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15th June 2020
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Members of Brooklyn’s Jewish community used a pair of bolt cutters on Monday to cut the lock on Middleton Playground in Brooklyn, according to footage posted by NYC Scanner.
A heavily Jewish community’s nearby entrance to the park had been welded shut Monday morning. The city’s Parks & Recreation department then “unwelded” the gate and installed a linked chain and padlock.
You want identity politics? We got your identity politics, right here.
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20th May 2020
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fter the recent liberal media meltdown over hydroxychloroquine, White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany tore apart their hysteria in Wednesday’s briefing. In particular, she took aim at CNN host Chris “Fredo” Cuomo for taking the more-dangerous quinine during his coronavirus bout. And seeing as how deranged corners of the liberal media have been seemingly rooting for the drug to fail, it was time someone — anyone — called out their nonsense.
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20th May 2020
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Supposably, the Free Beacon took some kind of AI bot software and fed 1000 “articles” written by the sourc*nt frump Jen Rubin into it, and then had the software spit out a simulated Jen Rubin column.
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25th April 2020
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Eat This Much creates personalized meal plans based on your food preferences, budget, and schedule. Reach your diet and nutritional goals with our calorie calculator, weekly meal plans, grocery lists and more. Create your meal plan right here in seconds.
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10th April 2020
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Open doors and press buttons without touching them!
I am not making this up.
“If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some schmuck will buy it.” — George Carlin.
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26th March 2020
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People began sharing pictures on social media of what items were left behind after the shopping surge. The foods — such as cauliflower crust pizza or chocolate hummus — and the empty shelves once stocked with more appetizing foods are juxtaposed.
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5th March 2020
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Every problem has a solution.
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2nd March 2020
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According to Camarena, there have been recent issues with thieves coming into the neighborhood to “try and steal tools out of vehicles” in addition to “anything else they can get their hands on.”
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29th February 2020
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As George Carlin famously said, ‘If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some schmuck will buy it.’
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23rd February 2020
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21st February 2020
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As George Carlin famously said, ‘If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some schmuck will buy it.’
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11th February 2020
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Fun for the whole family.
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11th February 2020
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Only 45% of Americans said they would be willing to vote for a socialist for president, while 53% say they would not, according to a Gallup poll released on Tuesday.
Gallup also asked voters on their willingness to choose candidates with other diverse characteristics, but “socialist” was the only one receiving majority opposition.
Let’s pull together and put Bernie over the top. With any luck there will be a machine gun waiting for him.
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6th February 2020
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Wendy’s has been out to lunch (so to speak) on the fast-food-breakfast field so far. This is a welcome arrival. I’ll check it out and report back.
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11th January 2020
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Pixar’s animated film Wall-E has sent a profound message to anyone who has watched the flick that if we don’t change our lifestyles, we’re all going to be obese and wheeled around in self-driving chairs.
Segway-Ninebot’s new S-Pod personal transporter is making this a reality, as the company gears up to take advantage of a record number of fat Americans who are currently wheeled around in shitty Rascal scooters.
I want one. With a pintle mount for a machine gun.
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9th January 2020
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The Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas traditionally has All The Best Toys.
- This microwave with a 27-inch touchscreen is the most CES thing you’ve ever seen.
- GE Appliances’ Kitchen Hub has cameras inside it to help you cook better.
- You can also watch Netflix on it.
I can’t imagine any circumstance in which I’d want to watch Netflix on my microwave, but still.
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5th January 2020
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As one of the primary consumers of environmental resource, the building industry faces unprecedented challenges in needing to reduce the environmental impact of current consumption practices. This applies to both the construction of the built environment and resource consumption during its occupation and use. Where incremental improvements to current practices can be realised, the net benefits are often far outstripped by the burgeoning demands of rapidly increasing population growth and urbanisation. Against the backdrop of this grand societal challenge, it is necessary to explore approaches that envision a paradigm shift in how material is sourced, processed and assembled to address the magnitude of these challenges in a truly sustainable way, and which can even provide added value. We propose to develop a structural substrate by using live fungal mycelium, functionalise the substrate with nanoparticles and polymers to make a mycelium-based electronics, implement sensorial fusion and decision making in the fungal electronics and to growing monolithic buildings from the functionalised fungal substrate. Fungal buildings will self-grow, build, and repair themselves subject to substrate supplied, use natural adaptation to the environment, sense all what human can sense.
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22nd December 2019
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hello.arnoldc
IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "hello world"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
java -jar ArnoldC.jar hello.arnoldc
java hello
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18th December 2019
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That dog has FOCUS.
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17th December 2019
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20th November 2019
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These are my people.
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9th November 2019
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We have the technology.
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28th October 2019
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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.
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16th October 2019
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I always used to love reading about the house kits that Sears used to sell back in the Good Old Days.
