Archive for December, 2009
17th December 2009
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Whenever you get to feeling that you live in a bad neighborhood….
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17th December 2009
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A Christian sanitation worker was struggling for his life Wednesday, December 16, in a hospital of Pakistan’s Punjab province after two Christian co-workers already died because Muslim employers apparently poisoned them, police and family confirmed.
Masih said the Muslim managers of the facility were angry that Christians dared to ask for payment. “My sons were apparently forced to consume some kind of poisoned drink, or a drug…They were left there to die,” he said, adding that their bosses also made abusive remarks about Christianity.
What a bunch of uppity niggers dhimmis. The nerve of some people.
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17th December 2009
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Apparently the heart of American is Washington, D.C., and doesn’t bother with fact-checking, attributing a quotation from Bolingbroke’s ‘The Idea of a Patriot King’ to Jefferson.
Bolingbroke was about as far from Jefferson, politically and philosophically as it’s possible to get without being Hobbes.
(And what part of America does that make California?)
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17th December 2009
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Dozens of Iraqi security force members were involved in attacks that killed up to 112 people in Baghdad last week, Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki said on Wednesday.
My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.
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17th December 2009
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17th December 2009
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Little capsules, full of fish oil,
Little capsules, with Omega-3,
Little capsules, full of fish oil,
That improve cholesterol.
There’s a yellow one, and a yellow one,
And a yellow one, and a yellow one,
Little capsules, full of fish oil,
And they all look just the same.
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17th December 2009
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These guys aren’t just camel-jockeys in tents; Osama bin Laden was an engineer.
Evil is not the product of stupidity or ignorance, but of a reprobate mind.
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17th December 2009
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The gadget teardown experts at iFixit have decided to make the firm’s entire catalogue of gadget repair guides available to all – and for free.
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17th December 2009
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This phone is more responsive than many of the girlfriends I had in college. We have the technology.
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16th December 2009
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Can I get a witness?
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16th December 2009
There are four categories of edible substances:
- Food (anything that once had a face)
- What we get from food (e.g. eggs, milk, butter)
- What food eats (e.g. salad, sushi)
- What we get from what food eats (e.g. spuds, fruits, vegetables)
Note that category 3 was designated by God for herbivores (i.e. ‘prey’) and is not properly part of a human diet. If you see a creature that appears human but is eating salad, it is an impostor. This is why certain entities are designated ‘vegan’, denoting that they came from the star system Vega. Feel at liberty to tell them to go back where they came from if they don’t want to be eaten.
My thanks to Glen Wilkerson for this convenient and elegant conceptual framework.
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16th December 2009
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What goes around, comes around.
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16th December 2009
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The face of Tom Hanks can be almost seen if you squint hard enough.
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16th December 2009
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Well, how much did you pay for it? It’s worth that much to at least one person.
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16th December 2009
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A dozen bad science fiction movies come to life before your very eyes….
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16th December 2009
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Try that with your Kindle.
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15th December 2009
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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.
No doubt Ghaddafi was rushed to the hospital, having hurt himself laughing.
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15th December 2009
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Be the first on your block….
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15th December 2009
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Or, at least, to Italians.
Of course, we can do that, too.
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15th December 2009
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Were it not for my native indolence, I’d do the same.
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15th December 2009
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Must be pretty bad when the entire team defects.
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15th December 2009
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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.
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14th December 2009
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This is why this is an exciting time to be alive.
Unfortunately, they only have versions for iPhone and Android. I guess Blackberry users don’t need to save money on stuff….
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14th December 2009
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Rachel Maddow recently indulged in a strange episode of media bullying, using a half a dozen disreputable and dishonest techniques to smear an obscure writer and psychotherapist, Richard Cohen, whose business it is to help homosexuals who wish to live heterosexual lives to do so.
Therapists such as Mr. Cohen are an object of special hatred for organized homosexuality, and that lobby probably has never had so prominent a voice as Miss Maddow’s. To be sure, Cohen is a distinctly unsympathetic figure. His psychotherapeutic work is pure New Age goo, but that is to be expected: Psychotherapy is pseudoscience. At its least destructive it amounts to idle chatter; at its worst it is a reality-displacing religion substitute, advancing beliefs that are every bit as fundamentalist and anti-rational as any desert jihadist’s, if not so violent.
