
Illegal Immigrants Helpfully Wave Flags So ICE Knows Where To Send Them (Babylon Bee)
China targets U.S. coal, gas, Google as Trump tariffs take effect (NPR)
Futures tick lower as China responds to US tariffs (Reuters)
China counters with tariffs on US products. It will also investigate Google (Associated Press)
U.S. tariffs on China take effect, adding 10% levy to imports (Washington Poop)
El Salvador offers to lock up US criminals in its mega-jail (BBC)
Jailbnb: ‘Send me your criminals – for a fee!’ says El Salvador as US looks to outsource prison system (Times of India)
El Salvador agrees to accept US deportees of any nationality following meeting with Rubio (Fox News)
How Elon Musk set off two weeks of chaos across Washington (CNN) Not really ‘news’.
What is USAID, the foreign assistance agency Trump wants to shut down? (NBC News) Because you’re too stupid to look it up on your own, and besides we want to control the Narrative.
Congressional Democrats denied entry to USAID building (Axios) Preventing them from doing some stupid-shit virtue-signaling performance, like a sit-down or blocking doorways.
Democrats blocked from entering USAID headquarters (The Hill)
Rubio says ‘no choice’ but to bring USAID ‘under control’ after agency takeover: ‘rank insubordination’ (Fox News) AKA ‘resistance’.
Rubio asserts control of USAID, vows to end ‘insubordination’ (Washington Poop)
Judge in nation’s capital extends block on Trump administration federal funding freeze (Associated Press)
Elon Musk Installs Illegal Server to Seize All Federal Workers’ Data (The New Republic)
‘Robbery in progress’: Small group protests at OPM over Musk allies’ access to federal employee personal data (Government Executive) I’ll bet you didn’t know that there was a publication called Government Executive.
People protesting Elon Musk and DOGE gather outside the Office of Personnel Management (Associated Press)
The Elon-ification of the federal government (Axios)
What Trump and Musk are doing could change the American system forever (Andrew Prokop/Vox) Here’s hoping.
RFK Jr. misled the US Senate on measles deaths, Samoa’s health chief says (Charlotte Graham-McLay/Associated Press)
Trump to pause promised tariffs for 30 days after speaking with Trudeau (John Paul Tasker/CBC News) You see? It’s just a bargaining. tool. That’s what Trump does–make deals.
EXCLUSIVE: Watchdog Asks Pentagon Chief Hegseth to Pull Security Clearance of Leftist Megadonor Reid Hoffman
Which states may feel the brunt of Trump’s tariffs (Alex Fitzpatrick/Axios)
Trump-Appointed DC Attorney Offers to Protect Musk’s DOGE Staff (Nick Wadhams/Bloomberg)
Key State Department Programs ‘Wiped Out’ After Dozens of Contractors Fired (NOTUS)
The GOP’s meek acquiescence to Trump’s power grabs (Aaron Blake/Washington Post)
Watch: Hornet’s Nest Kicked As Raskin, Omar Throw Public Tantrum Over USAID Hostile Takeover
Trump preps order to dismantle Education Dept. as DOGE probes data (Washington Post)
The Trump Executive Orders as “Radical Constitutionalism” (Executive Functions)
Spoiling For A Fight: Why Challenging Birthright Citizenship May Be A Win-Win Strategy For Trump
‘Paid administrative hell’: Some Department of Education staff put on leave after Trump’s DEI order (Arthur Jones II/ABC News)
‘Fork off’: Protesters gather outside OPM to condemn Elon Musk ‘stealing’ personal data (Cybele Mayes-Osterman/USA Today)
Trump Pausing Tariffs on Mexico, Canada as Both Pledge to Boost Border Enforcement
Top N.Y. FBI Agent Vows to ‘Dig In’ Amid Purge of Top Brass
‘Gender Ideology’ Ban Is Already Harming Health, Experts Say (New York Times)
Musk’s Takeover Of The Government’s Computer Systems Needs To Be Understood As A Cyberattack, Or Worse (Cathy Gellis/Techdirt)
Murphy says tax records ‘potentially compromised’ by Musk (Lauren Irwin/The Hill)
Trump’s Border Deals With Canada, Mexico Avert Trade War for Now (Bloomberg)
Nobody Voted for Elon Musk (Clara Jeffery/Mother Jones) Just like Kamala Harris!
Restaurants Shutter to Support Migrant Protest Really? None of the restaurants I go to.
