Even Tipper took her half of the cash and split.”
December 5th, 2016 at 20:19
“Look, the poles are still covered in ice.” But less and less each year. “The islands are still there.” But ask the inhabitants of those islands how much less land is available each year, and how they have to keep moving their homes farther and farther inland.
Claiming that “I haven’t been bitten yet” is a stupid reason to deny the fins breaking the surface in your favorite water hole. But it’s the only one the right has to offer. So be it. When the waters do rise, I’ll be first in line to say, “We told you so.” Will you be there to hear it? Maybe, maybe not.
December 7th, 2016 at 17:06
You mean King Putt DIDN’T stop the rise of the oceans? But he promised!