To All My Liberal Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To All My Conservative Friends:
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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It is all about winning. The other half of what’s wrong, is that these are the people who want to erase fissures between us in — everything. Class, wealth, prestige, national borders, “partisan bickering,” race, sex, sexual preference, creed, snips, snails and puppy dog’s tails. We’re all just on spaceship earth together…

…it’s complete bullshit. Their primal urge is to win. They want an elite club, and if nobody is excluded from it then nobody can be in it. They are dedicated to keeping us divided, and then making sure their side wins. And then, to make sure something emerges from the victory, something locked in, so that we’re stuck with it forever and ever, without regard to how unpopular it becomes. And then they want to win at the next thing.

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Nobody seems to be entirely sure whether this is constitutional. I don’t have a clear answer either. But it certainly does effectively defeat the purpose of having an elected legislature, and it’s certainly in direct conflict with the spirit of Article I.

The first thing that socialists do when they get power — the first thing — is work to eliminate democracy, because any shred of democracy threatens their hold on power, and power is what they’re all about. Lenin did it in Russia, Mussolini did it in Italy, Hitler did it in Germany, Stalin did it in Eastern Europe, Mao did it in China, Castro did it in Cuba, Chavez and Morales are doing it in South America, and Obama and Reid and Pelosi are doing it in the United States. Watch it coming down the street.

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I want one of these for my house.

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Thieves stole a JCB digger from a building site, smashed through a fence and used the vehicle to wrench two parking meters out of the ground and shake the coins out, police said.

The culprits, thought to be two men, started up the mini-digger after breaking into the site and finding it still had the key in the ignition.

We have the technology. And, if left unsecured, it can be re-purposed.

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My, what a surpise.

Gene pool. Cull. Now.

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An Egyptian court confirmed the four-year jail sentence imposed on an Egyptian student blogger for posting writings critical of Islam and the government, the state news agency MENA said.

Your future under Islam. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

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SURE she wants us to use alternative sources of energy. Maybe on another planet.

Hey! Wake up! When a Democrat tells you s/he believes in something, it’s NOT TRUE.

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And yet the ‘why can’t we all just get along’ crowd persist in believing that a Communist country won’t behave like a Communist country.

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A Chinese villager has been jailed for 12 years for shooting and eating the country’s last known wild Indochinese tiger, China Daily reports.

Bet he won’t do that again.

Jerry Pournelle really doesn’t like the new health care plan.

Today’s Wall Street Journal has an editorial worth your attention. There is no better term for the ObamaCare Bill than Despotism. It’s all very well for Congressmen and Senators to look out for their states, but this bill is a pure transfer payment from Republicans to Democrats. There is built into the bill a 40% tax on the most comprehensive — and thus most expensive — health care plans: But it does not apply to everyone. Longshoremen, for instance, are exempt — and of course their unions have negotiated some of the most comprehensive healthcare short of what Congress gets. Other lines of work, nearly all heavily unionized, are exempt from the 40% tax (which will pretty well eliminate these plans for those who aren’t exempt from the tax). Also, 17 States will be exempt; for the rest it’s just too bad. There is no attempt at an explanation for these arbitrary transfers from those taxed to those not taxed. There is no logical reason why some are taxed and some are not. It’s simply a set of earmarks, rewards to those supporting the “plan” and punishment for those who don’t.

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White people can do powerful things with their eyes: casting judgment, indicating scorn, and obnoxiously rolling them when someone says something they don’t agree with. Yet in spite of these powers, they are not immune to the dangers of the sun. So white people must wear sunglasses. But what may surprise you is that while white people will spend upwards of three months finding a perfect pair of unique prescription glasses, they have no such requirement for sunglasses.

Cringely thinks so, anyway.

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Buy ’em books, send ’em to school….

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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A few weeks back, Reason.tv discussed Canadians coming to the U.S. for operations that would take forever to get in the Great White North.

Reason contributing editor and San Francisco Chronicle journo Carolyn Lochhead has a fascinating piece on American medical tourists who go elsewhere for much cheaper and equally good care….

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Chinese police were held in a hour-long stand-off with a suspected suicide bomber only to find the man was armed with sausages.

Well, at least we know he wasn’t a Muslim. That’s something.

Always thought that ‘suicide bombers’ were a bunch of wieners, anyway….

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One fully-loaded B52 would raise the average IQ in Britain beyond all imagining.

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Although why anybody would give a shit at this point is impossible to discern.

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A fascinating discussion from supposedly intelligent and certainly technically knowledgeable people. We are doomed, as John Derbyshire (Patron Saint of Dyspepsia) says in his latest book.

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It’s always amusing when a newspaper invites in a guest editorialist who then disembowels a policy that the paper had a major hand in setting up.

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I wish I were forty years younger so that I could serve on such a ship. The future is now.

More here, to the extent that Wikipedia can be trusted.

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

David Pogue reveals why everybody hates the phone company.

A few weeks ago, I wrote about two particularly nasty Verizon Wireless practices. First, Verizon doubled the early-cancellation fee for smartphones, the price you pay for canceling before your two-year contract is up (it’s now $350).