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16th September 2019
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Alpha Dog Firearms announced it would be selling AR-15s for $349.99 on Friday, hours after Beto O’Rourke pledged to ban the weapons at the ABC News debate on Thursday night. O’Rourke was adamant that his buyback program would be mandatory, not voluntary, going on to assure the debate moderators that “hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15.”
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12th September 2019
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Guess the proles in New Yawk aren’t as woke as the DemLegHump Media would have you believe.
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6th September 2019
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Waffle House restaurants are often used to gauge the magnitude of disasters in the Southeast: If a store is open, your community has been spared. If the store is open but has a limited menu, you’ve probably gotten some damage. If the store is completely closed, you’re in a disaster zone.
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5th September 2019
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Some people take the narrow road.
One to Jump School, heading for the Tower of Power.
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2nd September 2019
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Making lemonade when NIMBYs hand you lemons.
If I were ever elected President I would put a McDonalds in the basement of the West Wing. I bet it would make a mint.
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1st September 2019
Ken Mondschein takes to the woods.
For the past 48 years, around 10,000 people have been gathering every summer for a festival that’s been described as “medieval Burning Man.”
My first Pennsic was Pennsic X, and it was already too big for comfort. Parts of it were fun, though, including hearing Duke Talymar’s Gargoyle Cycle of stories. And watching Lady Maureen of the Spicewoods put ice cream in Duke Moonwulf’s helmet was entertaining. Go, Rangers.
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31st August 2019
MIT Open Courseware.
This course explores languages that have been deliberately constructed, including Esperanto, Klingon, and Tolkien’s Elvish. Students construct their own languages while considering the basic linguistic characteristics of various languages of the world. Through regular assignments, students describe the phonology, morphology, syntax, semantics, and writing system of their constructed language. The final assignment is a grammatical description of the new language.
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23rd August 2019
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Things hand-made of leather, the way God intended.
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23rd August 2019
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Sometimes the only appropriate response to the brain-dead Left is laughter.
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8th August 2019
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And, of course, the Usual Suspects are angry about it.
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1st August 2019
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Sometimes the old ways are best.
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25th July 2019
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Jimmy’s Famous Seafood announced the launch of a new beer called “PETA Tears” to commemorate the one-year anniversary of their Twitter feud with the animal rights organization, PETA.
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25th July 2019
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And who doesn’t live Tater Tots?
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23rd July 2019
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Early Roman Catholic Church Song Generator
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12th July 2019
Rich Lowry gives you a pass.
Writing books (often with the help of a ghostwriter) and showing up and giving speeches is perhaps the easiest money in America, and it is uniquely the path to wealth of politicians.
And, in many cases, serves as cover for illegal campaign contributions or even covert bribes.
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6th July 2019
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A handy thing to have in the back yard.
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20th June 2019
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Ann Wilson was the distinctive lead vocalist, while Nancy provided great harmony and kicking guitar licks. Their debut album, Dreamboat Annie, was released in America our bicentennial year, with “Magic Man” and “Crazy on You” propelling them up the radio play charts. They struck while the iron was hot, releasing Little Queen in 1977 and Dog & Butterfly in 1978. These women did their own thing, playing neither the tough girl nor the pop tart. They did not need an image manager, as they actually had musical and songwriting talent.
Heart is my all-time favorite … band? group? whatever … and my destination when I want good music.
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28th May 2019
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This is a fantastic idea. Bookmark it.
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27th May 2019
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Apple’s award-winning “I’m a Mac/I’m a PC” ads were incredibly popular when they aired between 2006 and 2009. 10 years after the final ad aired, Justin Long has this week sat down with People’s “Couch Surfing” series to talk about the experience of appearing in such an iconic Apple campaign.
I loved those ads.
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24th May 2019
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21st May 2019
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The “Save Chick-fil-A” bill does not allow the government to take “any adverse action” against any contractor, individual or business because of their religious beliefs.
Explicitly aimed at the virtue-signaling Politically Correct blue pustules on the rosy red butt of Texas. San Antonio, say.
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18th May 2019
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The American entrepreneurial spirit lives on, even in such a statist wasteland as California.
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2nd May 2019
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But you have to bear in mind that Trump has accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING during his term in office.
Just remember that.
Absolutely nothibng.
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19th April 2019
The Other McCain puts the boot in.
Today, while liberal pundits were going wall-to-wall on the cable-news panels denouncing Trump as an obstructor of justice, our Commander-in-Chief flew to Florida and played golf with Rush Limbaugh.
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15th April 2019
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Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett’s book is number 1,030 on Amazon with only three reviews, but is on the NYT Best Seller list. An industry insider said that was “inconceivable” and that Jarrett likely paid a company that helps authors buy their way onto the list.
One such company buys 10,000 copies of an author’s book and tries to prevent bestseller lists from realizing the sales aren’t organic, in which case the book may be moved down or taken off the list.
There were 12,600 reported sales of Jarrett’s book, enough to rank it highly on the Publishers Weekly chart, but Publishers Weekly did not put it on its list at all.
My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.
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