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Archive for August, 2009

Electric car powers across land, ice and water

7th August 2009

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Add a 50-cal mount and I’m there.

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NY Church Bars Flags on Vets’ Coffins

6th August 2009

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Finally, a phone that goes with your Prius.

6th August 2009

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No animals were harmed in the making of this phone.

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UR’s Crash Source in Sound Economics

6th August 2009

Mencius Moldbug reveals the truth.

UR can deliver this remarkable savings in both time and tuition because, and only because, our “economics” is an entirely different product from the standard academic sausage. We’ve considered changing the word – but this feels hokey. It also conceals our feeling that (a) for most customers, UR’s “economics” is a more than satisfying replacement for 20th-century industrial numerology; and (b) our version is far closer to the original artisanal craft.

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New-fangled digital measuring cup actually improves upon the original

6th August 2009

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Well, maybe — you still need to put it on a level surface. But my Y chromasome likes it.

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Gold: Royal Mint doubles production of gold coins to meet surge in demand

5th August 2009

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Gee, I wonder why.

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Psychopath Brain Different In Brain Scans

5th August 2009

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Some people are bad to the bone. Or perhaps bad to the uncinate fasciculus. Brain scans of the uncinate fasciculus (UF) found distinct differences in psychopaths.

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NYT: Let’s Burn Down the Economy All Over Again

5th August 2009

Steve Sailer fisks Dalton Conley’s NYT op-ed.

Personally, I suspect that the main reason that poor people are less likely to pay back their mortgages than rich people is because poor people tend to have less money than rich people, but, then, I’m not the Dean of Social Sciences at NYU like Dalton Conley, so what do I know?

Decades of government programs to make homeownership “affordable” only succeeded by 2007 in making homeownership insanely unaffordable, so I guess the plan is to replace the word “affordable” with the word “attainable” and then just rerun the same old stuff.

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Why Nuclear Power Is Part of Our Future

5th August 2009

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Or ought to be, if the “progressives” can be persuaded to stop attempting to turn the clock back to the Middle Ages.

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Islam in the UK: The Numbers

5th August 2009

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How Britain is turning into Londonistan under its Labour government.

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Obesity

4th August 2009

Megan McArdle says all that really needs to be said on the subject.

Whether a dish was dreamed up by Mario Batali or the staff at the Cheesecake Factory, preventing people from having it “for their own good” still represents an actual hedonic loss, as well as an actual loss of freedom.  You may think they have some meta-self which will thank you later, but their current self has still had both its liberty and its joy restricted.  Invoking the demon food scientists of agribusiness does not actually relieve you of the obligation to prove that intervening in the liberty of both the customers and the company is morally pressing.

Ultimately, the answer to “what could it hurt”? is that all actions have costs, which you cannot assume away on the grounds that those costs don’t interest you.  But they should interest you, because not least among those costs is the simple fact that the government cannot do everything well.  Making all sorts of changes in the name of obesity means not making others that might be more important, because we have limited political and bureaucratic bandwith.  Do you want obesity intervention, cap and trade, or health care reform?  You may not be able to have any of them.  But you probably can’t have all three.  And if you did, you’d make it more likely that the government would screw all of them up.

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How It Looks From the Other Side

4th August 2009

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A cartoon expressing disappointment that Lucy Obama has pulled the football away just as Charlie Brown the fringe Left was going to kick it.

x <- world’s smallest violin etc.

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The Folly of Hate-Crime Laws

4th August 2009

Richard Cohen in the Washington Post.

Hell has officially frozen over.

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Murder Bares Worker Anger Over China Industrial Reform

4th August 2009

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As rumors swirled that Mr. Chen’s employer, Jianlong Group, planned to shed workers, a group of them found the 41-year-old executive and beat him severely, battering his skull. Workers blocked streets near the factory and hurled bricks, preventing police and paramedics from reaching Mr. Chen.

Bet the Teamsters were just red with envy.

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The First Lady’s Worker Bee Colony

4th August 2009

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Hillary had three. Laura only had one. How many does Michelle have? 23.

But Michelle is married to the Magic Negro. She is the Negro American Princess.

Even more than being a NAP, Michelle is a product of the Cook County political machine. Her whine about being a second-class citizen would be a joke were it not (a) such a big fat lie, and (b) so damaging to our social fabric.

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Bicycle that folds inside its own wheels ‘perfect for commuters’

4th August 2009

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I’d buy one.

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An American martial arts expert who teaches people how to kill in self-defence has provoked controversy by planning a training course in Britain.

4th August 2009

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Indeed — God forbid that anybody in Britain might learn self-defense.

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Styrofoam dome homes

4th August 2009

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What if China had hobbits?

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Hot Waitress Economic Index

4th August 2009

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Proof positive that New York is an entirely separate country.

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Making Eyeglasses That Let Wearers Change Focus on the Fly

4th August 2009

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Mother spots baby son up for adoption on Craigslist

3rd August 2009

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Indeed, one can find anything on the Internet.

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Arlen Specter gets a taste of democracy

3rd August 2009

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Why women cannot read maps and men lose their keys

3rd August 2009

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Women’s difficulty in reading maps and men’s uselessness in finding things under their noses could be explained by new research, scientists claim.

For, lo, what would we do without scientists?

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Don’t judge my hair: A collection of impressive hairstyle failures

3rd August 2009

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A comprehensive and irrefutable counterexample to the Intelligence Design theory.

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Episcopal Church moves to elect more gay bishops

3rd August 2009

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California, of course.

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Dog walker bursts into flames after being struck by lightning

3rd August 2009

Darwin award.

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Britain: Playing children ordered down from tree by police

3rd August 2009

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in San Francisco.

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Why food is about more than nutrition

3rd August 2009

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“It’s not about whether organic food is good or a sham,” says Jules Pretty, an agricultural scientist at the University of Essex in Colchester, UK. “That’s the wrong question. We should be asking how we can make all of agriculture more sustainable.”

Of course — it’s also (and more importantly) about a left-wing New Age agenda, especially in a purported science website.

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Two Florida men prosecuted for “gang hand gestures” on MySpace

3rd August 2009

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Can you think of anything more silly?

Avoid Florida. They’re crazy down there.

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Miss Landmine beauty pageant banned in Cambodia

3rd August 2009

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So I guess there’s no chance of the Miss Political Genocide contest happening. A pity; North Korea would have had a lock on it.

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Blue-State Blues

3rd August 2009

Ross Douthat points out that California sucks and Texas rocks.

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Philips releases new lights to visionaries

3rd August 2009

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Glass leaves sweat to generate electricity, get nervous in public situations

3rd August 2009

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“Jobless grad sues college for 70G tuition”

2nd August 2009

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You knew it was coming.

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Radio Shack rebranding to “The Shack”?

2nd August 2009

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They ought to change it to “Electron Hut”.

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Report: Iran plane was carrying arms for Hezbollah

2nd August 2009

Oops.

Italian newspaper says plane crash north of Tehran which left 168 people dead was caused by explosion of fuses slated to be delivered to Lebanese organization. According to report, members of Revolutionary Guards among casualties

Wonder what the Farsi is for “Lusitania”.

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Gorilla HIV makes leap to humans

2nd August 2009

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What has Tarzan been doing lately?

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Muslims burn 75 Christian homes and 2 churches in Punjab

2nd August 2009

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Of course, if Christians had done that to Muslims ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, it would be front-page headlines in all of the major media. Funny how that works.

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Why injecting oxygen into tumours ‘can kill cancer’

1st August 2009

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