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Japanese pop star dressed as a pineapple robbed in Sweden

6th April 2009

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That’s certainly one of my recurring nightmares.

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Chemical reaction that explains the appeal of the bacon sandwich

5th April 2009

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Well, it’s got bacon. Duh.

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Screw us, lose us

5th April 2009

Jeff Jarvis points to the silver lining of the current financial crisis.

Rates for the Hilton are about the same as for the Marriott. The Hilton site won’t say whether they charge for internet access. I call. They charge. I hang up. I book the Marriott, where it is included.

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Sir Terry Pratchett unveils Discworld-inspired road names in Wincanton

5th April 2009

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Peace Pie Street and Treacle Mine Road are among the list of streets named after the comic fantasy series of novels at the Kingwell Rise development in Wincanton, Somerset.

A beam of sunlight in an otherwise Stygian world.

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Hope the white German Shepherd takes a spin round the lawn

3rd April 2009

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Reds versus greys: squirrel facts

3rd April 2009

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Don’t ever say we don’t do important stuff here.

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Light-activated lock could revolutionize drug delivery

3rd April 2009

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Google’s Data Center secrets revealed!

2nd April 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Super Talent’s 2TB PCIe RAIDDrive promises 1.3GBps sequential writes, 1.2GBps reads

1st April 2009

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I remember when one could buy a 5 or 10 MB hard drive on a card that plugged into the computer’s backplane (do they still use that word?). We have come far since then.

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In Depth: 10 Cities Where Americans Are Relocating

1st April 2009

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None are in Blue states. Four are in Texas, two in North Carolina.

Come on down!

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Video: ultrasonic water level dish pings owner when kitty needs a drink

31st March 2009

This is moderately silly.

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‘Super sized lions’ roamed UK in ice age

30th March 2009

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Indeed, there were lions in Britain as recently as a hundred years ago. Churchill appears to have been the last. Their descendants, however, are sadly shrunken.

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Rat could be latest weapon against landmines

30th March 2009

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Let’s get some popcorn while the PETA freaks fight it out with the anti-landmine fascists.

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Snail hunt will reveal secrets of evolution and climate change

30th March 2009

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The Open University “snail hunt” is asking people to note down the appearance and number of banded snails found in gardens, parks, woodlands or even the street and submit the information via the internet.

Well, that will certainly be one of my top priorities today.

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Best Beer Map of America

29th March 2009

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Don’t say we never have useful stuff here.

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Lacy underwear secret tool of polar expedition

28th March 2009

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Made you look….

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Wind-powered vehicle hits 126MPH, nabs world record

28th March 2009

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Tax information for Parents of Kidnapped Children

27th March 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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‘Let’s Pizza’ machine cooks you a pie in three minutes, won’t ask you to enter any contests

27th March 2009

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I have my doubts. Baking a Real Pizza takes at least 15 minutes; don’t see how you can make one from scratch AND COOK IT in three.

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Robot targeting-intercepting system inspired by Marco Polo pool game

27th March 2009

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Life imitates Art. We have the technology.

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Internet breakthrough could allow millions to trace ancestors to 16th Century

26th March 2009

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A great asset for you newcomers.

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Ulysse Nardin Chairman “hybrid smart phone” unveiled

26th March 2009

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If you’ve decided not to give your AIG bonus back, here’s something sweet to spend it on.

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Will true love last? Mathematical model may provide the answer

26th March 2009

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Or maybe not.

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Priory staff try to crack recipe of ‘elixir of life’

26th March 2009

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We may have the technology.

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Irish Sea could provide five per cent of UK’s electricity

25th March 2009

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Internet spawns strange animal morphs

25th March 2009

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The time needed for a man to fall in love at first sight is 8.2 seconds, scientists claim.

25th March 2009

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We have the technology.

(Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.)

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Melting snow forces Italy and Switzerland to redraw borders

25th March 2009

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TASER’s AXON on-officer recording system could revolutionize COPS

24th March 2009

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The world’s biggest model train set

24th March 2009

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We have the technology.

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Wars, Guns, and Votes

24th March 2009

Tyler Cowen takes a look at Paul Collier’s latest book, which I intend to buy.

The claimed takeaway is that African nations have too much sovereignty, not too little.

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Medieval Gastronomy

23rd March 2009

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Teenager shot dead with air rifle

22nd March 2009

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I guess putting somebody’s eye out is not the worst that could happen.

Sorry, Mom. I’ll never doubt you again.

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Shark swims near surfer in Cornwall

21st March 2009

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Perhaps it’s just looking for a position in the present Labour government.

Wouldn’t surprise me.

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Rejecta Mathematica

21st March 2009

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An interesting concept. Would that rejected legislation got the same opportunity.

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Men would rather date beautiful bimbos than ugly, clever women, finds survey

19th March 2009

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

(Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.)

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Giant sea worm that attacked coral reef caught by aquarium staff

19th March 2009

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I smell a book deal.

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Office Depot Employees Blowing The Whistle On Outright Scams

19th March 2009

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Moral: Don’t shop at Office Depot.

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Carpentry Skills More Useful Than You Might Think

18th March 2009

The Hog with some practical information.

I want my laser fairly far back on the gun. I could put a laser and a light on the barrel, but I don’t want a ton of crap hanging off of it. A light seems like more than enough weight. And I want the light as far forward as possible, so it won’t shine on the gun. Add it all up, and you get laser in the back, light in the front. So it seems to me that there is a need for a side rail mount that holds a laser to the left of the receiver. Line it up so it’s in the center of the buckshot pattern at 50 feet, and you should be all set. If it’s a little off at 100 feet, it won’t matter. Under 50 feet, you can’t be off more than the offset between the muzzle and laser. Who cares? It’s a shotgun.

Say what you want about the Chinese. They are doing a marvelous job of supplying Americans with weapon accessories.

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Cajun Crawler swaps Segway wheels for Theo Jansen’s creepy leg mechanism

16th March 2009

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Much rather have this than a Segway. It appeals to my inner Henchman.

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Horse bites off one of man’s testicles

13th March 2009

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Horses, by their nature, have only limited means of expressing dissatisfaction.

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New pogo stick bounces higher than a car

12th March 2009

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Japanese groom with cold feet sets fire to wedding hotel

12th March 2009

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Not quite the approach I would have taken, but, well, the Japanese have their own way of doing things….

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Zoologist swims with lioness to escape heat of South Africa

12th March 2009

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Heat must be pretty bad down there.

That’s a pretty big lion.

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Monkeys teach offspring to floss their teeth

12th March 2009

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So — if you floss your teeth, you may grow up to be a monkey? I’ll try that line on the dentist next time I see him.

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Mystery of murdered Russian Tsar’s missing children solved by DNA study

11th March 2009

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Although there will surely be some who will never believe it.

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Fraunhofer’s new security device turns your window into a motion detector

11th March 2009

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Brush & Rinse magical toothbrush about ready for production

11th March 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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The Coming Disruption In The Textbook Market

10th March 2009

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Speed the day.

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Dvorak Likes Linux

9th March 2009

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