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Global cooling hits Al Gore’s home

25th July 2009

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It was delightfully appropriate that, as large parts of Argentina were swept by severe blizzards last week, on a scale never experienced before, the city of Nashville, Tennessee, should have enjoyed the coolest July 21 in its history, breaking a record established in 1877. Appropriate, because Nashville is the home of Al Gore, the man who for 20 years has been predicting that we should all by now be in the grip of runaway global warming.

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US car dealer offers free Kalashnikov with every purchase

19th July 2009

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Mr Muller, who only sells American vehicles, is offering a gift certificate – only to be used at a licensed dealer – for a Kalashnikov AK-47 worth $450 (£320).

The guns are made by IO Inc in North Carolina, the only company in the US which manufactures the robust, durable weapon. First developed in the Soviet Union and exported to Moscow’s allies across the world, the AK-47 has been used in countless conflicts in the developing world. In the hands of the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War, it became a symbol of resistance to America.

Asked why an automatic weapon with a 30 or 60-round magazine was required for self-defence, he cited the case of the Florida couple recently shot dead in their homes by a gang of six robbers.

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Showing that you care

13th July 2009

Best Tombstone Ever.

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The World Laughs

12th July 2009

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Muammar Gaddafi doing to Barack Obama what we’d all secretly like to do.

Oh, I’m sure it’s fauxtography, but I still had to laugh. It would make a superb poster.

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Wolfram Alpha and hubristic user interfaces

9th July 2009

Mencius Moldbug is at it again.

For serious UI geeks, one way to see an intelligent control interface is as a false affordance – like a knob that cannot be turned, or a chair that cannot be sat in. The worst kind of false affordance is an unreliable affordance – a knob that can be turned except when it can’t, a chair that’s a cozy place to sit except when it rams a hidden metal spike deep into your tender parts.

Like most hubristic UIs, Wolfram Alpha is operating with a completely fictitious user narrative. The raison d’etre of the natural-language interface, stated baldly, is to create a usable tool for stupid people who might be confused or intimidated by a tree of menus. The market of stupid people is indeed enormous. The market of stupid people who like to use data-visualization tools is, well, not. (And since the interface is not in fact easy but actually quite difficult, it achieves the coveted status of a non-solution to a non-problem.)

But for the actual developers, this compensation mechanism is far more effective. The actual developers (a) have enormous experience with the hubristic UI, (b) have enormous patience with its flaws, and (c) most important, know how it actually works. So their internal model can be, and typically is, orders of magnitude better than that of any naive user. So the product actually seems to work for them, and does. Unfortunately, it’s hard to make money by selling a product to yourself.

I love you, man.

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Video: USB powered chainsaw makes short work of a fake plastic tree

8th July 2009

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Well, be prepared, that’s what I always say….

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‘At the End of the Day . . .’

8th July 2009

Tim Kidwell does an English usage rant.

If you’re like me, at the end of the day you’re tired. You’re not looking for a fight, but you’ll stand your ground if you think you’re being played. And that’s precisely the limit I’ve reached with this sprig of verbal parsley.

Fun to see such a thing in a major publication. If you can only afford one newspaper, the Wall Street Journal is the one to get.

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Cybersecurity Plan to Involve NSA, Telecoms

3rd July 2009

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The Obama administration will proceed with a Bush-era plan to use National Security Agency assistance in screening government computer traffic on private-sector networks, with AT&T as the likely test site, according to three current and former government officials.

I’m sure glad we re-elected Bush. That Obama guy sounded pretty scary.

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27 Reasons To Be Big

29th June 2009

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So there.

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Leatherneck McMahon Dies at 86

23rd June 2009

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None of the Coastal Elite care (or, if they do, they’d rather forget) that Ed McMahon was a Marine.

McMahon wanted to be a Marine fighter pilot during World War II. Because it required two years of college, he enrolled at Boston College — until the Navy dropped the school requirement and McMahon dropped school to enlist.

The Marines care — and remember.

