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Archive for August, 2018

Remote Amazon Tribe Offer Condolences to Family of British Backpacker Who Died After Taking Their Traditional Hallucinogenic Drugs, Inquest Hears

29th August 2018

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I’m sure that’s a great comfort.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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SCIENCE: Uncertain About Religion? You Probably Fear Death and Have Low Self-Esteem

29th August 2018

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Let’s hear it for SCIENCE.

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ESPN Rips Tiger Woods for Refusing to Inject Politics Into Golf Presser; Questions His “Blackness”

29th August 2018

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I wasn’t aware that Tiger Woods worried all that much about his ‘blackness’. Certainly not as much as Obama did.

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How to Find Water in the Desert

29th August 2018

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Eating Red Meat and Cheese Can Help Heart Health, Scientists Claim

29th August 2018

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Everything bad is good for you.

It’s all a matter of finding the scientists who will claim that what you want to do is good for you.

That doesn’t appear to be as hard as one might think.

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Facebook Employee Group Criticises Its ‘Intolerant’ Liberal Monoculture

29th August 2018

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Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen: How long until they get squashed?

UPDATE: Facebook Employees Fight Liberal ‘Intolerant Monoculture’

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The School Shootings That Weren’t

29th August 2018

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This spring the U.S. Education Department reported that in the 2015-2016 school year, “nearly 240 schools … reported at least 1 incident involving a school-related shooting.” The number is far higher than most other estimates.

But NPR reached out to every one of those schools repeatedly over the course of three months and found that more than two-thirds of these reported incidents never happened.

And this is NPR, so you know it’s true.

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Homeless Vet Sues Couple After They Raised Thousands of Dollars for Him

29th August 2018

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No good deed goes unpunished.

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Trudeau Government to Study Total Handgun and Assault Weapons Ban

29th August 2018

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Presumably because the existing restrictions are just so effective.

Apparently Canadians really do want to be like Britain, for good or ill.

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Thought for the Day

29th August 2018

Feel the Bern….

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Brazil Orders Troops to Venezuela Border as Migration Exodus Met With Violence Amid Economic Collapse

29th August 2018

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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.

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UN Appointed Climate Science Team Demands the End of Capitalism

29th August 2018

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Wow, that’s news.

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‘My Family Escaped Socialism, Now My Fellow Democrats Think We Should Move the Party in its Direction’

29th August 2018

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My question is, why is this guy a Democrat in the first place?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th August 2018

Levin: Trump in great shape when it comes to the law

Univision’s Acevedo: US-Mexico Trade Deal ‘Sounds a Bit Like’ Bush’s ‘Mission Accomplished Moment’

This is the cynic’s finest hour  “The presidency held by a cruel bigot.” Only in the delusional world of moron supposed-journalists. In Real Life, he’s doing fine.

Trump’s authoritarian musings are now seen as routine  As opposed to, say, the ‘authoritarian musings’ of writers in the Washington Post like, oh, Thomas Friedman and Paul Krugman.

Could Trump’s Missing Signature Force Him to Be Deposed?  You can almost hear the “I hope, I hope, I hope…” in the background.

Dershowitz Educates TV Pundits On The Law- ‘Hope Can’t Substitute For Reality’

Lanny Davis Busts CNN — Admits He Was Source For Network’s Debunked Trump Tower Story

CNN Still Standing By Trump Tower Story After Lanny Davis Admits To Lying … Again

Scarborough Still Hammering Trump For Treatment Of McCain: ‘Clown Who Wouldn’t Lower The Flag’  And Joe Scarborouth is all about lowering the flag.

Alec Baldwin to play Batman’s Trump-like father in Joker film  If it weren’t for Trump, Baldwin would have no career at all.

CNN Quadruples Down On Dubious Trump Story — Leaves Out Key Details

 

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Oreo Releases Hot Chicken Wing and Wasabi Flavours

28th August 2018

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A certain sign of the End Times. Time to get right with God.

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Cheese and Red Meat Are Back on the Menu After Study Suggests Eating Twice as Much as Officials Advise

28th August 2018

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I’m skeptical of anything that comes with ‘officials advise’ attached.

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Leftism as a Secular Religion

28th August 2018

Dennis Prager gives us some analysis.

And not a very pretty one, either.

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Craigslist Founder Donates $1 Million to Mother Jones to Fight Fake News

28th August 2018

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Which is like donating money to Die Stürmer to fight anti-semitism.

