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Archive for September, 2018

Does the Turkish Intelligence Agency Plan to Abduct Turkish Dissidents From the US?

26th September 2018

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If so, do they take requests? I’m sure I have the list here somewhere….

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Kavanaugh Allegations: Georgetown Prep President Decries Media Coverage of the School

26th September 2018

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Who cares about them? They’re just rich white people. They’re not even ‘woke’ rich white people, like Sidwell Friends.

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These Honeywell Earmuffs Amplify Range Commands and Thus Are a Hunting Must

26th September 2018

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If you shoot things for fun, these are invaluable.

If you get shot at, of course, and shoot back, you rarely get the opportunity to use earmuffs. Not many people appreciate that.

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Russian Woman Squirts Liquid on Manspreaders on Public Transportation

26th September 2018

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She’ll do that until some guy beats the snot out of her, and then she’ll whine about brutality.

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Demolishing the California Dream: How SF Planned Its Own Housing Crisis

26th September 2018

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If you want to understand San Francisco’s self-inflicted housing crisis, look no further than the city’s very first zoning law, commonly known as the Cubic Air Ordinance, which set a disturbing standard for the city’s eventual missteps. Proposed in 1870, during a time of rampant real-estate speculation in a boomtown renowned for its lawlessness, the new law required boarding houses to offer a minimum amount of space per tenant. Officials claimed this would promote safer housing and improve residents’ quality of life, a noble cause for government intervention.

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As the Arctic Melts, the Fabled Northwest Passage Opens for Cargo Ships

26th September 2018

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Go, global warming.

I still want New York under three feet of water.

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Michael Avenatti’s Ringer: I Was Aware Kavanaugh Was Spiking the Punch So I Stopped Drinking the Punch But Kept Going to His Parties and Then I Got Gang-Raped and He Was There. PS, Please Respect My Privacy.

26th September 2018

Ace of Spades puts it all together for you.

Well, so glad we could clear that up.

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Salisbury Novichok Suspect Identified as Highly Decorated GRU Colonel Anatoliy Chepiga

26th September 2018

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My, what a surprise.

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Passenger Removed From Flight After Entering Cockpit to Charge His Phone

26th September 2018

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Yet another reason I refuse to fly. Pay money to be locked in a steel tube with crazy people? No thanks.

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Mexico Executes Full Military Takeover of Acapulco’s Cartel-Ridden Police Force

26th September 2018

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Uh, time to build the wall….

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Thought for the Day

26th September 2018

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After Bill Cosby’s Conviction for Sexual Assault, Why Is His Star Still on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

26th September 2018

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Because he, unlike Trump, isn’t The New Hitler.

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The Democrats as Underpants Gnomes

26th September 2018

The Other McCain has figured it out.

In a comment on last night’s post, Daniel Freeman described the Democrats’ strategy in the Kavanaugh confirmation process:
Step 1: Present a non-disprovable claim.
Step 2: Demand that it be disproven.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!
It’s the “Underpants Gnomes” plan, you see.
The Senate Judiciary Committee has scheduled a vote on the Kavanaugh nomination Friday morning. My brother Kirby suggests that Judge Kavanaugh’s accuser will find an excuse to skip Thursday’s hearing.

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How 2,000-Year-Old Roads Predict Modern-Day Prosperity

26th September 2018

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Vegetarian Elephant Bird Weighing Almost a Tonne Named World’s Largest

26th September 2018

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

I have a vision of something like a large ostrich with one of those ridiculous ‘We’re No. 1!’ foam fingers over its head.

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Robot Lawnmowers Are Killing Hedgehogs

26th September 2018

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Women and minorities hardest hit, etc.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Distracted Boyfriend Meme Is Sexist to Men and Women, Sweden’s Advertising Watchdog Rules

26th September 2018

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You know the one:

The proglodyte war on reality proceeds apace.

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How Google Maps Typos Grow Into Real Neighborhood Names

26th September 2018

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Life imitates (bad) art.

 

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To Remember Everything You Learn, Surrender to This Algorithm

26th September 2018

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I’ve always wondered whether this stuff really works.

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General Highlights First UN Mil-Mil Talks With North Korea In 11 years

25th September 2018

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But you have to understand that Trump has accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING during his term in office.