Elon Musk Suggests Getting Rid Of All Regulations In Midnight Call (Matt Shuham/HuffPost)
Musk Says He’s ‘Deleted’ Popular Free IRS Tax Filing Program (Nandika Chatterjee/The Daily Beast)
Trump II Punishes Fed Workers For Attending Trump I Diversity Training (Josh Kovensky/Talking Points Memo)
Trump appoints speechwriter fired for attending conference with White nationalists to top State Department role (CNN) Dunh dunh DUNHHHHHHH….
Inside Musk’s Aggressive Incursion Into the Federal Government (New York Times)
Treasury Secretary Sued by Unions Over Disclosures to Musk
‘What is happening here is illegal’: Dem senator confronts security at USAID headquarters (David Edwards/Raw Story)
State Dept. Fires About 60 Contractors Working on Democracy and Human Rights (New York Times)
Trump administration finalizing plans to shutter Education Department (Juan Perez Jr/Politico)
Top ’60 Minutes’ Producer Says He Will Not Apologize Over Trump Lawsuit (New York Times)
The trade war in Trump’s mind (Politico) As if anybody who writes for Politico has a clue about Trump’s mind….
A Coup Is In Progress In America (Mike Masnick/Techdirt) Somebody just woke up and read a Voice of the Crust.
Jan. 6 conspiracy theory promoter named to a top State Department job (NBC News)
Dunh dunh DUNHHHHHHH….
Republicans take a back seat as Trump steamrolls Congress with flurry of unilateral moves (NBC News) And they’re passing the popcorn.
Elon Musk Is President (Jonathan Lemire/The Atlantic) If only….
Statement by AFSA on Decision to Dismantle USAID (afsa.org)
CONSTITUTIONAL STANDOFF – *Special Alert from The Contrarian* – Public opposition … (Jennifer Rubin/The Contrarian) Jennifer Rubin loses her shit.
The ‘Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly’ of the United States Government (Charlie Warzel/The Atlantic) Stand back — you don’t want to get any of that stuff on you.
How Trump’s Novel Legal Theory Made Mexico and Canada Cave Under Pressure
Elon Musk Is an Existential Threat to Big Tech (Joan Westenberg/The Index)
Elon Musk’s DOGE Is Still Blocking HIV/AIDS Relief Exempted From Foreign Aid Cuts (Kate Knibbs/Wired) Because curing negligent homosexuals offshore is a core U.S. interest.
DOGE’s access to federal data is ‘an absolute nightmare,’ legal experts warn (Politico)
Dem Lawmakers Urge RFK Jr. To Recuse From All Vaccine-Related Decisions Translation: “We don’t have the votes to stop you, but we’re hoping we can talk you into putting on your own handcuffs.”
MSNBC’s Obeidallah Slams ‘Racist Piece of Garbage’ Trump’s ‘Fascist Spectacle’
Democrats flood the zone with acts of anti-Trump resistance (Andrew Solender/Axios)
The Resistance Media Frantically Scramble to Save USAID
Musk, Trump Prosecutor Targeting People Who Divulge Identities of DOGE Staff (Miles Klee/Rolling Stone) Dunh dunh DUNHHHHHHH….
Progressive Democrats accuse Trump and Musk of ‘a plutocratic coup’ (Joan E Greve/The Guardian)
Unmasked: Elon’s Secret DOGE Goon Squad–Every One Under 26 (Josh Fiallo/The Daily Beast) Unlike the aging hippies that constitute Democrat goon squads.
A 25-Year-Old With Elon Musk Ties Has Direct Access to the Federal Payment System (Wired) Dunh dunh DUNHHHHHHH….
Affirmative action for white men (Judd Legum/Popular Information) He says that like it was a bad thing.
President-unelect Musk pushes US democracy to the brink (Stephen Robinson/Public Notice)
Trump’s obsession: He can’t quit bashing Biden (Erin Doherty/Axios) Much like Doherty’s obsession: She can’t quit bashing Trump.
Trump’s other immigration strategy: Looking tough for the cameras (Axios) He looks tough because he is tough.
How Trump Is Reshaping U.S. Government, Just 2 Weeks Into His Presidency (Peter Baker/New York Times)
The worst thing Trump has done so far (Dylan Matthews/Vox)
About 20,000 federal workers took “buyout” so far, official says (Marc Caputo/Axios) I guess it’s working, slowly but surely.
What the Musk is Happening? – When writing posts for this newsletter, I like to have a clear focus … (Paul Krugman) But you’re Krugman, so that’s not gonna happen.
