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Australia Refuses to Ditch Coal Despite UN Warning It Must Be Abandoned to Avert Climate Catastrophe

9th October 2018

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Repeat after me: ‘We Don’t Believe You’.

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Google Plus Is Dead

8th October 2018

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Long time coming, but not unexpected.

UPDATE: Google Shuttering Google+ for Consumers After Undisclosed Data Breach

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Pioneering Gene Injection Restores Sight in Patients With Most Common Form of Inherited Blindness

8th October 2018

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Scientists have hailed the results of the world’s first gene therapy trial for blindness after 14 patients with one of the most common inherited forms of the disease experienced “significant” gains or arrested deterioration of their vision.

Oxford University researchers, working with the NHS, injected a virus containing a missing gene into the rear of the eyes of patients suffering from choroideremia.

Of the 12 who received the treatment without suffering any complications, all have demonstrated improved or maintained vision since having the injection, some as long as five years ago.

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Superglue Stitches

5th October 2018

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In 2000, the FDA approved a new version of tissue adhesive for human use, sold as Dermabond. This new composition, octyl-cyanoacrylate, is a longer chain, still more flexible, and possess the yet-unexplained ability to inhibit bacterial growth — a godsend in surgery. It’s strong enough that it will likely replace a lot of suturing altogether someday. Small quantities of octyl-cyanoacrylate are sold to non-medicals for “research purposes” — it’s the genuine stuff, only in dispensers that aren’t sterilized, and therefore not approved for human use (only animal use).

To use any cyanoacrylate on a wound, keep it on the surface layer of skin, not down in the well of the wound – imagine you are taping the top of the wound together. The glue sloughs off by itself in time.

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Brazilian Butt Lift: UK Surgeons Told Not to Perform Procedure After Second British Woman Dies

4th October 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

Note to self: Avoid Brazil.

UPDATE: Botched Brazilian bum-lifts inspired by Kim Kardashian costing NHS hundreds of thousands to put right 

How about that GREAT government-provided healthcare?

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Republican Voters Are Angry

4th October 2018

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And rightly so.

A poll by, of all people, National Public Radio shows that the Democrat smear campaign against Judge Brett Kavanaugh has motivated Republican voters ahead of next month’s midterm elections. In July, according to NPR’s polling, Democrats enjoyed a 10-point advantage — 78% to 68% — on the question, of whether the elections are “very important.” In a poll conducted this week, however, 80% of Republicans say the elections are “very important,” compared to 82% of Democrats. In other words, the GOP’s voter intensity has increased by 12 percentage points in less than three months, and only the Kavanaugh confirmation circus can explain this. “The result of hearings, at least in the short run, is the Republican base was awakened,” pollster Lee Miringoff told NPR.

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Angela Merkel Will Cancel Israel Visit if Palestinian Village Demolished, Says Army Radio

3rd October 2018

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Sounds like a win-win. Go for it.

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New Autonomous Farm Wants to Produce Food Without Human Workers

3rd October 2018

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Thank you, minimum wage.

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Separating Economic Facts From Fiction on the Trump Tax Cuts

3rd October 2018

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Over the past few months, The Heritage Foundation team has been traveling the country to explain the benefits of tax reform. Below, we answer the most frequently asked questions about last year’s tax cut and the effort to pass Tax Reform 2.0.

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Japanese Spacecraft Drops Robot Onto Asteroid to Hunt for the Origin of the Solar System

3rd October 2018

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I know it’s around here somewhere….

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Eating Bacon and Sausages Raises Risk of Breast Cancer, Major Study Concludes

3rd October 2018

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I’ll risk it.

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Infantry: Chinese Scout Snipers

3rd October 2018

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For over a decade the Chinese army has been stressing accurate shooting in general. That means more time in basic training is devoted to shooting and rifle use in general. That is one reason China recently increased army basic training from three months to six. The three month course proved inadequate for many recruits. By doubling the basic training a lot of problems are solved. For one thing, no one graduates from the six month course without being physically fit and competent in basic military skills (including how to “act and look like a soldier.”) That last item has been an issue in China and the West were too many volunteers show up overweight and out of shape.

Don’t know how long basic training for infantry is in the U.S. these days but when I went through Navy boot camp in 1968 it was eight weeks. We got to fire a .22 rifle a few times and watched an instructor fire a .45.

UPDATE: Why do snipers open their mouth when about to shoot?

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Here’s All the Wins Trump Got in the New Mexico-Canada Trade Deal

3rd October 2018

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But you have to bear in mind that Trump has accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING during his term in office.

Just remember that.

Absolutely nothing.

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8 Tools to Keep Your Yard From Becoming a Leafy Mess

2nd October 2018

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Funny, I don’t see a flamethrower here….