Just remember that.

Absolutely nothing.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

25th September 2018

CNN’s Jennifer Granholm Claims No Corroboration Actually Proves Claims Against Kavanaugh

We no longer want to just win. We want to destroy.

Yes, the Supreme Court is facing a legitimacy crisis. And we know exactly whose fault it is.  The Republicans, of course — you know, the people who aren’t making up accusations out of thin air.

Trump cuts a lonely figure at the U.N.  They say that like it was a bad thing.

Why aren’t liberals fun anymore?  Actually, they never were.

Hundreds of Yale Law students protest Kavanaugh, demand investigation  Wow, what a surprise.

Ted Cruz Chased Out Of DC Restaurant By Anti-Kavanaugh Protesters

Alyssa Milano, Debra Messing Join National Walkout To Show ‘Solidarity’ With Kavanaugh Accuser  Signal That Virtue! Signal That Virtue!

Brett Kavanaugh: ‘Horrible, hurtful taunts’ towards schoolgirl in high school yearbook revealed  You can’t make this stuff up.

Scarborough Says ‘So Called Journalists’ Who Assume Kavanaugh Is A ‘Rapist’ Should Have A ‘D’ Next To Their Name  Sounds as if Joe is getting fed up.

Sanders Throws Keith Ellison, Cory Booker In ABC’s Face When Asked About Kavanaugh

Trevor Noah Accuses GOP Of ‘Normalizing Sexual Assault’ To Stack The Supreme Court

Jimmy Kimmel Hits Below The Belt With Joke About Cutting Off Kavanaugh’s ‘Pesky Penis’ If He’s Confirmed  Sounds like a case of penis-envy to me.

Democrats Ramp Up The Crazy As Evidence-Free Kavanaugh Hearing Looms

WaPo Media Columnist Railed For Partisan Snarls At Kavanaugh’s Wife

‘We’re Stupid’ — Joe Scarborough Says Rosenstein Story Was A Distraction That Media Fell For

Shocker: Ford’s Attorney’s Still Arguing About Appearance; May Be Building an Excuse to, Get This, Not Show Up  I don’t think she’ll show. She doesn’t want to get MarthaStewarted.

CNN Guest Compares Convicted Sexual Assaulter Bill Cosby To Brett Kavanaugh  Of course she does.

LOL: 2nd Accuser, Debbie Ramirez, Declines to Testify Under Oath; Tells Senators to See Her Statement in The New Yorker  Yeah, that’s ‘credible’.

 

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Watch: A Mashup of Liberal Protesters Attacking Conservatives While Eating

25th September 2018

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As one fellow said on Twitter, ‘Democrats haven’t chased so many people out of restaurants since the civil rights marches.’

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France Denies Aquarius Migrant Boat Permission to Dock in Marseille

25th September 2018

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What’s French for ‘fed up’?

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We Are Living Nineteen Eighty-Four

25th September 2018

Victor Davis Hanson lays out what most of us already know.

In our 1984 world, the accused is considered guilty if merely charged, and the accuser is a victim who can ruin a life but must not under any circumstance be made uncomfortable in proving her charges.

Doublespeak abounds. “Victim” solely refers to the accuser, not the accused, who one day was Brett Kavanaugh, a brilliant jurist and model citizen, and the next morning woke up transformed into some sort of Kafkaesque cockroach. The media and political operatives went in a nanosecond from charging that she was groped and “assaulted” to the claim that she was “raped.”

In our 1984, the phrase “must be believed” is doublespeak for “must never face cross-examination.”

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Florida Teacher Claims She Was Fired for Refusing to Give 50 Percent to Students Who Did Not Hand in Work

25th September 2018

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Don’t send your kid to a government school.

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‘You Are Not Safe!’: Antifa Threatens Kavanaugh, Cruz on Social Media

25th September 2018

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Of course they do. Mob rule is the proglodyte game plan.

‘Antifa’ ought to be officially designated a terrorist organization and its members rounded up.

UPDATE: Twitter Refuses Comment On Threatening Message Sent To Sen. Ted Cruz

 

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Federal Education Programs Are Bloated and Failing. Now, Congress Wants to Give Them More Money.

25th September 2018

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And why not? It’s not their money they’re buying votes with.

