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Archive for August, 2009

Don’t judge my hair: A collection of impressive hairstyle failures

3rd August 2009

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A comprehensive and irrefutable counterexample to the Intelligence Design theory.

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Episcopal Church moves to elect more gay bishops

3rd August 2009

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California, of course.

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Dog walker bursts into flames after being struck by lightning

3rd August 2009

Darwin award.

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Britain: Playing children ordered down from tree by police

3rd August 2009

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in San Francisco.

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Two Florida men prosecuted for “gang hand gestures” on MySpace

3rd August 2009

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Can you think of anything more silly?

Avoid Florida. They’re crazy down there.

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Miss Landmine beauty pageant banned in Cambodia

3rd August 2009

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So I guess there’s no chance of the Miss Political Genocide contest happening. A pity; North Korea would have had a lock on it.

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Blue-State Blues

3rd August 2009

Ross Douthat points out that California sucks and Texas rocks.

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Philips releases new lights to visionaries

3rd August 2009

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Glass leaves sweat to generate electricity, get nervous in public situations

3rd August 2009

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“Jobless grad sues college for 70G tuition”

2nd August 2009

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You knew it was coming.

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Radio Shack rebranding to “The Shack”?

2nd August 2009

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They ought to change it to “Electron Hut”.

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Report: Iran plane was carrying arms for Hezbollah

2nd August 2009

Oops.

Italian newspaper says plane crash north of Tehran which left 168 people dead was caused by explosion of fuses slated to be delivered to Lebanese organization. According to report, members of Revolutionary Guards among casualties

Wonder what the Farsi is for “Lusitania”.

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Muslims burn 75 Christian homes and 2 churches in Punjab

2nd August 2009

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Of course, if Christians had done that to Muslims ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, it would be front-page headlines in all of the major media. Funny how that works.

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Why injecting oxygen into tumours ‘can kill cancer’

1st August 2009

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