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Everything You Should Know About This High-Profile Texas Shooting as Testimony Resumes

28th August 2018

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There were roughly a dozen attackers with Lackings, according to witnesses. After the initial shot, Lackings and his cohort attacked both Isaac and Sims, beating them with metal pipes, witnesses claim.

I believe the technical term for this is ‘mob’.

Of course, this news report isn’t all you should know. This is defendant Lacking:

Man arrested in death of Houston transgender woman, friend - Houston Chronicle

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Cynthia Nixon Fights Back — Against ‘Sexist’ Debate Venue Temperatures

28th August 2018

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 Actress-turned-gubernatorial candidate Cynthia Nixon has laid out one very specific demand going into Wednesday’s televised debate with her primary opponent, New York’s incumbent Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo: she wants the temperature in the debate hall of Hofstra University on Long Island raised to 76 degrees for the event.

A top Nixon strategist, Rebecca Katz, reportedly emailed WCBS-TV ahead of the event, suggesting that a failure to agree to that particular temperature setting could be viewed as “sexist.” The New York Times, upon obtaining a copy of that email, reported, “Ms. Katz wrote that working conditions are ‘notoriously sexist when it comes to room temperature, so we just want to make sure we’re all on the same page here’.”

I’m really curious how a temperature can be ‘sexist’. I think it’s more a case of the candidate being ‘moronic’.

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Russia! Russia! Russia!

28th August 2018

The Other McCain blows the whistle.

As I’ve been saying for months, the Mueller “investigation” isn’t really an investigation, it’s a cover-up, intended to conceal or distract attention from the illegal means by which corrupt Obama administration operatives sought to sabotage the Trump campaign. As the latest revelations show, however, the so-called “mainstream” media were an integral part of this anti-Trump operation, and so you cannot expect Democrat-controlled organizations like CNN and the Washington Post to tell the public the truth about all this. If all you know is the “news” you get from CNN, you have no idea what actually went on in the manufacturing of the phony “Russian collusion” story.

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Against Identity Politics

28th August 2018

Francis Fukuyama turns over a rock.

For the most part, twentieth-century politics was defined by economic issues. On the left, politics centered on workers, trade unions, social welfare programs, and redistributive policies. The right, by contrast, was primarily interested in reducing the size of government and promoting the private sector. Politics today, however, is defined less by economic or ideological concerns than by questions of identity. Now, in many democracies, the left focuses less on creating broad economic equality and more on promoting the interests of a wide variety of marginalized groups, such as ethnic minorities, immigrants and refugees, women, and LGBT people. The right, meanwhile, has redefined its core mission as the patriotic protection of traditional national identity, which is often explicitly connected to race, ethnicity, or religion.

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Chicago, 50 Years On

28th August 2018

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Arthur Herman has a good recollection over at National Review of the climax of the Democratic Party’s disastrous 1968 national convention in Chicago exactly 50 years ago on this date. It was unhappiness with the grassroots of the party that led to the “reforms” that disempowered party bosses and insiders and made the Democratic Party more populist (that’s before “populism” became a dirty word for liberals), resulting in such sterling subsequent nominees as George McGovern, Jimmy Carter, Walter Mondale, and Michael Dukakis.

I remember ’68. It wasn’t a good time.

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Thought for the Day

28th August 2018

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In the Capital of British Pakistan

28th August 2018

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Muslim terrorists attacking the British Parliament in cars has become an annual tradition.

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Three Bars of Chocolate a Month Can Reduce Chances of Heart Failure, Study Finds

28th August 2018

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I’m in.

Got a Costco-sized box of Snickers in my fridge.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

27th August 2018

Cohen Attorney Backtracks On Claim That Trump Had Advance Knowledge Of Russian Hacking

The Triumph Of Trumpism Will Outlast Trump

Midterm Elections Are About ‘Results Vs. Resistance,’ Says House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy  Got it in one.

CNN Standing By Trump Tower Story Despite Lanny Davis Backtracking  That’s their story and they’re sticking to it.

Andrew Cuomo Claims Trump Is Jealous Of McCain  Actually, McCain was jealous of Trump.

 

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Transgender Activists Accused of Attempting to Shut Down Debate

27th August 2018

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As if feminists were any better.

