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Archive for January, 2009

The Stimulus and the Somme

9th January 2009

Arnold Kling draws an historical parallel.

My guess is that in 1916, anyone who doubted his own ability to direct an enormous offensive involving hundreds of thousands of soldiers would never have made it to general. Similarly, today, anyone who doubts the ability of a handful of technocrats to sensibly allocate $800 billion would never make it into government or the mainstream media.

I sure hope he’s wrong.

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Trial Lawyer Bonanza

9th January 2009

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Well, that didn’t take long. Democrats are planning to kick off the legislative portion of the 111th Congress as early as today with two big donations to one of their most loyal retainers: the plaintiffs bar. Higher labor costs will result from a pair of bills designed to create new lawsuit possibilities in cases of alleged wage discrimination.

The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act is an effort to overturn a 2007 Supreme Court decision, Ledbetter v. Goodyear Tire & Rubber. Lilly Ledbetter had worked for Goodyear for almost 20 years before retiring. Only in 1998, after she took her pension, did she sue and allege wage discrimination stretching back to the early 1980s. The Supreme Court ruled 5-4 against her, noting the statute clearly said claims must be filed within 180 days, or sometimes 300 days, of the discrimination.

Hey, you dance with the one that brung you.

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6 More Obesity Genes Identified

9th January 2009

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It’s all my parents’ fault that I’m fat. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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Lots of lonely folks in the city looking down on the suburbs

9th January 2009

Lileks does demographics.

There’s something about the acidulous attitudes toward the ‘burbs that smacks of protracted adolescence. The universities are full of kids from comfy ‘burbs who revel in the excitement of living in ancient buildings held together only by termite excrement and accreted nicotine, because it’s so real.

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New PTSD Cure: Tetris

9th January 2009

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Using Palestinian Children as Cannon Fodder

8th January 2009

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IDF Kills Giant Jew-Eating Rabbit

8th January 2009

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The horror.

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US Soldier Ordered to Leave Canada

8th January 2009

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Heh.

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Art gallery fooled into showing work of a two-year-old

8th January 2009

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Heh.

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Colombian drug baron shot dead in Madrid hospital

8th January 2009

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Librarian, There’s Some Bacon in My Book

8th January 2009

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Much the most interesting thing I’ve seen in the New York Times in years.

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Unqualified Reservations

8th January 2009

An introduction to the most delightfully thought-provoking blog I know.

The basic premise of UR is that all the competing 20th-century systems of government, including the Western democracies which came out on top and which rule us to this day, are best classified as Orwellian. They maintain their legitimacy by shaping public opinion. They shape public opinion by sculpting the information presented to the public. As part of that public, you peruse the world through a lens poured by your government. Ie: you are pwned.

Except for a few unimportant institutions of non-mainstream religious affiliation, we simply do not see multiple, divergent, competing schools of thought within the American university system. The whole vast archipelago, though evenly speckled with a salting of contrarians, displays no factional structure whatsoever. It seems almost perfectly synchronized.

Whatever you make of the left-right axis, you have to admit that there exists some force which has been pulling the Anglo-American political system leftward for at least the last three centuries. Whatever this unfathomable stellar emanation may be, it has gotten us from the Stuarts to Barack Obama. Personally, I would like a refund. But that’s just me.

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First Genetically Engineered Animal Nears Approval

8th January 2009

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Question: Who ought to have the authority to “approve” a genetically engineered animal? Note that the FDA is here approving, not the animal, but the drug the animal is allegedly engineered to produce. So if you’re not producing a drug, do you have to get anybody’s “approval”?

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Bush: A Disaster to Those he Held Most Dear

7th January 2009

Joel Kotkin isn’t afraid to say what we’re all thinking.

The most obvious recent equivalent, Richard Nixon, did cause harm to the conservative cause, but that damage was short-lived. It reflected his deviousness more than his policies. Similarly, Bill Clinton’s many personality flaws weakened the Democrats’ hold on the White House, but inflicted no permanent harm to liberalism.

In contrast, the Katrina-scale disaster that has been the Bush presidency may leave his ideological backers in the wilderness for years to come. Over the past eight years, Bush has done more to undermine conservatism than all of the country’s college faculties, elite media and Hollywood studios put together.

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Woman burned at stake after being accused of witchcraft

7th January 2009

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Not that there’s anything wrong with that. After all, no culture is superior to any other! Diversity is a good thing! Who are we to criticize!

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Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish

7th January 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Five new oil fields found

7th January 2009

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So much for “peak oil”. And, of course, in Saudi Arabia there aren’t any Democrats to stand in the way of drilling for that oil.

