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Archive for May, 2010

iPad merges with kitchen cabinet, sacrificing portability for utility

4th May 2010

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World’s first remote heart surgery completed in Leicester, UK

4th May 2010

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This is the wave of the future. And you are here to see it.

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Steak ‘n Shake: The Quintessential American Cheeseburger

4th May 2010

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The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

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France to build £3.8bn super university

4th May 2010

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But they’ll all speak French, so nobody will care. Well, maybe Canadiens.

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Forty-Six Things I Cannot Explain to my Grandchildren, or to the Alien Living in my Laundry Room

4th May 2010

Mark Freeberg has a pretty good list.

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Members of Congress Betting Against America

4th May 2010

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World’s biggest beaver dam can be seen from space

4th May 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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This is Not a Spiral

4th May 2010

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If the TSA Were Running New York

4th May 2010

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The point of terrorism is not to “destroy.” It is to terrify. And for eight and a half years now, the dominant federal government response to terrorist threats and attacks has been to magnify their harm by increasing a mood of fear and intimidation. That is the real case against the ludicrous “orange threat level” announcements we hear every three minutes at the airport. It’s not just that they’re pointless, uninformative, and insulting to our collective intelligence; it’s that their larger effect is to make people feel frightened rather than brave.
So … do we really want the Feds in charge of our health care? The question answers itself.

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“The Limits of Policy”

4th May 2010

Steve Sailer is on a roll.

David Brooks’s latest NYT column, “The Limits of Policy,” continues his pattern of picking up on my ideas, but expressing them gingerly enough to keep his job. There is a lot of good stuff in here, but enough Crimestop, too, so he doesn’t get Stephanie Graced.

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Thought For the Day

4th May 2010

Jerry Pournelle.

What I do not understand is why African Americans, who lose a lot of jobs to illegal immigrants, are not incensed at all this. The Republican Party freed the slaves, the Democratic Party kept the Solid South’s Jim Crow laws, so 90% of the blacks vote Democrat. I never did understand that one.

Neither do I.

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WarMouse Meta review

3rd May 2010

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A mouse with eighteen buttons!

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Beautiful women can be bad for your health, according to scientists

3rd May 2010

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Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

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Schools abandon dissection in Biology lessons over health and safety fears

3rd May 2010

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Schools are abandoning the practice of cutting up frogs, rats and animal organs which has been a mainstay of biology lessons for generations, out of concern for squeamish pupils and fears that they could turn their scalpels on each other.

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Blame Canada

3rd May 2010

… for multiculturalism.

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The Narrows of the Hassayampa

3rd May 2010

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“Any neighbors?” I asked.

“A few. On the land next to us is a trailer. Woman lives there with her husband—and her ex-husband, who just got out of jail a few months ago.”

Some things had gone missing from his property, so soon after we arrived, he walked over to the vintage 1970s RV he kept there and opened the outside generator door. Generator gone. Obvious tracks leading directly back to the neighbors’ property. As soon as night fell, we heard a generator begin to hum in the distance.

There was not much that could be done, at the moment. It was at least an hour back to anything remotely resembling civilization, and there was no cell signal out here. We were armed, but disinclined to pursue the matter through unofficial means. A man who will live with his wife and her new husband is capable of pretty much anything. He may even have low self-esteem.

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‘Dead’ leader of Pakistan Taliban warns US of new attacks in video

3rd May 2010

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Well, there’s a surprise.

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Dear University Alumni Office

3rd May 2010

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Really, that’s about all you did for us — gave us a lecture hall, gave us an arrogant bastard to listen to, and gave us a room full of computers we could use sometimes, and you gave us a degree that employers look at and say “This guy knows how to write reports. Amusing.” And I will be paying for this privilege until I am 51 years old.

Whenever I get a ‘give us money’ message from one of the three institutions from which I hold a degree, I always write ‘BITE ME’ on it in large black maker and send it back in the convenient reply envelope. That quiets things down for about six months.

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Villagers fight back against Bank Holiday invasion of travellers

2nd May 2010

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A group of villagers blockaded country lanes and formed a human barricade to stop travellers taking advantage of the Bank Holiday weekend to build a caravan site near their homes.

Gipsies in the past have used Bank Holidays to tarmac over fields because they know they have an extra day before council planning officers are back at their desks to halt development.

But residents in Meriden, near Solihull, West Midlands, swung into action after they spotted the travellers swarming onto the 10-acre field in the village just after the council offices closed at 5.30pm on Friday.

They had arrived with huge mechanical diggers, planning to rip up the ground, pour concrete bases for their mobile homes, and set up a permanent site.

UPDATE: Link fixed.

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Show Stopper: How Plastic Popped the Cork Monopoly

2nd May 2010

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To think of all the marvelous ways
They’re using plastic nowadays….

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Blame It on Mr. Rogers: Why Young Adults Feel So Entitled

2nd May 2010

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And an entire generation….

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Human Chromosome 2 is a fusion of two ancestral chromosomes

2nd May 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Islam Explained for Those Who Do Not Read the Koran

1st May 2010

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Islam is not as complicated as they would have you believe.

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Japanese scientists create ‘Robocop’ suit

1st May 2010

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The metal-and-plastic outfit boasts eight electric motors that amplify the strength of the wearer’s arms and legs, as well as sensors that can detect movements and respond to commands through a voice-recognition system.

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Pensioner accused of racism over poster aimed at politicians

1st May 2010

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After being blitzed with election pamphlets Roy Newman, 74, decided to tell other voters: “GET THE LOT OUT.”

But 90 minutes after he put up the sign up in an upstairs room at his house two police officers arrived and accused him of being racist.

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California.

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Wheelchair athlete banned from plane ‘because he couldn’t walk’

1st May 2010

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Richie Powell, 39, was booked on a flight to Scotland to take part in a wheelchair race.

But as he tried to board the plane at Bristol airport he was told: “You can only fly if you can walk up the aircraft steps.”

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably at the hands of somebody in the TSA.

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Lucky charms do work, scientists conclude

1st May 2010

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No, not the cereal.

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Muslim walks free as court told Osama bin Laden graffiti ‘not religiously motivated’

1st May 2010

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in D.C.

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Victims of Communism Day

1st May 2010

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