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Another Gun-Free Zone Experiences a Shooting Tragedy

27th August 2018

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America experienced another tragedy over the weekend — this time in Jacksonville, Florida — and like the overwhelming majority of mass public shootings, Sunday’s incident also occurred in a gun-free zone.

Two bystanders were killed after a gunman opened fired at a Madden 19 Tournament at Jacksonville Landing, an open-air retail center with stores, bars and restaurants. Jacksonville Landing prohibits the possession of any type of firearm, regardless of whether it is carried legally or not (except for by law enforcement), making it a gun-free zone.

“Possession of a weapon, even if legally carried (except by law enforcement officers) is absolutely prohibited on Landing property,” according to the Jacksonville Landing website.

Yeah, I guess that worked out really well for them, didn’t it? If I didn’t have anything better to do I’d make up a bunch of signs that said CRAZY MASS SHOOTERS, GET YOUR VICTIMS HERE! and plant them in front of any establishment advertising itself as a ‘gun free zone’. Maybe they’d get the message.

I’m waiting for somebody wounded at a mass shooting at a ‘gun free zone’ to sue the establishment. That would be entertaining.

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Fake Jew Update: SJW Julia Salazar Accuses Truth-Tellers of Racism

27th August 2018

The Other McCain tracks this stuff so that you don’t have to.

This is a ‘woman of color’? On whose planet?

My deeply held identity is of an Elven Lord of the Second Rank. She is welcome to kiss my ass, which is my due from a delusional shiksa.

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Law Professor Jonathan Turley Criticizes GoFundMe for Allowing People to Purchase Legal Testimony

27th August 2018

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Shades of Animal House: ‘They can’d do that with our legal system! Only we can do that with our legal system!’

I ought to have tried to get a gig as a professor. It appears to be indoor work with no heavy lifting.

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Hillary in the Crosshairs

27th August 2018

Scott Adams has a theory: If Trump gets pushed out of office, then Hillary will go to jail.

UPDATE: Scott Adams: If Donald Trump Goes Down, Hillary Clinton Goes to Prison

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The Apotheosis of McCain

27th August 2018

Rush Limbaugh is having a great deal of fun this day playing sound bites of Democrats tongue-bathing McCain (now that he’s dead) in conjunction with what those same Democrats said about him (The New Hitler) when he dared to run for President against the Half-Blood Prince. Once he performed his Republican Duty by losing, he went back to being the war-hero darling of the DemLegHump Media. CNN’s Jake Tapper has admitted that the chief value of McCain’s death is that it provides them with a rhetorical stick with which to beat Trump.

Just as Doonesbury’s Reverend Scott Sloane was the Fighting Young Priest Who Can Talk to the Young, John McCain was the Maverick Republican Who Can Reach Across the Aisle. Like the other members of the RINO Fringe in the Senate, his function was to trash-talk his own party and provide bipartisan cover for whatever silly scheme Democrats had on their menu.

 

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Thought for the Day

27th August 2018

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Landmark Trial Reveals ‘Holy Grail’ Diet Pill That Boosts Weight Loss Without Harming Heart

27th August 2018

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Sold as Belviq in the US since 2013, lorcaserin is the first weight-loss medicine to successfully pass a long-term safety study now required by regulators to stay on the market.

Taken twice a day, the drug is an appetite suppressant that works by stimulating brain chemicals to induce a feeling of fullness.

Appetite suppressants only work to lose weight for people who only eat when they are actually hungry. Most people eat three times a day out of habit, and eat beyond the full point because they were trained by their parents to eat everything in front of them. (Remember the ‘Clean Plate Club’? I do.)

The key to weight control is to stop eating when you stop being hungry, no matter how much food is still uneaten. Yes, you wind up wasting food at first, but you soon adjust your portions to your appetite.

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Heatwave Could Raise Price of Bacon as Hot Weather Damages Pig Fertility

26th August 2018

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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What Mohammed? What Koran? What Mecca?

26th August 2018

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The following video is an excellent introduction by Dr. Jay Smith to the deconstruction by Western scholars of the Koran, Mohammed, and Islam itself. Using hermeneutics, textual analysis, archaeology, and other modern disciplines, he demonstrates that the three principal elements of Islam could not possibly be factually true in the way they are traditionally expounded:

1. Mohammed
2. The Koran
3. Mecca

The archaeology and relevant historical documents simply do not support the traditions of Islam. Something happened in Arabia between the 7th and 10th centuries, but it certainly wasn’t what is described in the Koran, the Hadith, and the Sira.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

26th August 2018

Liberal media’s desperate push for Trump impeachment may actually hurt Democrats

Brian Stelter Ignores CNN’s Bungled Trump Tower Story

Donald Trump colours in US flag, gets it wrong  Had it been Obama, they would hail it as ‘creative’.