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14th December 2009
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But does Obama care? Sorry, he’s too busy with the government takeover of the health care industry.
Priorities? Sure, he’s got priorities. They just aren’t YOUR priorities.
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14th December 2009
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· Remember always that your word is your bond. “Off the record” means off the record, unless it’s something you can use to embarrass a Republican.
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14th December 2009
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Sometimes the old ways are best.
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14th December 2009
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I have a dozen pints of bacon lard in my freezer. Bring it on.
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14th December 2009
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Is there a ‘Rod Dreher’ wing of the Republican party?
House of Eratosthenes is not impressed.
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14th December 2009
Steve Sailer is always worth reading.
I was visiting a typical Southern California public high school, one in which the student body is close to three-fourths Latino, when it dawned on me that virtually all the kids’ hallway conversations with friends were conducted in English. Indeed, most of the students spoke English without an accent. Well, to be pedantic, they had teen accents — it’s practically impossible for a high school girl to roll her eyes and exclaim “That is so gay” without sounding a little like Moon Unit Zappa in Valley Girl — but only a minority of the Hispanic students had Spanish accents.
I went home and read up on bilingual education. I quickly discovered the topic of educating “Limited English Proficient” (LEP) students is buried under a bureaucratic jargon that appears to consist of literal translations from some distant language unknown to Earthlings. For example, when an LEP child masters English, he becomes a Reclassified-Fluent English Proficient (R-FEP). His R-FEP status is tabulated at the federal Office of English Language Acquisition, Language Enhancement, and Academic Achievement for Limited-English-Proficient Students (OELALEAALEPS).
Unintended consequences predominate because the reigning dogma of the education industry—the intellectual equality of all students—is wrong. This obdurate refusal on the part of everybody who is anybody in the education business to admit publicly the manifold implications of some kids being smarter than others makes it difficult to get anything done in the real world.
Judith Rich Harris, author of the The Nurture Assumption, pointed out, “The problem with bilingual education is that these programs create peer groups of children who do not speak English well. They don’t have to learn English in order to communicate with the children they want to play with, and they don’t have to learn English in order to be accepted by their classmates. So, their motivation to learn English is no different from their motivation to learn the state capitals or the multiplication tables.”
Which leads to the inevitable question: That there exists a ‘black accent’ no one can doubt — and it’s not just a ‘Southern accent’, as anybody who has listened to black Southerners and white Southerners in the same conversation is aware. Is the whole meme of denigrating (no pun intended) black kids who ‘talk white’ promoted to keep blacks an isolated and thus more easily manipulated cultural minority? In that respect, I highly recommend the book He Talk Like a White Boy by Joseph C. Philips.
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14th December 2009
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Barnes & Noble might be pitching the Nook to the literary set, but it turns out the Android-based dual-screen reader is pretty hacker-friendly as well: both the OS and filesystem are stored on a microSD card. That means the newly-formed crew at nookdevs has already managed to root what they describe as the “generic” Android 1.5 build that’s hidden under the Nook’s navigation UI, and they say the device can do “everything a rooted Android phone can do.” That’s certainly intriguing, especially since the Nook has a data-only AT&T 3G modem and WiFi to go along with that capacitive touchscreen and E Ink display — can you say “potential”?
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14th December 2009
A good example of why the dinosaur media in general, and Newsweek in particular, suck.
A new GAO report shows how George W. Bush’s Justice Department abandoned advocacy for minority groups.
As if ‘advocacy for minority groups’ were the definition of ‘civil rights’.
Ellis Cose obviously considers himself a black columnist (rather than a columnist who happens to be black), and it shows.
George W. Bush was never particularly taken with the civil-rights crowd. Not that he was exactly hostile to the notion of protecting society’s most vulnerable groups. But he and his minions assumed that the time for coddling minorities had passed. So after sizing up the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice—the most powerful advocate for civil rights within the federal government—Bush’s operatives endeavored “to rip the heart out of [it],” in the words of Ben Jealous, president of the NAACP.
