When Zombies, Aliens, and Felons Steal Our Votes
7th October 2016
People may expect zombies to be wandering the streets on Halloween, but they certainly don’t expect them to start casting ballots a week later. Yet in Colorado, dead voters’ ballots are cropping up in the vote counts.
CBS4, a Denver TV station, identified multiple cases of dead men and women in the state voting, with dozens of other deceased individuals still on the rolls. Colorado Secretary of State Wayne Williams confirmed these instances and both state and county investigations have been launched.
This comes on top of a report back in May by another CBS station in Los Angeles that found a similar problem in Southern California, with some zombie voters repeatedly voting from the grave years after they died.
But of course we know that voter fraud is a myth, a mirage, a chimera, a transparent excuse to require some form of identification and thereby deny black people the vote because black people, merely because they are black, are unable to obtain any form of picture ID whatsoever in this racist/sexist/homophobic/cisnormative/patriarchal/meanie society.