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More Doctors in Texas After Malpractice Caps

7th October 2007

Read it. My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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DIY wooden keyboard kit brings out the carpenter in you

4th October 2007

Read it. SteamPunk for the masses. Just add some brass fittings, and you’re all set.

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US physicists build teensy 2D cloaking device

4th October 2007

Read it. Sure, it’s primitive, but so was the telephone and the radio when they started.

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Women Have Gotten Less Happy, I’ll Take My Graphing Calculator Out And Prove It

3rd October 2007

Read it.

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’00s Nostalgia

2nd October 2007

Watch it. Say what you will about Apple, they do a dynamite commercial.

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Pinker’s almer mater

2nd October 2007

Read it. And laugh.

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Handwritten Lawsuit Accuses Google Having A Name Similar To Accuser’s Social Security Number

30th September 2007

Read it. Well, this is America — suing people is a legitimate leisure time activity when there’s nothing on TV and you’ve seen all the movies at the mall.

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Religious “items” in a locker

30th September 2007

Read it. Many years, kid, many years.

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1st U.S. suburb marks 60 years

30th September 2007

Read it. Let’s hear it for sprawl.

Have you noticed how progs always make up derogatory names for people doing what they want to rather than what the progs want?

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How to build a toilet-flushing Lego robot

28th September 2007

Read it. In case you were wondering. I know I was.

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New Technology Detects Human Genetic Structural Variations Faster

28th September 2007

Read it. Now you can know faster than ever that you’re abnormal. Enjoy.

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Behind a Mysterious Balm, a Self-Made Pharaoh

27th September 2007

Read it. Insight into the souls of those who read the New York Times.

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Cooltone mini fridge keeps tunes, beverages on tap

11th September 2007

Read it. This is kinda cool. YUCK YUCK YUCK

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The Nine Nations of North America

11th September 2007

Read it. I have this book, and I highly recommend it.

Although rather dated by now, it still has a great deal of cultural relevance.

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Detained, not arrested

10th September 2007

Read it. Sports gets more and more serious.

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Whom was that masked man?

8th September 2007

Read it. Not only funny but it expresses a very serious truth.

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A Texan’s Map of the United States

5th September 2007

Read it. Oh, I like this one.

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Parsing Miss Upton

5th September 2007

Read it. This is fascinating. Even with a tofu-brained beauty contestant, we have the technology.

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Ketchup Economics

5th September 2007

Read it. I’ll bet you didn’t know that there were “ketchup economists”.

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Chicago cop chases down gunman on Segway

4th September 2007

Read it. White & nerdy.

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Transparent Toaster gives you clear view of bread’s crispiness

3rd September 2007

Read it. Now this is downright clever.

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Calvin College duo creates cheap, portable supercomputer

2nd September 2007

Read it. I can see multiple garage-studio versions of “Lord of the Rings” in my future.

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Greatest Classical CD covers EVER?

2nd September 2007

Read it. Be prepared to laugh.

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Fleethorse’s Naturcar: sometimes one horsepower is all you need

2nd September 2007

Read it. I can see AlGore as an “early adopter” of this technology.

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Neurons Grown In Microfluidic Chambers

31st August 2007

Read it. The hits just keep on comin’.

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Edible Films With Superpowers

29th August 2007

Read it. Wait until they get sued because it isn’t organic and causes ADHD in laboratory rats. Oh, and it probably causes global warming, too. If we can only connect it to the Iraq war, we’ll be home free.

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Bartering Up to a Better Life

29th August 2007

Read it. Canadians would be all right if they just got in touch with their inner American.

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Nowak Plans Insanity Defense

28th August 2007

Read it. Somehow that doesn’t surprise me. (And they wanted to send this chick into space? Are there no shrinks on NASA’s staff?)

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As Test Scores Fall Virginia Counties Move Against Illegal Aliens

26th August 2007

Read it. Irony comes to the immigration situation.

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Calisthenics for the Older Mind, on the Home Computer

26th August 2007

Read it. Reminds me of an old filk — “You can make a mainframe from the things you find at home.”

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Challenging the Generals

25th August 2007

Read it. And try to think of another country’s army in which this could possibly take place.

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Second iPhone software unlock promised tomorrow

24th August 2007

Read it. And the hits just keep on comin’….

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This is very strange.

17th August 2007

I blame John Scalzi.

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RC Pterosaur lets you terrorize the neighborhood prehistoric-style

17th August 2007

Engadget. Now, this is just cool.

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Scientists Use Accelerated Evolution To Develop New Enzyme

17th August 2007

FuturePundit.

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Depublishing

13th August 2007

This book was originally published by Wiley and then “depublished” when they caved to political pressure. Unfortunately for the People of the Crust, it’s now available for free on the web. Jerry Pournelle points out that, with the Internet, the “gatekeepers” now have a gate to a hunk of Swiss cheese. This is a great time to be alive.

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Weird-assed Wednesday

8th August 2007

I have in front of me a 2-pound bag of Peanut M&Ms. On the back of the bag is a panel labelled “Nutrition Facts”. Can you imagine a more useless thing to have on the back of a 2-pound bag of Peanut M&Ms than “Nutrition Facts”? I can’t.

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From Fresh Ideas and Better Steel, Safer Bridges

7th August 2007

NYT. Unfortunately, it’s more difficult to update a bridge than a software package.

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Panasonic’s Oxyride vehicle breaks 65mph on AA batteries

6th August 2007

Engadget. This is way cool.

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The Gray Lady discovers the Search box

6th August 2007

LanguageLog. I swear, these guys have more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.

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In Rome, a New Ritual on an Old Bridge

6th August 2007

NYT. I don’t know, I find this charming and silly at the same time. But it certainly fits my preconceived notions about Italians. Is that a bad thing? Hard to say.

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The Highs and the Lows of Rankings on Amazon

6th August 2007

NYT. Of course, being an author has always been more about ego than money.

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Emotional code

5th August 2007

LanguageLog. The new hero’s journey: A tale of curse and recurse.

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In Silicon Valley, Millionaires Who Don’t Feel Rich

4th August 2007

NYT. I have a hard time feeling sympathetic.

“I know people looking in from the outside will ask why someone like me keeps working so hard,” Mr. Steger says. “But a few million doesn’t go as far as it used to.

I guess not.

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Navy gears up for unmanned combat aircraft

4th August 2007

Engadget. One day CIC will occupy the entire 03 level, and everybody will spend his day in the dark.

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When Lefties Drop the Mask

4th August 2007

LGF. Truly, the realm of politics has some strange denizens. (How do you become a denizen of the realm of politics? By being unnaturalized, of course.)

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Separated at birth?

3rd August 2007

Do you have trouble distinguishing (by appearance) Hillary Clinton and Barbara Walters? I do.

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Culture

3rd August 2007

LanguageLog. A timely reminder that things are not always as they seem.

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Man-made ‘tethered tornadoes’ touted as a viable power source

1st August 2007

Engadget. Perhaps Global Warming will solve our energy crisis. AlGore would have a heart attack, and die.

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Cow dialects keep on keepin on

31st July 2007

LanguageLog. Them’s fightin’ words in these parts, pardner.

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