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Bone-anchored hearing aids filter out noise, finally ready for human implantation

10th August 2009

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Glass toaster

10th August 2009

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Muhammad Ali to visit ancestral home in Ireland

8th August 2009

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I am not making this up.

Didn’t realize that Muhammad Ali had an ancestral home in Ireland, did you?

Neither did I.

I do notice that Muhammad Ali would appear to pass the brown paper bag test, though.

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Electric car powers across land, ice and water

7th August 2009

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Add a 50-cal mount and I’m there.

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New-fangled digital measuring cup actually improves upon the original

6th August 2009

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Well, maybe — you still need to put it on a level surface. But my Y chromasome likes it.

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Bicycle that folds inside its own wheels ‘perfect for commuters’

4th August 2009

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I’d buy one.

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Making Eyeglasses That Let Wearers Change Focus on the Fly

4th August 2009

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Why women cannot read maps and men lose their keys

3rd August 2009

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Women’s difficulty in reading maps and men’s uselessness in finding things under their noses could be explained by new research, scientists claim.

For, lo, what would we do without scientists?

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Philips releases new lights to visionaries

3rd August 2009

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Glass leaves sweat to generate electricity, get nervous in public situations

3rd August 2009

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Why injecting oxygen into tumours ‘can kill cancer’

1st August 2009

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How to Naturally Reset Your Sleep Cycle In One Night

31st July 2009

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Of course, nothing beats just staying where the hell you already are.

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Vitamin Pills: A False Hope?

31st July 2009

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But are vitamins worth it? In the past few years, several high-quality studies have failed to show that extra vitamins, at least in pill form, help prevent chronic disease or prolong life.

“I’m puzzled why the public in general ignores the results of well-done trials,” said Dr. Eric Klein, national study coordinator for the prostate cancer trial and chairman of the Cleveland Clinic’s Glickman Urological and Kidney Institute. “The public’s belief in the benefits of vitamins and nutrients is not supported by the available scientific data.”

Mind, it’s in the New York Times, so you would need to check it through a second source.

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Handerpants

28th July 2009

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I am not making this up.

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Taser unveils multi-shot stun gun

28th July 2009

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Sam Colt would be proud.

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Wooden electronic ruler concept makes measuring fun again

25th July 2009

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Best Big Cities For Jobs

25th July 2009

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Guess how many are in Texas?

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Roman shipwrecks found

24th July 2009

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Archaeologists have found five well-preserved Roman shipwrecks deep under the sea off a small Mediterranean island, with their cargo of vases, pots and other objects largely intact.

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Narco-bling: confiscated items from Mexico’s drug lords

24th July 2009

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I like the gold-plated assault rifles. And the white tiger, of course.

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Defining Data Down

24th July 2009

John Derbyshire, Patron Saint of Dyspepsia, reviews the new book Plastic Fantastic.

“Plastic Fantastic,” Eugenie Samuel Reich’s readable account of a fairly recent ­science fraud, is valuable chiefly as a close look at the “kitchen” where scientific results are assembled and validated—and whence occasionally comes forth ­something that should not have seen the light of day.

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The Seabreacher: a dolphin-shaped submarine

24th July 2009

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I don’t see any torpedo tubes….

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Adults forget three things a day, research finds

23rd July 2009

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I used to know that, but it must have slipped my mind.

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Giant Chinese dustball circles the Earth

21st July 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Toyota’s giant solar flowers popping up across US to bring good will, free WiFi, and charging stations

21st July 2009

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Apparently the future speaks Japanese.

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Parajet SkyCar flying vehicle evolves, now ready for pre-orders

19th July 2009

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Daschunds and corgis have common ancestor

17th July 2009

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Top ten tips for staying alive in Australian bush

15th July 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Two friends died while “surfing” on a car roof at 80mph in Sweden.

15th July 2009

Darwin Award nominees.

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Count your blessings (you could be rich!)

15th July 2009

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The monetary value of those little moments previously considered priceless have just been calculated in a new book.

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The Recession Is Over!

15th July 2009

Slate has the good news.

Well, that’s a relief.

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Wood computer workstation takes up space, looks great, does little else

14th July 2009

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Well, I think it looks rather cool.

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Are memristors the future of Artifical Intelligence? DARPA thinks so

14th July 2009

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Cows electrocuted by birds in Suffolk field

13th July 2009

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No doubt payback for the “eat more chikin” campaign.

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Fujifilm’s FinePix Real 3D camera to launch in September, cost around $600

13th July 2009

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Imagine, if you will, a 3D picture of Helen Thomas.

Surely one can find a better use for $600?

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Cars to be started by lasers instead of spark plugs

11th July 2009

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Dr Tom Shenton, a reader in engineering at Liverpool University who is leading the project, said: “We are running engines everyday in our laboratory with this system now and our ultimate objective is have it inside cars driven by consumers.

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Moon crater named after Michael Jackson

9th July 2009

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How appropriate.

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New Zealand goes mad for sport of sheep-racing

8th July 2009

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Soon to be a Peter Jackson movie?

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Movie Trivia: Raiders of the Lost Ark

7th July 2009

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Don’t ever say we don’t have useful stuff here.

Tim Matheson and Tom Selleck both tested for Indiana Jones; Karen Allen actually screentested with Tim Matheson. Tom Selleck did very well and was the frontrunner, but had to bow out due to Magnum P.I. Harrison Ford was brought up early in the casting discussion, but George Lucas wanted to avoid casting him since he had already become so closely associated with Star Wars.

Selleck would have been great.

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Videos about the symbols of physics and astronomy.

7th July 2009

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Just in case your World of Warcraft account is somehow unavailable.

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Shining a light on the magic of the coronation in Westminster Abbey

6th July 2009

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America’s Most Troubled Luxury Neighborhoods

6th July 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Tiger born with no stripes

6th July 2009

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Soon to be the perfect Democrat party candidate. All white, of course.

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Towards a Grand Unification of Cutlery

5th July 2009

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From Megan McArdle, who is finally getting off the dime and marrying Peter Suderman.

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Japanese scientists to breed ‘super tuna’

4th July 2009

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“We plan to use the sequence to establish a breeding programme for bluefin tuna as most aquaculture farmers presently use wild juveniles,” he said. “We want to establish a complete aquaculture system that will produce fish that have good strength, are resistant to disease, grow quickly and taste delicious.”

Somehow, I don’t think his name will be Charlie.

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Mirrors and wildebeest could save the planet

4th July 2009

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

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Religion Map of the United States

4th July 2009

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Yeah, the article is about Southern Baptists, but the map is fascinating. Southern Baptists are second only to Roman Catholics — and not far behind them, either — in the number of counties in which they are the largest religious group.

Mainline church leaders may struggle to grasp this, but the most ethnically diverse churches in America are found in these three bodies — the Roman Catholic Church, the Assemblies of God and, yes, the Southern Baptist Convention.

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Rare copy of United States Declaration of Independence found in Kew

3rd July 2009

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The document, which is in perfect condition, is believed to be one of only 200 ever printed and was found among files at the National Archives in Kew in Richmond, Surrey.

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Tiny, printable batteries promise to change the face of obnoxious greeting cards forever

3rd July 2009

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I’m thinking Bigmouth Billy Bass here.

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Wind powered knitting machine takes the tedium out of your heirloom production

2nd July 2009

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Let the machine do the work, that’s what I always say.

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Purple sweet potato ‘new superfood to prevent cancer’

2nd July 2009

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The designer sweet potato, grown for its anti-cancer purple pigment, is also said to contain anti-ageing and antioxidant chemicals.

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