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Ah, but do they get Dental?

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This is just wrong. And it’s all Jonah’s fault.

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Where in the world do we find such people?

The quilt dotted with American flags that covered her bed and the massive flag on her wall during her childhood years in Georgia and Minnesota help explain why the daughter of Dave and Marlene Hoffman voluntarily joined the Army ROTC program as an undergraduate at the University of Colorado.

Oh, yeah. Not New York or Boston or San Francisco or L.A.

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Next: Her cover of “Material Girl”.

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You see? This is the sort of fun and useful stuff Bill Gates could be doing if he weren’t such a fargin geek.

…building museums of rock ‘n’ roll and sci-fi, buying up sports teams, and funding commercial space flight.

I’ve always thought Allen was the smarter of the two. This confirms it.

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Hillary just can’t win for losing.

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I’d want one with rapid-fire capability.

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If it works, this will be huge.

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I want one of these so badly it makes my teeth hurt.

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Sign that kid up.

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You know who you are.

Up until this point, white people were consuming most of their water in the form of expensive bottles like Fiji, Aquafina and Dasanai. To this day, many white people continue to get their water in this fashion, and it is important to be aware about how your choice of water can say a lot about who you are.

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 In addition to accumulating sexual partners, binge drinking, drug use and learning, white people consider studying abroad to be one of the most important parts of a well rounded college education.

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In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person.

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If you find yourself invited to a concert with a white person, do NOT expect to dance. Prepare yourself for three hours of standing reasonably still. It is also advised to get a beer or (if legal) a cigarette so you have something to do with your hands. Although it is acceptable to occasionally raise one hand and point just above the stage.

Read it. At last — a home for the People of the Crust.

Ever wonder what sort of stuff Mencius Moldbug would write for The Onion? Well, now you don’t have to.

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Read it. And about time, too.

And it’s free.

It doesn’t get much better than this.

Read it. We Have The Technology.

Read it. Can’t wait until they put this puppy on a ship.

Watch it. Hold ’em high at Eighth and I.

This is amazing. I’m not sure, but I think it’s a commercial. If it is, it deserves some kind of award.

Oh, PCR stands for Polymerase Chain Reaction, but you don’t need to know that, really.

Read it. So videogames give us an entire generation of tank gunners, anti-aircraft missile operators, and — surgeons? *sigh*

Read it. Pretty in pink.

Read it. Imagine The Terminator in High School.

You know you want one.

Read it. And the hits just keep on comin’.

Watch it. This is really freaky.

Read it. For those who really truly long for a washing machine that costs as much as a small car.

Read it. Every now and then Bush does something sensible.

Read it. Pluck is not completely extinguished. Ya gotta love Australians.

A band played Waltzing Matilda and Maoris performed a haka as they were each handed a beer.

Kiwis are pretty cool, too.

Read it. If I ever wind up in a wheelchair, this is the wheelchair I want to wind up in.

I still say it needs a 50-cal mount. (Or a Phalanx! Yeah, that’s the ticket.)

Read it. When you care enough to send the very best.

Read it. He will be missed.

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Read it. Keep your fingers crossed.

Read it. And the hits just keep on comin’.

Read it. Can heroin and other vegetable alkaloids be far behind?

Read it. When I saw this my first thought was “Navy SEALs”.

Read it. A healthy trend.

Read it. One of those heartwarming stories that encapsulate the spirit of the season.

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Read it. Not a bad trick.

Read it. And go have that double cheeseburger you’ve been thinking about. It’s for the children.

Read it. “You can make a mainframe/from the things you find at home….”

Read it. The times, they are a-changin’.

Andrew Ferguson is an excellent writer. Even if you don’t care about National Review or William F Buckley Jr, and many don’t, this review is worth reading just for the reading of it.