Second, I passed along a note from a Verizon whistleblower who identified a really outrageous Verizon profit center: if you accidentally hit one of the arrow keys on your Verizon cellphone (which come premapped to various Verizon Internet functions), you’re charged $2 instantaneously, even if you cancel instantly. (Verizon confirms that on many models, you can’t remap those buttons to other functions even if you’re tech-savvy enough to try.)

Apparently there is no cell phone provider in the U.S. that doesn’t suck.

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What is it about being elected to public office that makes people stupid? New England was, at one time, a bastion of individual liberty and self-reliance; it is rapidly turning into Little Europe.

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom wants the city to require similar labels.

Quelle surprise.

Boland uses a cell phone, but keeps it away from her head by using the speaker. The AP story also says she leaves the phone turned off unless she’s expecting a call.

And, of course, nothing will do but that EVERYBODY IN THE STATE ought to be FORCED BY LAW to do it her way — sort of an inverse Burger King.

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Facebook is being cited in almost one in five of online divorce petitions, lawyers have claimed.

Yet another reason to stay away from Facebook and its ilk.

Macworld.

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Cocaine’s a hell of a drug, and even more so when laced with another drug that’s commonly used to deworm opossums. Federal agents have found that 69 percent of cocaine shipments seized entering the United States contain levamisole, a veterinary drug linked to serious weakening of the immune system in humans. Here’s the real funny part: no one knows why.

Go, Darwin. Cull that gene pool.

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was. (Sounds more like the name of a multi-national engergy conglomerate, doesn’t it?)

Of course, this just might be hot air, considering how low Wikipedia’s rep has gotten lately. But it makes an interesting story.

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Surely there’s a movie in that somewhere.

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I think this counts as a virtual Darwin Award. Let that be a lesson to us all.

Truth.

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Your government at work. Aren’t you proud?

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What’s the use of being a supermodel if you don’t get special treatment? I mean, duh.

Darwin says: Drop the Communist Manifesto and step away from the gene pool. Now.

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Every now and then, someone does a brilliant analysis of contemporary cultural phenomena.

This is one such.

The Other McCain takes out the trash.

There are a number of people these days who are persistently characterized by dinosaur media hacks as ‘conservative’ despite a complete lack of evidence aside from the fact that they occasionally say a good word about what the dinosaur media hacks consider to be the ‘conservative position’ on a topic. David Brooks comes immediately to mind, as does Malcolm Gladwell and Andrew Sullivan, but certainly Friedersdorf fits in this bag. Indeed, it wouldn’t surprise me to find the New York Times someday tag unrepentant Trotskyite Christopher Hitchens as a ‘conservative’ because he correctly appreciates the threat that Islam poses to Western Civ and doesn’t hesitate to talk about it.

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So and so is calling for you, please hold and I’ll get him.

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A lot of people talk about reviving the domestic manufacturing sector, which has shed almost one-third of its manpower over the last eight years. But some of the people I spoke to asked a slightly different question: Even if you could reclaim a chunk of those blue-collar jobs, would you have the managers you need to supervise them? It’s not obvious that you would.

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We have the technology.

(Roy, this Bud’s for you….)

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that messing with a guy who has facial tattoos is a really bad idea.

As tattoos go mainstream, criminals have to adapt. These days, even art on your neck, collarbone, and wrists is barely enough to signal your commitment to subcultures that are totally legal.

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Roy King, who died on November 8 aged 65, was an archer and master craftsman of the English longbow – mixing historical and artisanal expertise to produce weapons similar to those that proved so devastating at Agincourt almost 600 years ago.

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According to Russian newpaper Kommersant, as relayed via the RIA Novosti news wire, Illarionov says that the HadCRUT dataset doesn’t include the records from many of Russia’s meteorological stations. He adds that the missing records, if they had been included by the British climate scientists, would have significantly reduced the amount of warming shown for Russia by the HadCRUT database.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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This is news?

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So you don’t know what ‘charcuterie’ means. So look it up.

When I visited last month they were rubbing down a few pork bellies with rosemary sprigs and a salt cure and experimenting with a new Italian sausage recipe. On the back porch, alongside the potted rosemary, three smokers issued thin white plumes that filled the neighborhood with a sweet, meaty perfume. Two contained slabs of bacon and the third—a ceramic tile Big Green Egg—held half a dozen of the paprika-and-mustard-rubbed chickens that Erik periodically smokes for favored mothers of his daughter’s classmates.

That ought to give you a clue.

“The regulations are written for industrial food operations,” says Mate. “And if you apply them to small-scale local producers, no one’s gonna do it. It’s legislating local food out of the market. Unfortunately, the health departments don’t appreciate that. But that food is actually safer. It’s easier for someone on that small scale to move things more quickly and be more careful. Local markets are self-regulating. If there’s anything wrong with your products and someone gets sick from it, then you’re out of business.”

Your tax dollars at work.

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That says something profound but I’m not quite sure what it is.