Baltimore Sun Columnist Says Press Should Assume Donald Trump Is Always Lying  And why not? Everybody assumes that the Baltimore Sun is always lying. Fair’s fair.

ESPN Reporter Jemele Hill Who Called Trump A White Supremacist Out At Network  The wheels of the Trump grind slowly, but they grind incredibly fine.

 

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Texas Man Shot Two Females Because They Were ‘Incompetent’ Drivers

26th August 2018

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We’re serious about driving in Texas.

Nicholas Dagostino ‘holds a very dim view of women’ and believes their sole purpose ‘is to give birth to male children’, say investigators
Very possibly Muslim. The signs are there. I understand that Muslims don’t like women drivers much, judging by the news stories I see.

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Energy Department Teams Up With Bill Gates to Move Mini-Nuclear Plants to Market

26th August 2018

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Cue Eco-Nazi protests and lawsuits.

You’ll know that they’ve got a serious product when Antifa demonstrators show up.

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Men Fear Social Shame of Ordering Vegetarian Dishes, Study Finds

26th August 2018

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As well they might.

The technical term for vegetarians is ‘prey’.

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Impeachment Porn

26th August 2018

Scott Adams pokes into the darkest crannies.

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Climate Change, Variability, Recurrent Frequencies, and Planning

26th August 2018

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Manitoba Hydro is a government established agency that controlled all energy production in the Province. Every Canadian Province has similar centralized energy controlling agencies. The one in the climate news currently is Ontario Hydro (now called Hydro One) that saw Maurice Strong become Chairman in 1992. He applied his ideas of a green agenda based on the findings of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) and almost bankrupted the Province.

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John McCain and Donald Trump: No Love Lost

26th August 2018

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Actually, the headline could more accurately be phrased as ‘John McCain and [insert name of Republican President here]: No Love Lost’.

McCain and his fellow semi-Republicans Murkowsky, Snow, Collins, and Graham, would have been in the Good Old Days conservative Democrats; they only reason they’re in the Republican party is that they have no political future in the party of Bernie Sanders, Maxine Waters, and Chuck Schumer, whereas the ‘maverick’ schtick gives them a slim path of opportunity. But let’s not pretend that there is any actual principle involved.

The Other McCain chimes in here: Every Liberal’s Favorite Republican, and the Problem With ‘Bipartisan Reform’

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Vietnam Demands Monsanto Pays Compensation for Agent Orange Victims

26th August 2018

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Note that they aren’t demanding compensation from the U.S. government, who paid Monsanto to develop Agent Orange and who decided when and where to apply it. No, they’re going after the civilian supplier, as if it were a pesticide with undesirable side effects.

Of course, they have no chance of getting any satisfaction from a Trump Administration. But maybe they’ll get lucky and find a judge appointed by Clinton or Obama who was a SJW in college and will buy whatever imaginary liability theory they come up with.

 

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UK: NHS Urgent Cancer Referral Targets Missed for First Time

26th August 2018

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GPs are supposed to identify patients whose symptoms suggest cancer for “urgent referral” to a hospital specialist.

NHS targets state that 93 per cent of cases should be seen within a fortnight, so that tests and treatment can be started.

But analysis reveals this target was missed for the whole quarter ending June 2018, with the worst performance since records began in 2008.

How about that GREAT government-provided health care system in Britain? Don’t you wish we had such a system in the U.S.?

Feel the Bern….

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Fair-Minded Investigation or Partisan Witch Hunt?

26th August 2018

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A Real Lawyer looks at the campaign-finance aspect of the Mueller investigation.

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Thought for the Day

26th August 2018

Pearls Before Swine for August 23, 2018 Comic Strip

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16 Antifa Members Arrested While Protesting a Blue Lives Matter Rally

26th August 2018

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Any one who shows up to a public gathering with a concealed face ought to get arrested as a terrorist.

But it won’t happen.

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Police Arrest Seven At Protest For Toppling Confederate Soldier Statue

26th August 2018

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More ‘enforcement theater’.

Prediction: No one will get fired, no one will go to jail.

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