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Archive for March, 2009

‘Cocaine cast’ man arrested at Spanish airport

6th March 2009

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Man Faces 10 Years In Jail For Self-Incrimination By YouTube

6th March 2009

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It’s like YouTube is a giant filter for dumb criminals.

Think of it as evolution in action. Criminality plus narcissism is never a good combination.

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Brazil: 9-Year-Old Has Abortion Despite Church’s Objections

6th March 2009

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Just when you think that America is in the toilet, you are reminded that it’s a lot worse Out There.

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Man who tried to kill himself sues hospital that saved him for compensation

6th March 2009

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I think they should be allowed to hunt him down and kill him. It’s only fair.

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If You Duplicate That Virtual Sword In The Real World… Is It Copyright Infringement?

6th March 2009

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Hey, this is important stuff.

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Scientists discover the ‘No Parking’ tree

6th March 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Former Muslim bakery leader allegedly brags in jail about journalist killing

6th March 2009

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Bey IV said he had to “sacrifice a soldier” to “take out” the Oakland Post editor to protect the bakery, according to the statement taken by the Alameda County District Attorney’s office from a confidential informant. Bey IV remains uncharged in the Aug. 2, 2007 killing of Bailey; he is jailed awaiting trial on unrelated kidnapping and torture charges.

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Russia Building Anti-satellite Weapons

6th March 2009

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A reminder that The New Russia isn’t necessarily a friend.

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The End of the Swat Valley Hudna

6th March 2009

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For those who haven’t been paying attention: “Hudna” is a temporary truce that Muslims are allowed to do during jihad when they need a break to rest and re-arm. There is no permanent peace when it comes to Islam. Remember, “Islam” doesn’t mean “peace”, it means “submission”.

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Greyhound bus killer ‘decapitated man then ate his organs’

5th March 2009

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As horrified passengers fled the bus, Li severed McLean’s head and displayed it to some of the passengers outside, witnesses said.

A police report said an officer at the scene saw the attacker hacking off pieces of the body and eating them.

This is why I quit riding the bus.

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The Pursuit of Social Democracy

5th March 2009

Ross Douthat does an excellent analysis of Obama’s situation.

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Fighting Racism, Discrimination, and Xenophobia

5th March 2009

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Muslims are bigots? I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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Arab men seek Israeli brides

5th March 2009

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I am not making this up.

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New ‘safe’ bed allows savers to safely store their cash under the mattress

5th March 2009

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I like it.

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Nuclear Reactor Could Operate 200 Years On Same Fuel

5th March 2009

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Yeah, but it won’t get built, because Obama scrapped the only existing plan to handle spent nuclear fuel. Thanks, Barry.

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Border residents add bulletproofing, armor

5th March 2009

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Guess that’s what happens when you live next to a failed state. Another parallel with the 1930s, perhaps.

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Geography of a Recession

5th March 2009

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Looks like most of the unemployment is in blue states — and the blue areas of red states. Coincidence? I think not.

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Paleontologists Strike Fossil Gold in Colombia

4th March 2009

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Good to know that there’s something in Columbia besides coffee and cocaine.

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Scientists Fear Visa Trouble Will Drive Foreign Students Away

4th March 2009

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Although why this is necessarily a bad thing is by no means clear.

The issue matters because American universities rely on foreign students to fill slots in graduate and postdoctoral science and engineering programs.

I guess American students aren’t applying for those positions? So why are we training foreigners? Do we get some kind of scoring points for beating other countries out for foreign students? (And can those points be redeemed for valuable prizes? Somehow I suspect that they can.)

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Japan prepares to shoot down North Korean missile

3rd March 2009

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Doing the jobs that Americans won’t do.

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Ending D.C. school vouchers would dash the best hopes of hundreds of children.

3rd March 2009

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A deal so corrupt that even the Washington Post notices.

“I called my Congressman, and he said, quote: ‘I’d like to help you, son, but you’re too young to vote.'”

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Pelosi’s list: Who’s on her bad side?

3rd March 2009

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Whoever it is, I like ’em.

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Idea for Obama Jugend Gun Control Poster

3rd March 2009

The Hog isn’t doing politics these days. Obviously.

