Ace of Spades:

“If I could express all of our country’s problems into one word, I’d say that word is sh*t. We’ve got sh*tty schools filling students’ heads full of progressive sh*t, and when the sh*theads graduate, they start voting for sh*tbird politicians who implement sh*t policies that turn their cities and states into sh*tty sh*tholes. And then, after a few years, when their sh*thole cities get so completely filled with sh*t that it flows through the streets, the sh*theads say, ‘hey, I can’t live here any more, it’s a sh*thole.’ So then the sh*theads move to some other part of the country that’s not a sh*thole, but then, because they’re sh*theads, and not well-versed on the whole cause-and-effect thing, they vote for the same sh*tbirds who implement the same sh*t policies that have turned the places they came from into sh*tholes and their new homes gradually turn into sh*tholes that look just like the old sh*tholes, and they never seem to figure out why. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why our country is turning into sh*t.”

I couldn’t have said it any better.

The Other McCain comes around on the Max Boot question.

Tucker Carlson opened his show Tuesday night by taking aim at one of the most overrated neocon gasbags in Washington….

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The warm weather is back, and with it Chicago’s iconic weekend mass shootings (which somehow never make it to the front pages).

Twenty four people were shot in 24 hours in Chicago between April 6-7, including three adults and three children, who died from gunshot-related injuries, according to the Chicago Police Department. The mayhem started early Saturday morning and continued into the afternoon hours on Sunday.

Thank God for those strict gun control laws in Chicago, or the place would look like Texas.

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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An overachiever.

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1. Open.
2. Pour.

Any questions?

I’ll bet you didn’t know that there was a National Beer Can Appreciation Day.

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Immediately voted for Bernie Sanders.

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God forbid that the government should upset some leeches’ rice bowl.

Mick Mulvaney is simply wrong about Donald Trump’s taxes  I must have missed where Chris Cillizza got his law degree.

MSNBC Frets That GOP Jews Are Embracing ‘Nazi’-Like Trump Rhetoric  Yeah, you can never tell when a Jew might turn into a Nazi.

Chelsea Handler: My ‘White Privilege’ Caused Me to React Like ‘Spoiled Brat’ to 2016 Election  Well, yeah.

Media Sling Mud at Trump’s Conservative Fed Bank Picks

Nasty Seth Meyers Agrees With Chelsea: Trump Finds ‘New Levels of Cruelty’  Don’t mention Bill.

MSNBC Contributor Accuses Trump Of ‘Workplace Violence’  They managed to find a guy who actually looks like an NPC.

We Really Don’t Know Clouds At All

Renewables are a better investment than carbon capture for tackling climate change

The Weather Channel Flooded Charleston to Make Care About Climate Change

California’s Climate-Change-Driven-“Never-Ending Drought” Is Over

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I am not making this up,.

Relevant analogy: ‘I don’t think my client ought to be deported, your Honor. His membership in the Gambino Family demonstrates that he has put down roots in this country.’

Unbelievable.

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No good deed goes unpunished.

A man was shot to death at a Waffle House in Gainesville, Florida, after handing out $20 bills to patrons in the restaurant.

Craig Brewer, 41, was fatally shot after a man allegedly became upset because Brewer’s generosity didn’t include the woman he came to the restaurant with, according to witnesses, ABC News reported.

Authorities arrested Ezekiel Hicks, 25, on Sunday and charged him with Brewer’s murder.

Exekiel Hicks:

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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I’ve been waiting for President Trump’s approval rating to rise in the wake of the collapse of the Mueller investigation. That now seems to be happening, as Rasmussen Reports finds him at 53% approval, 45% disapproval, for a healthy +8 margin. It is also noteworthy that Trump’s “strong approval” now exceeds his “strong disapproval” by one point, something that rarely happened with Barack Obama.

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Tighten that screw….

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The National School Lunch Program has changed dramatically since it began in 1946. What started as a grant program to help poor students and those with special needs has morphed into a massive entitlement offering meals to 30 million students every year—equivalent to nearly 55% of all children enrolled in public and private schools.

And the bigger the program got, the more wasteful it became. The Office of Management and Budget now classifies the school lunch program as a “high-error” program due to large losses from incorrect payments each year—nearly $800 million in fiscal year 2018 alone.

In 2010, the Obama administration approved letting school districts offer free meals to all students in schools where 40% of the student body comes from low-income families that qualify for public assistance such as food stamps. This “Community Eligibility Provision” is providing meals—breakfast as well as lunch—to kids from middle- and upper-income families.

Universal welfare via a back door.

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Just to keep things in perspective.

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I guess that makes black people criminals — those are the only people of whom cops are the ‘sworn enemies’.

Good we could clear that up.

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Yeah, those girls really look oppressed.

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For Democrats, it’s always 1954.

This has no chance of passing, but it allows Demcorats to burnish their reputation as the Party of Free Stuff.

Eventually we will degenerate into a turd-world country where elections are fought for the privilege of enriching one’s ‘tribe’ and cronies from public funds. Blacks will have succeeded in turning the U.S. into an African kleptocracy.

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Unfortunately, those two tend to go together.

Eventually we will run out of jobs for people with average or lower IQs. Automation will take care of the rest.

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‘Lagos on the Chesepeake’ as ZMan likes to call it.

Thousands of people are fleeing the city each year as total population plummets to 100-year lows. There are about 46,000 vacant rowhomes scattered throughout the area, or roughly 15% of the housing stock is dormant. On a per capita basis, the city has the highest rate of homicides per 100,000 in the country. Opioids from Johns Hopkins and the University of Maryland Medical Center continue to flood the poorest of neighborhoods, leaving the African American communities in a perpetual state of addiction, along with the need for constant government assistance programs. With the local economy basically a black market, gangs roam the streets like a third world country.