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Amazon Increases Minimum Wage for All U.S. Workers to $15 an Hour

2nd October 2018

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Will the Usual Suspects stop complaining? No, they will not.

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Between Life and Death – the Power of Therapeutic Hypothermia

2nd October 2018

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I sure would like to put Maxine Waters on ice. She could use some serious cooling down.

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Ruled Sticky Tape

27th September 2018

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Incredibly useful stuff.

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Tiny Robot Caterpillar Designed to Walk Through Body Delivering Drugs

26th September 2018

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Don’t know about you, but this creeps me out.

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Seal Slaps Kayaker Across the Face With an Octopus

26th September 2018

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Tell the truth:We’ve all wanted to do that.

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These Honeywell Earmuffs Amplify Range Commands and Thus Are a Hunting Must

26th September 2018

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If you shoot things for fun, these are invaluable.

If you get shot at, of course, and shoot back, you rarely get the opportunity to use earmuffs. Not many people appreciate that.

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Passenger Removed From Flight After Entering Cockpit to Charge His Phone

26th September 2018

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Yet another reason I refuse to fly. Pay money to be locked in a steel tube with crazy people? No thanks.

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Vegetarian Elephant Bird Weighing Almost a Tonne Named World’s Largest

26th September 2018

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

I have a vision of something like a large ostrich with one of those ridiculous ‘We’re No. 1!’ foam fingers over its head.

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Robot Lawnmowers Are Killing Hedgehogs

26th September 2018

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Women and minorities hardest hit, etc.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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France Denies Aquarius Migrant Boat Permission to Dock in Marseille

25th September 2018

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What’s French for ‘fed up’?

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A Beginner’s Guide to Finding Wild Edible Plants That Won’t Kill You

24th September 2018

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Just in case Democrats actually succeed in destroying civilization.

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A School District in America’s Farm Country Is Getting Away From Traditional Education

24th September 2018

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This school district is starting competency-based education (CBE). The U.S. Department of Education described this education as “allowing students to demonstrate mastery of academic content regardless of time.” Students will have a chance to do more job shadows and internships, according to hechingerreport.org.

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Murdered Man’s Body Found After Tree ‘Unusual for the Area’ Grew From Seed in His Stomach

23rd September 2018

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Not something you see every day.

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Meow Wolf’s Magic Kingdom

22nd September 2018

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On cue, the fridge’s door slowly swung open, spreading a fan of milky light across the linoleum floor. From where one expected to see racks and crispers, two wide-eyed teenagers emerged. Behind them, down the refrigerated rabbit hole, a glowing white corridor plunged into the unknown.

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There’s a Planet Exactly Where Star Trek Said Vulcan Should Be

20th September 2018

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Why not? We’ve already got the Borg wandering among us.

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The Curious Mystery of the Wild Wallabies Living on the Isle of Man

20th September 2018

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No worries, cobber.

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Announcing the Forthcoming Book by Victor Davis Hanson: The Case for Trump

20th September 2018

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Now here is the mildly — let’s call it annoying — news: The publication date is March 5, 2019. So you are going to have to wait to get your hands on the tome (which, VDH tells Yours Truly, is going to be a sizeable work), counting the days while reminding yourself that all good things come to those who wait….

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The Science Behind Non-Newtonian Noodles

19th September 2018

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Traditionally, elastic fei chang fen noodles are made of sweet-potato starch reserved in a steaming-hot broth with pig intestines. The resulting noodle soup is then garnished with bean sprouts, scallions, peanuts, chili oil, and vinegar.

It is the unique preparation, however, by which the street vendor creates his noodles that caught our attention. By combining starch and liquid, he creates a non-Newtonian fluid: a liquid that does not flow with constant viscosity but with a viscosity that changes in response to shear forces, which are forces that push in opposite directions along two distinct parallel lines. Simply put, non-Newtonian fluids can behave as both a liquid and solid. When you apply shear forces to non-Newtonian fluids, you’re met with resistance—try punching such mixtures, and you might come away with a bruise or two. In contrast, Newtonian fluids (like water) have a relatively constant viscosity, despite shear forces and flow rates, which allow them to flow in predictable ways.

I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

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Captain Marvel Trailer: Feel The Power of Brie Larson’s Superhero

18th September 2018

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Her first opponent will no doubt be Brett Kavanaugh.

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Facts About Rabbits

18th September 2018

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Cartoons suggest that rabbits can happily survive on a diet of carrots alone. But in the wild, rabbits don’t eat root vegetables—they’d much rather munch on greens like weeds, grasses, and clovers. That doesn’t mean you can’t give your pet some carrots as a snack from time to time, but don’t overdo it: Carrots are high in sugar and contribute to tooth decay in 11 percent of pet bunnies.