Never was a President of the NAALCP so appropriately named. God forbid that anyone should ‘assume that the time for coddling minorities had passed’.
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14th December 2009
George Orwell.
There is no use in multiplying examples. The point is that we are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that sooner or later a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually on a battlefield.
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14th December 2009
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Note that this trick isn’t possible without a government that is willing to be stupid with YOUR money. (What am I saying? That’s ALL of them.)
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13th December 2009
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Some good news, for a change.
Samuelson was the first American winner of the Nobel Prize in Economics and, through his highly influential economics textbooks, set American government policy on a statist course for over fifty years — with results as you see them. Send him some marshmallows for use in his new home.
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13th December 2009
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No sucres will be printed or coined, but the virtual currency will be used to manage debts between the nine nations in a move to reduce reliance on the US dollar.
Cuba already signed an agreement on Saturday to pay for a shipment of Venezuelan rice in sucres, according to Rogelio Sierra, the island’s deputy foreign minister. He declined to say what the shipment was worth.
That agreement was made as it emerged that cash-strapped Cuba has fallen behind on its debt to nations and multinational corporations amid the global recession.
Judging from this, I think it ought to be pronounced ‘sucker’, but that’s just me.
I am somewhat astonished that there are only nine ‘left-wing’ governments in South America.
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13th December 2009
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Britain’s financiers and entrepreneurs are leaving the country at the rate of 10 a week to avoid rising taxes, it has emerged.
My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.
And they won’t want to come to America once the Obama Nation takes hold. Maybe Belize.
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13th December 2009
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So what great lesson did the military and the President take from the experience of the massacre at Fort Hood? Why, the most obvious one, of course: we need more Muslims in the military….
Incredible. Look at these pictures. Our people, deliberately murdered by a Muslim doing his bit for jihad. A Muslim who was an officer in the United States Army, who had taken an oath to preserve and protect the Constitution of the United States. And the response is ‘Please, sir, can we have another?’
Your tax dollars at work. The only thing that saves us is that we don’t get all the government we pay for.
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13th December 2009
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13th December 2009
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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.
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12th December 2009
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12th December 2009
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Now the Japanese language is being transformed by blogs, e-mail and keitai shosetsu, or cellphone novels. Americans may fret over the ways digital communications encourage sloppy grammar and spelling, but in Japan these changes are much more wrenching. A vertically written language seems to be becoming increasingly horizontal. Novels are being written and read on little screens. People have gotten so used to typing on computers that they can no longer write characters by hand. And English words continue to infiltrate the language.
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12th December 2009
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Marching morons in Copehagen: They’re all made out of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same.
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12th December 2009
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Coming to an airport near you.
Another reason why I don’t fly.
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11th December 2009
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They should only count their blessings.
Tell Norway they can have all of Obama in exchange for $50 and a third-round draft pick.
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11th December 2009
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I still remember those 50-cent Ace Tarzan paperbacks Frank did the covers for. Those were the days.
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11th December 2009
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And about time, too. She ought to have taken a frying pan to his head. Several times.
People like Governor Sandford give weasels a bad name.
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11th December 2009
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Because the previous threats have worked so very well.
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11th December 2009
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Police detain 200 activists at their Copenhagen accommodation and seize items they claim could be used for acts of civil disobedience.
Hey, all you leftists who hate America and think it ought to be more like Europe: Be careful what you wish for.
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11th December 2009
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The looters dump the producers.
Kelly, who has also served as GC at Fannie Mae, Sears, and MCI/Worldcom, is one of the more experienced and well-respected in-house lawyers in the country — and was serving as vice chairman at AIG, a rarity for a GC. If she leaves AIG soon, writes the NYT, “her departure would come at a time when the company needs experienced counsel to complete its restructuring, shepherd it through myriad legal proceedings, and prepare prospectuses for the anticipated initial public offerings of its subsidiaries.”
Joining Kelly in her decision to leave are four other senior officials of the company, who have had their compensation reduced earlier this year by the Treasury Department’s special master for compensation, Kenneth Feinberg.
My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.
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