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Archive for August, 2008

Political Perceptions: Best Energy Plan Goes to Paris Hilton

9th August 2008

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PARIS FOR PRESIDENT

DRILL HERE * DRILL NOW

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The 12 top titles that booksellers must always stock

9th August 2008

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In Britain, anyway.

Lacks only the key phrase “scientists say” to have ultimate authority.

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Cows invade Spanish village

9th August 2008

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Think of all that methane….

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It’s No Boo-Boo: Bandages as Fashion Accessories

9th August 2008

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Of course the guy looks like a card-carrying metrosexual.

Megan McArdle appears to be challenging Jonah Goldberg for the position of “finder of weird stuff”.

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A relative of Hitler is now Jewish and living in Israel.

9th August 2008

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Historically, this isn’t so odd. Christianity went from being a capital crime — you could be executed merely for being Christian — in 300 AD to being semi-official 25 years later.

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The Anti-Wedding Cake

9th August 2008

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Times have changed.

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Key moments in Georgia’s history

9th August 2008

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Hm, I don’t see any mention of Sherman here….

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Maggots Are Enough to Gag Superbugs

9th August 2008

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Maggots’ flesh-eating ways have long been used to cleaning nasty wounds. Just a few years back the FDA even decided maggots could be regulated as medical devices for prescription wound care.

Don’t say you don’t see important issues being discussed, here.

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Eat kangaroos to save the planet, say scientists

9th August 2008

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I guess “scientists” are like “activists”, there’s always one around when you least expect it.

Sheep and cattle in Australia alone produce 11 per cent of the nation’s total emissions.

Gotta love Australians.

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Church Sues to Undo Landmark Status

9th August 2008

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The most importnt question we have to day is private property. Does stuff belong to the alleged owner, or to the State, with the alleged owner merely a temporary custodian?

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Noisy sex sessions land neighbour in court

8th August 2008

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Occam’s Butterknife always more popular

8th August 2008

Steve Sailer takes a look at the Ivins anthrax case.

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Are we cleverer than we were?

8th August 2008

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Ordinarily I detest sports metaphors but in this case, dealing with “grade inflation”, it’s very well done.

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Liquid Image’s underwater digital camera mask now available… in Japan

8th August 2008

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James Bond never had it so good.

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Mitsubishi’s i MiEV electric car to be tested in California

8th August 2008

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Looks like a Smart ForTwo without the personality.

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Rolling Stones classic wakes grandfather from coma

7th August 2008

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Well, this doesn’t come as a big surprise to me.

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Organic food does not have more vitamins

7th August 2008

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Hah.

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Happy Birthday

7th August 2008

To Jerry Pournelle.

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Girl with dirt fear excused community service

7th August 2008

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That’s great. Hey, I have a work fear. Can I be excused from going in to work?

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Suddenly being green is not cool any more

7th August 2008

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Julie Burchill can’t stand them. According to her new book, Not in my Name: A Compendium of Modern Hypocrisy, she thinks all environmentalists are po-faced, unsexy, public school alumni who drivel on about the end of the world because they don’t want the working classes to have any fun, go on foreign holidays or buy cheap clothes.

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Young people respect gangs ahead of parents

7th August 2008

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That’s because the gang will whip your butt if you don’t do what you’re told, and parents these days won’t.

This isn’t rocket science….

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Using your browser URL history to estimate gender

7th August 2008

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And you can believe as much or as little as you care to.

Andrew Sullivan scored 92% probably male, so I take it with a grain of salt….

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Surgery ‘saves more lives from cancer than drugs’

7th August 2008

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Money spent developing cancer drugs should be diverted to researching innovations in surgery which would save more lives, the President of the Royal College of Surgeons has said.

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Canada ‘refuses entry to disabled girl’

7th August 2008

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I suspect it’s because they didn’t want to get saddled with her care under their “everybody gets covered for free” health care plan — like the one that the Democrats are pushing for this country.

This is what happens when the goverment turns into a monopoly provider of basic services.

Welcome to the Candian Soviet Socialist Republic, comrade.

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Faith’s Real Riches

7th August 2008

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Twenty-six cheerleaders rescued from lift

6th August 2008

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Treasure hunter finds £25,000 gold cross with metal detector

6th August 2008

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We have the technology.

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Backball chair lets you mouse by the seat of your pants

6th August 2008

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C’mon, baby, do the locomotion….

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The truth about the Picts

6th August 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Home-built Batman Tumbler invades the suburbs

6th August 2008

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Me want.

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Couple have 50 cars in 15 years crash into front garden

6th August 2008

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I think God is telling you to move somewhere else. Take the hint. Or put up concrete posts.

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Eye-shaped camera is shaped like an eye

6th August 2008

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Funny how that works.

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First class graduate turns down £100,000 job to become plasterer

6th August 2008

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I have to say, I’d rather do plastering than be an actuary any day.

And, the way things are going, a good plasterer will soon be harder to find than a good actuary. This may be a smart move on her part.

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Student dies in cake-eating contest

6th August 2008

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Darwin Award nominee.

A mature student choked to death during an impromptu competition to see who could eat the most fairy cakes, an inquest has heard.

Guess he wasn’t all that mature.

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Commuter pushed onto live railway line in smoking row

6th August 2008

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Not your grandfather’s Britain.

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Running tribes of Kenya and Mexico

6th August 2008

Steve Sailer is always worth reading.

Yet, as the quantity of American distance runners exploder, the quality declined. Could it have been the shoes? American runners had the best shoes money could buy, but they kept getting injured. One theory is that the more your feet are cushioned and stabilized, the weaker their muscles get, and the more likely you are to get hurt.

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Italian nuns set up inflatable church to save the souls of beach bums

6th August 2008

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Shopping ‘helps you lose weight’

6th August 2008

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Well, there you go.

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K2 climbers froze to death hanging upside down on ropes

5th August 2008

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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The Decline of the American Political Mistress

5th August 2008

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Top 11 Arguments In Favor Of Term Limits

5th August 2008

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D-Day tanks found on seabed

5th August 2008

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European woman ‘arrived in New Zealand before Captain Cook’

5th August 2008

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Royal Marine attacked woman for calling him ‘baldy’

5th August 2008

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I’m tellin’ ya, don’t mess with Marines. Just don’t.

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Scientists clone five puppies from dead pet for £25,000

5th August 2008

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Makes you wonder what they would do for £50,000.

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Sand death teenager Craig Owen was ‘outstanding young man’

5th August 2008

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Except intellectually, obviously.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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TSA Loses Laptops With ‘Verified’ Flyer Details

5th August 2008

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The TSA has thoroughly replaced the Post Office as the Platonic Ideal of government incompetence and sociopathy. At least the Gestapo were efficient.

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Jewel gang foiled as shoppers take getaway car keys

5th August 2008

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If everyone enforces the law, the laws get enforced.

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Conflict of Interests

5th August 2008

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Pundits like Thomas Frank deplore the role of interest-group lobbying, but aren’t we all part of some interest group or other?

The New Yorker continues to have some of the finest writing you will find anywhere.

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How an Economist Thinks

5th August 2008

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Over the weekend a crew came round my neighborhood offering to paint house numbers on the curb.  Large bold curb numbers, they pointed out, make it easier for emergency service workers to easily find houses in the dark.  Good arguments.  The price was good too.  Then I noticed my neighbors were having their numbers painted.  So of course, I declined.

I avoid flu shots on the same rationale. If everyone around me has had a flu shot, then I have no one to catch it from.

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