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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Mission Accomplished.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of people, I’m tellin’ ya.

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Give them your zip code and they’ll tell you what’s ‘in season’ in your area.

Great for those of us who like eating like our ancestors — and getting a good price.

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Well, we have something to look forward to — two Amazon rivers in the same hemisphere.

Perhaps Jeff can find some stilts long enough to save his HQ.

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Sounds uncomfortable.

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PERTH-based Fastbrick Robotics has achieved what it says is a world-first with the fully automated construction of a three-bedroom, two-bathroom house in less than three days.

The ASX-listed company says civil and structural engineers verified that the structure — completed on Monday in WA by a robotic arm from a 3D model — met relevant building standards, setting the stage for commercialisation of the product.

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Sheep get fleeced. An eternal truth.

I’m sure Jeff Bezos is smiling. Being a rich Democrat is a pretty sweet gig. Ask any Kennedy.

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Sounds like a great idea.

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In late 2018 China announced that its new Z-10 helicopter gunship was being equipped with lightweight graphene (a form of carbon that is extremely thin, strong and cheap) armor. That would make the Chinese the first to make available graphene armor for military applications. Work on this sort of thing has been going on for over a decade with the major problem being developing a cheap and reliable manufacturing process for sheets of this ultrathin graphene. China released few details on its military grade graphene armor other than that it was rigid and lightweight.

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Republican Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming is poised to win the GOP leadership election on Wednesday to become the party’s third-ranking member as the Republican conference chair.

Cheney is running unopposed following GOP Washington Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers’s decision not to re-run for the seat. Consequently, the Wyoming congresswoman will be the only female in the party to hold a leadership position.

This could get interesting.

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The latest op-ed from the popular German columnist Hans Heckel concerns the growing ranks of countries that are refusing to sign the UN’s migration pact (Bulgaria declared against it today, if I’m not mistaken).

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Think about that for a bit.

UPDATE: Destruction of evidence charges filed for remotely wiping iPhone

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Boy, that came as a total surprise to me.

I guess that’s why they call it ‘news’.

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Well, good luck to ’em, I say.

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If, of course, you can eat them without barfing, which I have never been able to do.

(No, I have no idea what the difference is between Brussels Sprouts and Seasonal Brussels Sprouts. Perhaps the Seasonal Brussels Sprouts smoke weed or something.)

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

On the other hand, having a suit made out of $1000 bills works pretty well, too.

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We have the technology.

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It may sound silly, but try storing your plastic wrap in the freezer instead of tossing it in a drawer or cupboard. The cold temperature alters the polyethylene at the molecular level, which helps to remove the static and stickiness.

You may be wondering, “But isn’t that the point of cling wrap—to, well, cling to things?” Yes, that’s true. However, the freezer only temporarily changes the properties of the plastic wrap, giving you enough time to rip a sheet off and cover your leftovers with it while the material is still cool. Once the plastic wrap warms up, it will go back to its old, clingy self.

Haven’t tried it yet, although I intend to.

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If you’re interested in that sort of thing.

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            Today, we dive headfirst into the logistics of the migrant horde. If you missed my prior article on examining the improbable reporting on the speed of this group, you can find it here. On today’s docket, a discussion of how this group is organized, who is supporting it including what specific organizations and individuals have been named so far, and other logistical errata. Still to be discussed in a future article, the surprisingly tricky question of how many people, and what kind of people, make up the migrant horde.

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More than 400 Finnish police officers and military personnel swooped down on Sakkiluoto and 16 other properties in western Finland linked to Russia. Helicopters and a surveillance plane provided support. The air space over the region was closed to all craft not involved in the security operation.

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I prefer Chicago style by just a bit.

Don’t ever way we don’t have useful stuff here.

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Three paraplegics who sustained cervical spinal cord injuries many years ago are now able to walk with the aid of crutches, or a walker, after being fitted with a wireless implant which activates muscles when they think about moving.

Crucially the treatment works even when it is switched off, leading scientists to suspect that their nerves have grown back.

We have the technology.

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Go ahead and laugh. I did.

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Here are the facts to understand the size and scope of the issue.

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Being a shill for the Left pays pretty well.

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Don’t say we never have useful stuff here.

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When ionic salts, made of bundles positively and negatively charged particles, dissolve in water, the bundles break apart, leaving positively and negatively charged particles free to participate in osmosis. By placing charged, thin membranes in between salty water and freshwater, scientists can create an expressway for the flowing particles, generating electric current. But these membranes are often expensive to manufacture and they tend to get leaky over time. That lets particles pass back through in the wrong direction, cutting into how much electricity they can produce.

Now, researchers have developed a new kind of gatekeeper—a “two-faced” membrane that has different properties on either side, from the size of the pores to the charge of the membrane itself. This encourages a steady flow of charged particles from one side to the other while preventing them from drifting back in the wrong direction. These so-called Janus membranes, named after the ancient Roman god of gates and passages, can also be manufactured to have different-size pores and hold different charges, allowing them to accept different kinds of particles.

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Hopefully with better rivets and more lifeboats.

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I am not making this up.

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The reporter appears to be surprised by this.

He would probably be surprised by my uncanny resemblance to my grandfather, I suspect.

When did they start hiring Forrest Gump to write the news?

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Hey, whatever works. (It’s organic!)

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Great. Perhaps now all of the pot-heads will head north and we’ll be rid of them.

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Cool.

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Police in the United States are being advised not to look at iPhone screens secured with Face ID, because doing so could disable facial authentication and leave investigators needing a potentially harder-to-obtain passcode to gain access.

I may have to get one of these. For those of you who haven’t been paying attention, the current state of the law is that passcodes are covered by the 4th Amendment while face-id and touch-id aren’t. Police can force you to touch or face a phone to unlock it, but to get your passcode they need a warrant.

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A North Carolina high school principal was replaced after she asked a student to take off his Trump jersey at a patriotic-themed football game.

Cindy Gordon, the former principal at Harnett Central High School, asked Matthew Collins, 18, to remove the jersey because it was political, according to WRAL Friday. The front of the jersey read “USA” in red, white and blue and the back of the shirt had the word “Trump” with the number “45” written below.

When you push the envelope, sometimes the envelope pushes back.

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And Winter is coming.

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We have the technology.

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The only thing worse than having the wrong tool is not realizing you have the wrong tool until it’s too late.  You will learn this the first time you put an arrow through a turkey and he flies off with it and you never see either of them again.

Don’t let this happen to you.

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Good thing I don’t drink coffee, then.

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Terrafugia’s Transition, a “roadable aircraft” or flying car, depending on your preferred terminology, will go on sale this month, the firm’s Chinese parent company announced in late September.

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A Japanese coatings manufacturer has released the first paint designed to keep mosquitoes at bay, with health authorities in Zambia hoping that it will help them succeed in a nationwide drive to make the nation malaria-free by 2021.

Kansai Plascon announced the release of the new coating in Lusaka this week, describing it as a “value-for-money alternative vector” in the campaign against a disease that still accounts for one million deaths in Africa every year.

The Kansai Plascon Anti-Mosquito paint is designed to be safely applied in residential properties as well as public and commercial buildings, with studies demonstrating that it is effective in repelling mosquitoes for up to 24 months.

Good stuff, Maynard.

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That would be amusing.

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Which is why you won’t be a Senator from Texas.

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

Never has it been so easy or convenient to be a hipster.

If , of course, you can afford it.