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Thought for the Day: Why I Don’t Like Shrimp

25th September 2018

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The Revolutionary Mind

25th September 2018

ZMan pokes around.

The conventional model for framing Western politics, since the French Revolution, is the Left-Right axis. This dates from when supporters of the king sat to the right of the president in the National Assembly, while supporters of the revolution sat to the left of the president. Ever since, the Left are the radicals of one sort or another, who seek to overturn the present order in favor of something else. On the Right are the defenders of the present order, but also those who seek to restore a past order.

That means radical republicans in the 18th century, like the American Founders, would be on the Left, along side 19th century Marxists or even 21st century queer theorists. In the 18th century, Thomas Jefferson was a radical. In fact, he was a supporter of the French Revolution. It also means that modern Civic Nationalists, who claim allegiance to the Founders vision of republican order, are on the same side as 19th century monarchists and 20th century fascists. It turns out that libertarians are the real Nazis.

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British Millionaire and Wife Murdered in Thailand Mansion

25th September 2018

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Note to self: Avoid Thailand.

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Fur Shop May Be Forced to Close After Owner Inundated With Online Attacks From ‘Weirdos and Vegans’

25th September 2018

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The Hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds apace. Nothing can be allowed to stop it. Any deviation from the Narrative must be punished.

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If You Want to Save the World, Veganism Isn’t the Answer

25th September 2018

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But you knew that.

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How Ta-Nehisi Coates Saved Capitalism

25th September 2018

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Ta-Nehisi Coates is surely the most prominent herald of woke capitalism. Coates is the most famous writer in America, which makes him de facto the most famous writer in the world. He’s written one good book that nobody’s read, one bad book that everybody’s read and one cash-in-your-chips volume of previously published material that made his publishers very happy.

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Facebook Moderator Sues After Developing PTSD From Viewing Disturbing Content

25th September 2018

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Who could have predicted that a social media moderator would encounter disturbing content?

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Bill Gates Tries to Explain to NYT Readers Why It’s OK to Worry About African Population Growth

25th September 2018

Steve Sailer has some fun.

My impression has long been that Bill Gates is, deep down, the Protestant guy appalled by Irish Catholic fecundity in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life. But even if you are Bill Gates, you have to be worried about coming out and saying: There are going to be way too many black people if we don’t do something fast.

Earlier this week, Gates came out of the closet about how worried he is about African population growth in an interview with the UK Telegraph. But now he’s written an op-ed for the NYT that treats the subject so gingerly that most of the commenters don’t seem to have much of a clue what’s Gates is driving at.

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“He’s Probably Senile” – Homeless Man Trashes California Governor’s Climate Action Efforts

24th September 2018

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If ‘climate change’ were actually a thing, then a good case could be made that the priority of the government ought to be first to deal with a general threat to everybody before problems of individuals or classes of individuals.

But it’s not. It’s the alarmist agenda of certain pseudo-scientists who have taken their particular conceits and turned them into a religious test for the Left.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

24th September 2018

Michael Moore’s Anti-Trump Film Bombs At The Box Office. The Numbers Are Horrific  The one-trick pony discovers that one is not enough.

Joe Scarborough Says Substance Doesn’t Matter As Kavanaugh Hearing Will Come Down To ‘Who Is Best On Television’  Ayup.

Ronan Farrow Says Democrats Actively Sought Out Second Kavanaugh Accuser  What a surprise.

Law Professor Jonathan Turley Says Congressional Democrats Have Low Standard Of Proof For Kavanaugh Accusers  How about ‘nonexistent’.

When Evidence No Longer Matters

Rod Rosenstein survives another day in Crazytown  Or maybe not.

Joy Behar: Trump ‘Stands Behind Anybody Who’s Been Accused Of Sexual Assault’ [VIDEO]  Yet another Behar lie.

Kavanaugh Protesters Gather For ‘Blackout, Walkout’ March To Supreme Court  Typical proglodyte rent-a-mob.

Joe Scarborough Perfectly Lays Out Dems’ Plan For Kavanaugh Hearing

The Media’s War on Brett Kavanaugh Hits Another Low

A Steaming Pile of Bad Journalism

 

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Obama Won

24th September 2018

Victor Davis Hanson gives us the bad news.

Before Obama, things were getting better. After Obama, things have gotten much, much worse.