Apparently Black Lives Matter only if here are white people involved.

UPDATE:Baltimore Mayor Intends To Return To Position Despite Calls From Officials To Resign

Steve Sailer fisks the New York Times.

If you want to see what California would look like if it were ruled by Mexico, first visit San Diego … and then visit Tijuana….

Apparently, San Diego got all the Magic Dirt, while Tijuana got all the Tragic Dirt.

Attenborough’s tragedy porn of walruses plunging to their deaths because of climate change is contrived nonsense

Netflix walruses were driven to death by polar bears not climate change, claims zoologist 

Bill Clinton Honoree Thrown In Jail Over “Biggest Clean Energy Scam In American History”

The new 350.org climate strategy – convince small towns to make “Climate Emergency” declarations

Pitiless: CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin Says Kirstjen Nielsen Will ‘Get What She Deserves’

Kirstjen Nielsen Exits, Democrats Race-Bait, And Obama Loves Himself

‘Restore Public Trust’ Blacklists Former Trump Administration Employees

Kathy Griffin Channels Adam Schiff At Weekend LGBTQ Block Party

Alec Baldwin Flirts With Presidential Run, Says Beating Trump Would Be “So Easy”  Oh, please do.

Morning Joe Compares Trump’s Rise To Rise Of Jim Crow  Except that Jim Crow was a Democrat.

Evening News Skips March 196K Jobs Rebound, 3.8% Unemployment  Can’t give Trump a win.

VIDEO: TV Journalists Spit Venom at Departing Nielsen

All the Progressive Plotters  Victor Davis Hanson.

Video Venom: 40 March TV Shows Slam ‘Traitor’ Trump and His ‘Faux-Christian’ ‘Hench-Characters’

Warren Wants To Investigate Trump’s Firing Of Secret Service Director  Marian the Librarian is on the case.

Couric: Trump’s ‘Behavior’ Has Warranted ‘Greater Scrutiny’ by Media  Yeah, he didn’t apologize enough.

Can We Stop Pretending Now? 7 ‘Exceptional’ Myths That Trump Has Exposed

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Suspension of reality only goes so far.

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Being ruled by Democrats will do that for you.

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When British citizens voted to leave the European Union, I doubted the British political establishment would allow that decision to stand. Today that establishment is doing everything it can to undermine the Brexit referendum.

Such conduct is not limited to Britain. In the United States also, government officials have a long history of sabotaging ballot measures they don’t like.

Kevin Williamson charts the decline of our civilization.

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As if O’Rourke would know a Jew if he bumped into him on the street.

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Don’t get any tattoos, and nobody will mistake you for a criminal.

Or a dork.

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Well, it is, but not the way you mean it.

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1. There would be much rejoicing.
2. We’d never see another Democrat President.
3. California would soon self-destruct like Venezuela and we could buy it back cheap.

Sounds like a win-win to me.

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Unfortunately, he doesn’t know what capitalism is or how it works, all he knows is how to finagle pieces of paper.

Bridgewater Associates founder argues that a widening wealth gap harms America and could spark conflict that hurts everyone.

He doesn’t really give a shit about capitalism, he’s just scared that peasants with pitchforks are going to show up outside of his condo and take all his stuff.

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How about that GREAT government-provided health care? Don’t you wish we had a system like that in the U.S.?

Move to Canada and get back to us. We’ll wait — and so will you.

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If Democrats didn’t indulge in so much minority-based voter fraud, there wouldn’t be any opportunity to do so.

UNICEF: Save 19 Million Bangladeshi Children from Climate Change!

Fraud: Trudeau Uses Photo Of Forest Fire Caused By Wind Turbine Construction Project To Sell His Carbon Tax Scam

How to do laundry the green way

Chelsea Handler: ‘I Had a Midlife Identity Crisis’ When Trump Won, Declares Love for Mueller  Somebody remind me who Chelsea Handler is.

Dan Rather & Co. Rerun Fake News on Trump’s Immigrants-as-‘Animals’ Quote

Schiff: Hold Trump To ‘Higher Standard Than Mere Criminality’  Ah, like they did Clinton. I see.

Stelter Misleads Viewers, Pretends Trump Wants to Abolish Judiciary

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Thank you, Barack. Thank you, Hillary.

Notice how all of these turd-world revolutionaries use Toyota trucks to mount their AA guns. What do they know that you don’t?

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Which is why Bernie Sanders is not fit to be President.

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Well, I’m sorry I missed it.

Would he be complaining if Buttigieg were black? I doubt it.

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Wow, you might think. That’s impressive! We keep hearing about long delays and antiquated care in the National Health Service, and here Jagger is able to get cutting-edge surgery in a matter of days!

Oops, never mind. Jagger flew to New York for the operation, a fact that his press representatives don’t seem eager to emphasize.

There are long lines of people from countries with ‘government=provided health care’ (Canada especially) trying to get treatment in U.S. hospitals and clinics.

I think it was Robert Conquest who said that everyone is a conservative about what he knows best. Likewise, the more you really care, the less wedded you are to liberal shibboleths. I need heart surgery? Goodbye, NHS. Some years ago, there was a woman who was a member of Canada’s Parliament. She was a fierce opponent of private medical care on the ground that the people should share health risks equally. Then she came down with a rare form of cancer. She was on the next airplane to the U.S.

Yup.

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They can always subscribe to Blue Apron or Hello Fresh or something.

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BLUF: Don’t drive a Tesla. Just don’t.

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Lock her up!

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Hey, it worked for Hillary. It even worked for Barak.

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As the elephant said when he pooped on the sidewalk, that about covers it.

Sometimes the old ways are best.