You Have to Be Nice to Me — Frau Merkel Invited Me!
8th January 2016
Of the fifteen culture-enrichers arrested for molesting and groping women on New Year’s Eve in Cologne, fourteen were identified as Syrian. But that should really be “Syrian” in quote marks, because that designation just means that they managed to acquire a Syrian passport somewhere before they arrived in Germany. By now it’s probably easier to pick up a Syrian passport in Istanbul than it is a fifth of Jim Beam.