 

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Gun Control Twist: Saving One Life “Does Not Justify” Right-To-Carry

24th September 2018

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Gun control advocates often use some version of the phrase “if it saves one life” in order to justify their ineffective proposals. This week, the anti-gun editorial page of the Chicago Sun-Times offered a different take. Fearful that the Right-to-Carry was getting too much good publicity in the wake of an Illinois concealed carry permit holder’s heroic actions, the Sun-Times editorial board felt it necessary to lecture its readers, “One brave rescue of a Cicero cop doesn’t justify concealed guns.”

I am not making this up. I wish I were.

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Ronan Farrow, Chief Inspector of the Sex Police

24th September 2018

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Thirty five years ago, Ronan Farrow got drunk at college, went to a party, and cosied up to a woman he wasn’t married to. How do I know? A woman at the same party thinks she might remember the party, isn’t sure Farrow was there, can’t quite remember what he did (or didn’t) do, but, on the advice of her lawyer and the yellow press, she understands that accusing him now might 1) advance her career and 2) might damage Farrow, whose views she doesn’t like.

In the light of this accusation from someone he never met, Farrow was relieved from his beat poring over other people’s sex lives at The New Yorker, the literary sewer that used to be a magazine. Titters and tongue-clucking all around as the panting masses wait for the next witch to be hauled out, publicly humiliated, and dispensed with. Wot larks.

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Thought for the Day

24th September 2018

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A Beginner’s Guide to Finding Wild Edible Plants That Won’t Kill You

24th September 2018

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Just in case Democrats actually succeed in destroying civilization.

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A School District in America’s Farm Country Is Getting Away From Traditional Education

24th September 2018

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This school district is starting competency-based education (CBE). The U.S. Department of Education described this education as “allowing students to demonstrate mastery of academic content regardless of time.” Students will have a chance to do more job shadows and internships, according to hechingerreport.org.

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Woman Who Saved Dozens of Animals From Hurricane Florence Arrested for Not Having Appropriate Licenses

23rd September 2018

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Your tax dollars at work.

No good deed goes unpunished.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

23rd September 2018

Kavanaugh’s Accuser Just Hired Andy McCabe’s Lawyer  I’m wondering who bankrolling all this. Soros? DNC?

Third Named Witness Rejects Kavanaugh’s Accuser’s Allegations

Report:  Yet another “witness” fails to back Ford’s story

The farce this time

Behind The Scenes Of A Judge Brett Kavanaugh Protest [VIDEO]  You can’t make this shit up….

 

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NY Times Wants to Know About Your High School Sex Life

23rd September 2018

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Be the first on your block….

This is actually an online form that you can fill out. The first question is, “Did you ever, as a teenager or younger man, behave toward women in ways you may now regret? If so, how? And how has that experience stayed with you over the years?” You get 175 words to answer that one.

I wonder: what is the chance the Times will survey women on whether they have ever behaved toward men in ways they now regret? Are we supposed to assume that can’t happen?

Get in tune with the zeitgeist! Men Bad, Women Good!

This is a good example of how Narratives get advanced. Christine Ford’s allegation is almost certainly false, but who cares? The Narrative marches on, regardless.

Indeed it does.

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Court Invalidates California’s Handgun Ad Ban on First Amendment Grounds

23rd September 2018

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Earlier this month, a federal court invalidated California’s ban on premises advertising relating to handguns (but not other firearms), disparaging the state’s proffered justification for the law as nothing more than “mere speculation and conjecture.”

If the courts are going to disallow ‘speculation and conjecture’ to rule, what shred of the progressive agenda will survive?

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Pirates Kidnap Crew From Swiss Cargo Ship in Nigerian Waters

23rd September 2018

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‘Swiss cargo ship’? Since when does Switzerland have ships? Where do they dock?

Memo to self: Stay out of Nigerian waters.

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Separated at Birth?

23rd September 2018

Bill Kristol:

â??Polygamy, here we come!â? Right wing melts down over gay marriage victory - Salon.com

Benito Mussolini:

301 Moved Permanently

We report, you decide.

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Murdered Man’s Body Found After Tree ‘Unusual for the Area’ Grew From Seed in His Stomach

23rd September 2018

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Not something you see every day.

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