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Sumatran tigers fight back against extinction

3rd March 2009

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Really, can you blame them?

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Swat Truce Broken as Pak Soldiers Die

3rd March 2009

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Well, that didn’t take long, did it?

Making a truce with jihadis is like making a truce with the Mafia:

  1. They lie.
  2. They fully intend to break it once it’s to their advantage to do so.
  3. They have no control over their fringe elements.

It’s a wonder that people don’t catch on. There appear to be an awful lot of delusional folk in the world.

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Why Do We Assume No One Is Fixing The Financial Crisis?

3rd March 2009

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And that only the government can handle it?

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Sex Ratio At Birth Rises In Vietnam

3rd March 2009

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One of the inconvenient truths about abortion-on-demand. Cultures that value males over females can now make it happen — and, historically, cultures with an excess of young men over young women eventually turn to war.

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New Cartoon

3rd March 2009

Check out “PVP Online” on the right. A new story line starts on March 2.

For those of you who are familiar with WATCHMEN, this will be entertaining.

For those of you who aren’t, it will be terminally confusing. But that’s cool, too.

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New York Times Goes Hyperlocal

3rd March 2009

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Not sure it will help in the long run — they’re just so clueless in the dinosour media — but at least the ship is beginning to turn away from the iceberg.

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World’s smallest periscope provides multi-dimensional view of cells

3rd March 2009

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In case that’s what you want to do.

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Blagojevich Lands Six-Figure Book Deal

2nd March 2009

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Budget gamble: Why Obama went big

2nd March 2009

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So apparently the plan was:

  1. Take advantage of the opportunity of the crisis to spend a ton of money on stuff the Democrats have been trying to spend money on for the last 40 years but haven’t been able to get through Congress, making loud scary noises whenever it looked like the herd was calming down;
  2. Hope that enough special interest groups find something to their advantage in the ton of spending that they’ll stick with the Democrats while saying to hell with the rest of the country.

It might work. Guess we’ll see.

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US woman with 2 wombs delivers twin daughters

2nd March 2009

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I am not making this up.

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Researchers look to coffee stains for improved TV screen coating

2nd March 2009

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Yokohama fire department enlists robotic crawler to aid evacuations

2nd March 2009

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Who’ll cover the state

1st March 2009

Jeff Jarvis is on the right track.

The complaint is that state government won’t get “covered” if newspapers die.

How about we crowdsource that? Every trendy issue has “interest groups” that pay attention to it. We just need to have these guys cover the local level like a blanket and blog about it.

And having transparent government is a good step in the right direction, as well. Any resident of locality X ought to be able to get every vote cast and every public word spoken by his representative(s) with just a computer and an Internet connection — like the ones available at public libraries.

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My Muslim President Obama

1st March 2009

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For the uninformed, Forbes magazine is not a wingnut publication.

Most of the Muslims I know (me included) can’t seem to accept that Obama is not Muslim.

Hm. What do that know that we don’t?

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An Economy Stuck on Stupid

1st March 2009

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An inconvenient truth about treating everyone in America the same.

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Hell’s Angels in the Jungles of Nørrebro

1st March 2009

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Here it comes, the reaction I’ve been predicting since Sept. 11. No matter how craven the politicians may be, the common people know what’s at stake, and when the government refuses to protect the nation, the nation will take steps to protect itself.

It starts on the fringe, with those who are inclined to adopt violence in their daily lives as a matter of course, but as things get worse it will more and more penetrate the community.

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Rare crops needed to tackle world hunger

1st March 2009

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Professor Stephen Hopper, director of the Royal Botanical Gardens at Kew, in London, argues that the world is currently too reliant on just a handful of key species of edible plants for food.

He warned the combined threat of disease, climate change and lack of diversity in commercial crops has left the dozen staple species that provide the bulk of the global food supply – such as wheat, maize and barley – increasingly vulnerable.

He said farmers and consumers in Britain needed to increase the range of crops they grow and eat, to safeguard food supplies in the future.

That is, if what you eat is plants. We carnivores tend not to worry about a lack of corn or vegetables. Of course, potatoes would be a sad loss.

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