DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

A grime-fighter, but wait! There’s more!

24th February 2009

Read it.

The stuff is a simple mixture of table salt and tap water whose ions have been scrambled with an electric current. Researchers have dubbed it electrolyzed water – hardly as catchy as Mr. Clean. But at the Sheraton Delfina in Santa Monica, some hotel workers are calling it el liquido milagroso – the miracle liquid.

That’s as good a name as any for a substance that scientists say is powerful enough to kill anthrax spores without harming people or the environment.

Okay, how long before the envirofascists get it mandated by law?

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