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Hamas Is Selling Donated Flour

6th January 2009

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Traditional fairytales ‘not PC enough’

6th January 2009

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Woman set fire to husband’s genitals

6th January 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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British students fined for ‘illegal map-making’ in China

6th January 2009

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Oh, yeah, China is a Commie dictatorship. Almost forgot.

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Rich People and the Arts

6th January 2009

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Funny how the favorite pastimes of the Frosting depend on the economic surplus generated by the efforts of the Cake. Must burn their buns real bad.

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Old gods on rise in Greece?

6th January 2009

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I thought that these wierdos only lived in America.

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Malaysian man sues ex-fiancée after her father broke of engagement by text message

6th January 2009

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The course of true love doth ne’er run smooth.

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Four-year-old boy shoots babysitter

6th January 2009

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Better watch your step in Ohio.

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NeuroActive Bike promises to train your brain as you work out

6th January 2009

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Five Ways the World Can End

6th January 2009

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In case you were wondering. I know I was.

Of course, they don’t mention “drowning in left-wing bullshit”, since that would be giving the game away….

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Activist D.C. Church Embraces Transition in Name of Its Mission

6th January 2009

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Question: What makes this group a “church”, other than the fact that it calls itself one? Is it a “church” only in the same sense that Bill Clinton was “the first black President”?

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Inequality in Life Spans

6th January 2009

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Government action is urgently needed to address this monstrous injustice!

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Armies Still Travel on Their Stomachs

6th January 2009

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Send some pizza to Israeli soldiers, who are on the front lines defending civilization against Islam.

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Reid Stands by Decision to Block Burris

5th January 2009

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This illustrates quite well the general Democrat approach to law: Laws only apply if the Democrat in question agrees with it.

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Revived 45 heads for 60th birthday

5th January 2009

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Things White People Like #119 Sea Salt

4th January 2009

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But Sea Salt is like Trader Joes, Banksy, or The Shins-entry level to their respective field.  Therefore, it is important that you learn about other more expensive salts so that you can complain about not having them.  To a white person, this shows that you know and love expensive things but feel sad that you can’t yet afford them.

I have never known a White Person who was not a food snob. Preference for sea salt is an essential component thereof.

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Peacemaking Event Is Attacked in Iraq

3rd January 2009

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Palestinian shoots two Israelis in Denmark

3rd January 2009

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No one is safe where Muslims live. No one.

No one.

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Industrial design student builds Capella, the portable, unobtainable electric bike

3rd January 2009

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Wouldn’t mind having one of these — and I haven’t ridden a bike since, oh, 1968.

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Hank Paulson: How He Made the Recession Worse

3rd January 2009

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Other than the war and some tax cuts, I don’t see much difference between George Bush’s administration and your typical Democrat’s – Bill Clinton, say. He certainly hasn’t done much to lessen government interference in our daily lives.

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Cornyn threatens filibuster over Franken

3rd January 2009

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What’s sauce for Harry Reid….

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Primary school drops word school from name as ‘too negative’

2nd January 2009

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Think about that one for a while.

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Shortage of General Surgeons Endangers Rural Americans

2nd January 2009

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And why is that? Could it be high malpractice insurance coupled with low insurance reimbursement rates and semi-slave labor conditions for residents?

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Thief helps woman who suffered fit then steals her shopping

2nd January 2009

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My question is, where was “my friend Natalie” while all this was going on?

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In Some Divorces No One Wants House

2nd January 2009

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Snorkeller shoots himself in groin with speargun

2nd January 2009

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Gotta love Australians.

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Lottery mother will give children £100,000 but nothing to ex-partner

2nd January 2009

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Waitress Maria Murray, 41, had warned her children that was unlikely to be able to buy them Christmas presents before winning £1million on a £5 Merry Millions scratchcard.

And there it is.

The father of her children, mechanic Tim Hunt, 48, has reportedly told friends he would like a share of the jackpot.

I’m sure he would.

But lawyers are said to have advised Miss Murray that she owes him nothing since they split up over a year ago.

Ha!

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Stop Paying For Cable Television But Keep Up With Your Favorite Shows

2nd January 2009

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Or don’t. Your choice. I haven’t watched television since they took FIREFLY off, and I can’t say that I’ve missed it.

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Gems Point to Comet as Answer to Ancient Riddle

2nd January 2009

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Afghanistan Is Thoroughly Corrupt

1st January 2009

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

But hey, that’s what the world is like outside of the bright shining very small bubble we call Western Civilization. And, if Chicago is any evidence, it’s gnawing at the door, trying to get in.

Just sayin’.

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Burglar scared off by man dressed as Thor after New Year party

1st January 2009

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Quite frankly, I don’t blame him.

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