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Markets will arise whenever there is a willing buyer and a willing seller.

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It’s like YouTube is a giant filter for dumb criminals.

Think of it as evolution in action. Criminality plus narcissism is never a good combination.

Check out “PVP Online” on the right. A new story line starts on March 2.

For those of you who are familiar with WATCHMEN, this will be entertaining.

For those of you who aren’t, it will be terminally confusing. But that’s cool, too.

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it’s a moral imperative.

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We have the technology.

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Since all white people consider themselves to be “creative,” they are constantly in need of products and accessories that will allow them to capture their thoughts.  One of the more popular  products in recent years has been the Moleskine notebook.

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This is just cute.

Lileks has some ideas.

• Lower the tax rates to compete with South Dakota, attract more business to our marvelously civilized state, generate more tax revenue from increased production and additional population. I know it’s crazy, but it just might work.

Good luck with that.

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It is, however, a work of art.

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A professional gatecrasher who snuck his way into last year’s Oscars has been hired by the event’s bosses to plug the gaps in their security for this weekend’s ceremony.

That shows more sense than I’ve seen Hollywood people use in my lifetime.

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Gotta admire his willingness to experiment, though.

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I am not making this up.

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Oh, I don’t want to beam down with the Captain

‘Cause the Captain beams up alone….

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So, in sum, Amazon doesn’t ship any Kindles during the Christmas season, but they do accept orders and build demand. They (i) turn just having the ability to buy their product into ‘good customer service,’ (ii) don’t have to worry about throwing a bone to the early adopters and (iii) don’t have to deal with any excess inventory on the original Kindle because by the time people know about the Kindle 2, no one who owns a Kindle 1 would fall into the return window time frame.

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A white person getting a tattoo is a major step in their life as it presupposes that their taste at this given moment is good enough to sustain them for the rest of their lives.  Needless to say, this is a near impossible task.  This is why you don’t see a lot of white people with R.E.M. or Strokes tattoos.

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I don’t know where Wally finds these things; it’s a gift.

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You know you want one.

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A truly epic struggle between good and evil.

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If that’s a recession, I’d like to see what a boom is like. (Reminds me the story about the African who is reported to have said, “I want to come to America and see a country where the poor people are fat.”)

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Invented by an American, of course.

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You know you want one.

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And if you believe that one, they’ll tell you another one.

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Perhaps by coincidence, or perhaps not, Alcatraz is in the constituency of Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and a vocal liberal opponent of Guantanamo.

I like it. It has texture, and scope.

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With great power comes great bureaucracy.

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Me want.

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One really loathes seeing tastelessness, self-indulgence, and lack of intelligence jump up onto the table and loudly defend itself.  If you need to dress like a young boy well into your 30s and 40s because you are psychologically crippled or otherwise unable to shrug off adolescent immaturity, that’s fine, but at least have the decency to acknowledge this as a weakness of character.

This guy is one of us.

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Stick a 50-cal turret on the sucker and I’m there.

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Sure, you need 20 years of education for that….

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Some people just refuse to quit.

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Saw an episode of “Buffy” about that once. Life imitates art.

But after she began missing classes last August, a truancy officer investigated Brown. Her real identity was revealed when she was found in jail being held on an unrelated fraud case.

Ah, they don’t make cheerleaders like they used to.

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Much the most interesting thing I’ve seen in the New York Times in years.

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But Sea Salt is like Trader Joes, Banksy, or The Shins-entry level to their respective field.  Therefore, it is important that you learn about other more expensive salts so that you can complain about not having them.  To a white person, this shows that you know and love expensive things but feel sad that you can’t yet afford them.

I have never known a White Person who was not a food snob. Preference for sea salt is an essential component thereof.

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What’s sauce for Harry Reid….

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We have the technology.

Yaacov Ben Moshe wishes you a Merry Christmas, dammit.

Steven Brust, who is one of the outstanding fantasy writers of his generation but politically is a reincarnation of Eugene Debs (I guess fantasy is his life) has an entertaining rant that will sort of stand as an archetype for what all of the “Change We Can Believe In” crowd are probably feeling right now.

I won’t say “I told you so”, but I will enjoy a quiet snicker.

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Might as well, it’s probably obsolete anyway.

Those guys who took an analog phone into the box with them are in for a rude surprise if they ever wake up, though…

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“The way we envision it is, there would be a bunch of these sent out in a swarm,” said Greg Parker, who helps lead the research project at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton. “If we know there’s a possibility of bad guys in a certain building, how do we find out? We think this would fill that void.”

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Relatives are “outraged” and plan to sue the city, said John Lemieux, their lawyer.

Of course.

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You never know when one of these babies can save your life.

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Well, they could always change the sort of music they put out…. This just makes plain what a lot of us have been saying for years.

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The Bible is silent on exactly which day God created public transportation, probably sometime between when He created the fish of the sea and the fowl of the air and when He created Kraft Cheese Singles.

Interesting writing in the Washington Post. Whoda thunkit.

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American, of course. I’m impressed.

Of course.

Navy has won 13 straight times against Air Force and Army since 2002, outscoring the programs 441-205 during the streak. The Commander-in-Chief’s Trophy remains docked with Navy.

Quality tells.

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White people love political prisoners because they are individuals who have been locked up because their beliefs or their presence stands in defiance of an unjust system. In fact, most white people would love to be locked up for their beliefs provided that they could go to a jail with private toilets, plenty of books and no rape.