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I Can’t Believe I’m Sitting Next to a Republican: A Survival Guide for Conservatives Marooned Among the Angry, Smug, and Terminally Self-Righteous

22nd June 2009

Harry Stein has a new book out.

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Dracula — the Blog

20th June 2009

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Turns Bram Stoker’s classic into a blog. There is nothing new under the sun.

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The Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Arizona

18th June 2009

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Yenta Goes Viral

17th June 2009

The Hog confronts the information revolution.

I have a Facebook account; don’t ask me why. I log in about once a month. Facebook has weird features called “apps” that help people annoy each other. One is called “Speed Date.” I do not understand how it works, but somehow I got signed up for it, and it likes to send me possible matches in the Miami area.

You can probably imagine how eager I am to make use of this information. If there is anything worse than an unsuitable woman you choose for yourself because you have no judgment, it’s an unsuitable woman a computer chooses for you, based on variables chosen at random, by the kind of well-adjusted males who work in the IT industry.

It’s nice to sort of get to know people online, but the truth is, I don’t care what movies you like or whether your imaginary zombie can beat up my imaginary zombie. And I find it a little creepy when another man “Superpokes” me.

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Goats enjoy living in their own tower

16th June 2009

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And why not?

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Raphi Giangiulio’s Homemade Pipe Organ

14th June 2009

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Be the first on your block to make your own pipe organ … out of wood.

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Mechanical Memory Key stores your data with the precision of an Antide Janvier timepiece

9th June 2009

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I have no idea whether — or how — this actually works, but it looks really cool.

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Office Romance

29th May 2009

John Derbyshire, Patron Saint of Dyspepsia, offers a look at the lighter side of pessimism.

That’s right, stationery with an ‘e’. (The difference was immortalized, at least in England, on one of those vulgar comic postcards George Orwell wrote a famous essay about. A gorgeous female store assistant is being addressed by a callow-looking young man. He: “Excuse me, Miss, do you keep stationery?” She: “Well, sometimes I wriggle a bit.”) Stationery! I love the stuff. Paper, pens, notepads, folders, envelopes, markers, erasers, staples, push pins, paper clips, bulldog clips, poster board, display board, foam board, desk furniture … A stationery store is to me … what? Aladdin’s cave? Pah! — What did Aladdin know? You can’t do anything with a mess of rubies.

Preach it, brother.

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Dick Cheney’s Second Act

26th May 2009

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By goading a sitting president into responding to his arguments on his terms, Dick Cheney won the contest with Barack Obama last week before either said a word. And his re-emergence onto the public square seems to be driving everybody nuts.

Fun is where you find it.

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The Intellectual Property Asshole Competition

23rd May 2009

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You can’t make this stuff up.

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Tocqueville Surfs

23rd May 2009

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Last December’s floods washed out park roads, bridges, and facilities at Kauai’s Polihale State Park. Hawaii’s Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) studied the damage and released a statement two months later, declaring, “We know that people are anxious to get to the beach. However, the preliminary cost estimate of repairs is $4 million.” The DLNR’s response to this natural disaster was to look for more state or federal funds. Its main objective was to grab a fee-generated windfall for the department, ironically entitled the “Recreational Renaissance” fund. DLNR’s chair, Laura Thielen, proclaimed: “We are asking for the public’s patience and cooperation to help protect the park’s resources during this closure, and for their support of the ‘Recreational Renaissance’ so we can better serve them and better care for these important places.” An original timeline for the work was set for late summer, but according to local resident and surfer Bruce Pleas, “It would not have been open this summer, and it probably wouldn’t be open next summer.”

From food donated by area restaurants to heavy machinery offered by local construction companies, a project originally forecast to cost millions and take months (if not years) to complete has been finished in a matter of weeks with donated funds, manpower, and equipment. As Troy Martin from Martin Steel, which provided machinery and five tons of steel at no charge, put it: “We shouldn’t have to do this, but when it gets to a state level, it just gets so bureaucratic, something that took us eight days would have taken them years. So we got together—the community—and we got it done.” Cleaning up the park was a major undertaking involving bridge-building, reconstructing bathroom facilities, and use of heavy equipment to clear miles of flood-damaged roadways.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Nuclear Grade Duct Tape

17th May 2009

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I am not making this up.