No wonder Bugs was so hyper.

All of my illusions, shattered.

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Klarman Funds the Democrats

18th September 2018

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Some things don’t quite add up about hedge fund manager Seth Klarman’s interview with the New York Times in which he discloses that he will spend between $18 million and $20 million this election cycle on helping Democrats “because I think democracy is at stake.”

Democrats: Party of the Rich. You heard it here first.

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Extremely Devoted Lord Of The Rings Fan Constructs Actual, Geothermal Hobbit Hole

18th September 2018

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You know, as you do.

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How Studying Chicken Butts Cracked the Inner Workings of Our Immune System

17th September 2018

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

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Japan Aegis Ship Tracks, Destroys Ballistic Missile

12th September 2018

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It was the second time a Japanese ship armed with the Aegis Ballistic Missile Defense system was able to intercept a ballistic missile, the first being in February 2017. A second test in June of last year failed, but the Navy blamed sailor error for that miss after the interceptor blew up in flight.

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The Klutz Book of Knots

10th September 2018

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If you’re really into knots, there’s a cellphone app called Knots 3D that will walk you through any knot you want via animation.

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Scientists Want You to Know That 98.6 Degrees Is Not Really ‘Normal’ Body Temperature

9th September 2018

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Everything you know is wrong.

Hausmann’s study drew several conclusions about body temperature: for example, women have higher temperatures than men, and it is natural for an individual’s body temperature to increase throughout the day, according to Wired.

And science is sexist.

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Bump-Canceling Bunk Beds Promise Smooth Bus Rides

8th September 2018

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Which is, of course, important to us all.

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Female Narwhals and Beluga Whales Go Through Menopause, Too

7th September 2018

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

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Invention That Captures Wind in Cities and Turns It Into Energy Is Given Dyson Award

5th September 2018

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I didn’t even know that there was a ‘Dyson award’.

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US and UK Scientists Win Million-Dollar Prize for Gene Therapy to Cure Childhood Blindness

4th September 2018

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Babies born with LCA have poor eyesight and are extra sensitive to light. In most cases, people with the “rare genetic eye disorder” go completely blind by age 40, according to a press release from the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine.

LCA is caused by a mutated gene. The scientists figured out a way to transfer a corrected version of the gene to patients via innocuous viruses. They received the U.S. Food and Drug Administration’s first approval of a gene therapy for a congenital disorder in December 2017, according to the press release.

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Robot Chemist Could Revolutionise Study of New Molecules Through Machine Learning

4th September 2018

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The team demonstrated the system’s potential by searching around 1,000 reactions using combinations of 18 different starting chemicals.

After exploring only around 100 of the possible reactions, the robot was able to predict with over 80 per cent accuracy which combinations of starting chemicals should be explored to create new reactions and molecules.

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Plastic Waste Could Fuel Cars of the Future Thanks to Scientific Breakthrough

3rd September 2018

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Except in California, of course, which will have eliminated plastic waste by then.

I’m sure in San Francisco they’re working on methane generation based on human waste.

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This Media Startup Is Beating the Competition With a Newsroom Run by Robots

3rd September 2018

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News of Kim Jong-Nam’s death was quickly picked up in Japan not by one of the country’s giant media conglomerates, but by a small startup. JX Press Corp., a news technology venture founded in 2008 by Katsuhiro Yoneshige while he was still a freshman in college, reported the incident more than half an hour faster than the big names, according to one observer. It did so even though it has no journalists, let alone any international bureaus.

“NewsDigest got the scoop at 19:52, and TV stations had it about 20:30,” sociologist Noritoshi Furuichi wrote on Twitter after reports of Kim’s death. “Television has succumbed to being a slow media.”

JX Press’s secret, it turns out, is a combination of social media and artificial intelligence. Yoneshige and his team have developed a tool, using machine learning, for finding breaking news in social media posts and writing it up as news reports. Essentially, it’s a newsroom staffed by engineers.

And, I suspect, it didn’t have the proglodyte slant so pervasive at major news outlets.

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Scientists Find a Strange New Cell in Human Brains: The ‘Rosehip Neuron’

3rd September 2018

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The newest neuron has been named the “rosehip neuron,” thanks to its bushy appearance. The brain cell, with its unique gene expressions, distinctive shape and diverse connections with other neurons, has not been described before and, what’s more, it isn’t present in neuroscientists’ favorite subject: mice.

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EU to Recommend That Member States Abolish Daylight Saving Time

31st August 2018

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Whaddaya know, the E.U. may actually be good for something.

Of course, this is the Guardian, so you’ll want to confirm that from a reliable source.

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Goats Are Attracted to People Who Smile at Them

30th August 2018

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

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