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USEFUL STUFF SATURDAY

5th July 2014

Matador Pocket Blanket

Waffles on a Stick

Portable Security Door Device. For when the SWAT team mistakes your door for that of the drug dealer down the street. (Maybe this time they won’t shoot your dog.)

Edible Cupcake Wrappers.

Distance-Calculating Binoculars. In case you run across some Tuskan raiders.

LED Grill Light Spatula. In case you’re grilling in the dark for some reason.

Bottle Opener Cuff Links. If James Bond had had ’em, he would have used ’em.

Leatherman Skeletool. What Optimus Prime carries in his back pocket.

Finger-Friendly Guitar Company Keyboard. In case you don’t want karate-master calluses on your left hand.

Personalized Earbuds. Stick it in yer ear.

Beer Slushie Maker. For those who like that sort of thing (you know who you are).

One Response to “USEFUL STUFF SATURDAY”

  1. RealRick Says:

    I have an LED light on my smoker and it really comes in handy. I think it was a Wallyworld special.