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Moving to Flyover Country

16th May 2009

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The Washington Post vs. the Obama Administration

14th May 2009

Arnold Kling uncovers shocking news.

Since we know that the Obama Administration is centrist and pragmatic, the only inference to draw is that the Post has become a mouthpiece for the far right wing.

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Amazon Kindling wooden e-book is a luddite’s dream of the future

13th May 2009

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When SteamPunk is just to johnny-come-lately.

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The Fat Alien Sings: A Klingon-Language Opera

12th May 2009

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Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

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Gone with the WindFarm

7th May 2009

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Sailor Sues Company Over Pirated Ship

27th April 2009

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Navy shells out for development of missile-killing free-electron laser

24th April 2009

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“Massive energy generating ship”? Dude, that’s what nuclear reactors are all about.

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Army’s multimode death ray knocks out IEDs, vehicles, whiners

24th April 2009

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Walnuts Cut Breast Cancer In Mice

23rd April 2009

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It is truly astonishing the number of ways in which we’ve improved the lives of mice and rats.

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The Hog Has Demands

20th April 2009

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Actually, they’re pretty reasonable.

1. From now on, Nancy Pelosi has to wear a mask or ring a bell before she approaches a camera.

Who could say no to that?

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Autonomous sniper system combines Xbox 360 controller, .338 rifle for deadly drone action

17th April 2009

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You know how it is — we’re frightened and appalled by the thought of unmanned killing machines, but if they must exist we really, really want to play with one.

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Breaking: Obama Will Not Prosecute CIA Officers for Waterboarding

16th April 2009

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Change you can believe in! Or maybe not.

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Disused oil rig in Gulf of Mexico to be converted into luxury hotel

16th April 2009

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Dangerously Delicious: The BA-K-47

16th April 2009

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I am not making this up. Fortunately, I’ve already had breakfast.

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Solaren Corp to supply California with space-based solar power

15th April 2009

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Jerry Pournelle has been pushing this scheme for decades. It looks like it’s finally getting some mindshare.

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White People in the News, April 13th 2009

13th April 2009

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To make that clear, white people are paying $15-25 per session to hold their dog in the same position as other white people.  This is considered a relative bargain.

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Navy SEALs Free Ship Captain

12th April 2009

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You mess with the best, you die like the rest.

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Navy’s ‘Career Intermission’ Plan Launched

31st March 2009

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This is a great idea. Would that they had it thirty years ago.

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Hate-Mail Fun

31st March 2009

Authoress Lynn Viehl has some fun with hate mail.

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‘Dumbest criminal’ arrested after police convention robbery

29th March 2009

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Nanogenerators to power future?

27th March 2009

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In the future, we’ll be able to power up our devices with a wave of the hand, a short walk or via our heartbeats, said engineers from the Georgia Institute of Technology on Thursday.

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Monster burger containing 4,800 calories unveiled in US

25th March 2009

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America, land of achievement.

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Northrop Grumman creates 100 kilowatt laser, could usher in World War III

24th March 2009

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I have a little list, they never would be missed….

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A cellphone you can shave with

22nd March 2009

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I am not making this up.

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Texas high school let students fight through conflicts in steel cage bare-knuckle brawls

20th March 2009

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And here I was hoping it was Hockaday.

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Neil Gaiman

18th March 2009

This contains a video of Neil’s appearance on the Colbert Report. It is well worth watching, and contains irrefutable proof that Neil is the world’s nicest and wittiest human being, and that Colbert is a pretentious putz.

Neil’s daughter is pretty cute, too, and looks much cuter without the braces.

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Kogan’s Bluetooth GPS watch is not for the fashion forward

16th March 2009

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Which does not in the least reduce my compelling need to have one. “Where does he get those wonderful toys?”

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Zypad mil-spec wrist PC gets a refresh

13th March 2009

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Oh, I so want one of these….

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