The Familiar Arrogance of Musk’s Young Apparatchiks (Michelle Goldberg/New York Times) Because it’s just like the arrogance of Democrat young apparatchiks.
Trump’s plan to kill offshore wind is paying off (Politico) Another win.
‘Scared and betrayed’ – workers are reeling from chaos at federal agencies (The Verge) They can dish it out but they can’t take it.
Hey Erica, Nobody Cares! NYT Journo Cries ‘Racist’ at Trump Dismantling Woke DEI
Trump’s impending massacre of the federal workforce will destroy his second term (The Hill) We’ll find out.
To Save Democracy, Start Filing Cases (Peter M. Shane/Washington Monthly)
E.P.A. Demotes Career Employees Overseeing Science, Enforcement and More (Lisa Friedman/New York Times) Emphasis on ‘enforcement’.
USAID Pays the Terrorists Who Kill Us (Victoria Taft/PJ Media)
Trump personally ordered firings of special counsel prosecutors (Hugo Lowell/The Guardian)
Terrible Nominees, Terrified Americans: Senators Could Actually Make a Difference This Month (Jill Lawrence/The Bulwark) The Kristol Krew go full-on proglodyte.
Watchdog Sues West Point for Withholding Records About Its False Claims Against Pete Hegseth
“Hitler actually had some good ideas”: Musk’s covert coup is guided by internet trolls (Amanda Marcotte/Salon) Amanda Marcotte loses her shit.
Trump 2.0: A Survival Guide for Democrats (Ruy Teixeira/The Free Press)
Hoping to “Trump Proof” Students’ Civil Rights, Illinois Lawmakers Aim to End Police Ticketing at School (ProPublica)
MAGA Senator Goes on Weird Rant About Sex and Omelets (Philippe Naughton/The Daily Beast) MAGA is the New Nigger.
Elon Musk’s Midnight Takeover (Anna Merlan/Mother Jones)
Musk Cronies Dive Into Treasury Dept Payments Code Base (Josh Marshall/Talking Points Memo)
Exclusive: how NSF is scouring research grants for violations of Trump’s orders (Nature)
White House preparing executive order to abolish the Department of Education (NBC News)
The seven techies barely out of college helping Musk to slash billions from federal government (The Independent)
‘F**k That’: Federal Workers Say They’re Scared But ‘Digging In’ Amid Trump’s Chaos (Jennifer Bendery/HuffPost)
Trump Claims Victory Over Canada, Mexico After Getting … Basically Nothing (Nikki McCann Ramirez/Rolling Stone)
FBI agents sue to block DOJ from compiling list of officials who worked on Jan. 6 or Trump cases (Politico)
Here are the words putting science in the crosshairs of Trump’s orders (Washington Post) Or at least what passes for ‘science’ in the Deep State.
Doctors Sue Over Trump Health Agencies’ Removal of Online Data (Zoe Tillman/Bloomberg)
U.S. Begins Migrant Flights to Guantanamo Bay (Wall Street Journal)
NFL to remove ‘End Racism’ messaging in end zone ahead of Super Bowl: Sources (Michael Silver/New York Times)
Trump’s Attack On The Deep State Is Spectacular And Almost Certainly Legal
Scoop: Senate Dems plot USAID revenge on Trump (Stephen Neukam/Axios)
Inside Trump and Musk’s Clumsy, ‘Exhausting’ Hunt for Leakers (Rolling Stone)
‘Stop Playing Nice,’ Says AOC as Senate Dems Help Approve Yet Another Trump Nominee (Julia Conley/Common Dreams)
‘Beyond betrayal.’ Venezuelans in Florida are angry at Trump immigration policy (Greg Allen/NPR)
Venezuela Agrees to Take Back Its Citizens, Releases US Prisoners
Ocasio-Cortez: Musk ‘one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever met’ (Lauren Irwin/The Hill) Harsh words coming from Occasional-Cortex.
Half of Wisconsin Head Start programs can’t access needed funds after federal freeze (Richelle Wilson/WPR) Good, since Head Start has been shown to be totally ineffective except in spending taxpayer dollars.
Elon Musk’s Power Grab Is Lawless, Dangerous, and–Yes–a Coup (Slate)
Trump Admin Reopens Millions of Acres for Oil Drilling in Rollback of Biden Climate Agenda
Jake Tapper Lets Dem Senator Spew Anti-Musk ‘Heil Hitler Salute’ Hoax
Illegal Executive Spending Decisions Are Happening Now (David Dayen/American Prospect)
Anne Applebaum: Outside the Rule of Law (The Bulwark)