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‘Green Lantern’ Merchandise Set For Movie Release

1st February 2011

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And that’s the important thing, of course.

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The Guild

15th January 2011

The Guild does for online gaming what Galaxy Quest did for Star Trek. Herself and I watched the first season during Date Night last night and enjoyed it immensely.

Do you want to date my avatar?

Game on!

If you ever hear anyone complain about ‘no women in tech’, point them to Felicia Day (accepted at Julliard but went to UT Austin instead, double major in math and music, National Merit Scholar, class valedictorian, etc.). She was homeschooled, of course.

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John Deere Walking Tractor

14th January 2011

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This is creepy and cool at the same time.

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iPhone-controlled Beer cCannon

14th January 2011

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We have the technology.

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The World’s Largest and Most Luxurious Limo

13th January 2011

The Midnight Rider.

Representative of the luxury days of railroad travel, she is classified as a “Tractor-Trailer Limousine”, and is the only one ever built.

At 50,000 pounds, it still weighs less than a Sherman tank.

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T366: Multiplayer Game Design

11th January 2011

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College has changed since I went there.

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How to Make Your Shopping Cart Suck Less

10th January 2011

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What he said….

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Laurel and Hardy meet Santana

8th January 2011

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Just helping the Melting Pot along a little.

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Aisle 411 iPhone App Shows You Aisle Your Groceries Are In

7th January 2011

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One of the coolest apps we’ve seen at CES 2011 this year has to be Aisle 411, an iPhone app which will help you find out which aisle the grocery item you are looking for is located in. The App is available for the iPhone and will be coming soon to Android and will also be available as a mobile web page.

There’s an app for that.

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The Decline of the Appropriators?

5th January 2011

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More signs the incoming House Republican leadership gets it. Even before the new Congress took power today, the power of congressional appropriators had been circumscribed, as Republicans forced the committee to surrender its power to place special interest earmarks into the 12 annual spending bills under its purview.

Woo-hoo!

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Fiddler on the Roof – You Got Served Trailer Mashup

3rd January 2011

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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.

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The Great Library in the Clouds

2nd January 2011

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Much of my library consists of paper books — 4000 at last estimate. They take up a lot of the space in my house; if it weren’t for them, my wife and I could survive in half the space. If I want to find one, good luck; I know roughly where it ought to be, but there are no guarantees.

The files in my LIBRARY directory (28,704 as of this minute) include full books, short stories, articles, and literally anything I can download from Google Books, Project Gutenberg, or print from the Internet through the Mac’s built in PDF printer driver; they occupy 37 GB on an external drive attached to my Mac Mini that is about the size of a Happy Meal. I keep them classified by LC number but with Spotlight I don’t even need that.

Consequently I am rapidly turning the Real Books into PDFs (what I don’t just buy in MOBI or EPUB format to begin with); they then go to the local public library, where I’m sure they’ll find a loving home.

We live in amazing times.

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New US military computer made from nearly 2,000 PlayStation consoles

1st January 2011

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Considering that their government is composed of the PlayStation’s target demographic, what could be more appropriate?

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Peacherine Rag

31st December 2010

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Scott Joplin played by the St Luke’s Bottle Band. This has to be seen to be believed.

God bless America.

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Lookout Locates Stolen Car, Returns DROID Incredible to Owner in 7 Minutes

31st December 2010

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We have the technology.

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Atheists Don’t Have No Songs

31st December 2010

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Who knew Steve Martin could sing?

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Online Archive of Sears Catalogs Gives Glimpse of History

31st December 2010

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I love old catalogs.

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Six Modest Proposals

30th December 2010

Charles Murray is a brilliant man.

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Praise The Lard

26th December 2010

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Arkansas Peppered Bacon, Sam Edwards Virginia Breakfast Sausage Links, Broadbent’s Kentucky Smoked Sausage, La Quercia’s Prosciutto, 2 Bacon Cheddar Scones, Zingerman’s Peppered Bacon Farm Bread. To round things out, Mo’s Bacon Chocolate Bar packaged in a Zingerman’s bag.

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Silence of the Hello Kitty.

22nd December 2010

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Woman with gun bursts in on live television show

22nd December 2010

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A gun-wielding woman burst into a North Carolina television station in America on Tuesday forcing the evening newscast off the air, though no one was injured, the station said.

And who hasn’t wanted to do that?

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After Iowa Judicial Ouster, a New Move to Bounce Other Justices

17th December 2010

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Last month, Iowa voters ousted three of the seven justices on the Iowa Supreme Court – a move that was widely recognized as a referendum on the court’s decision to strike down a ban on same-sex marriage last year.

Apparently the ouster of the trio wasn’t enough for some new members of the Iowa House. Three freshman Republican members are drafting legislation that would begin the process of impeachment for the remaining four justices on the state Supreme Court.

According to this story in the Iowa Independent, the trio is working on the legislation that could result in the removal of the four justices — Mark Cady, David Wiggins, Daryl Hecht and Brent Appel.

Democracy! Such a deal!

“Are Republicans really considering shutting down state government to pursue an extreme, partisan agenda that will do nothing to help middle class families?” House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, a Democrat, said to the Iowa Independent. “The House has no business spending weeks on impeachment proceedings instead of putting Iowans back to work and growing our economy.”

Same old tired Democrat talking points! How stale! Note the tired hack phrases ‘extreme partisan agenda’ and ‘middle class families’ … as well as the standard socialist agenda that it’s the government’s business to ‘put Iowans back to work’ and ‘grow the economy’, when it was the government that caused the problems in the first place.

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NOW Talking About Hooters is Like Liberals Talking About Limbaugh’s Show

17th December 2010

Freeberg nails it yet again.

Yup, women men do not want to see are bitching away about the women men do like to see. Hey, I wonder if that simple statement just sums it all up. Ya think?

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The iPod Nano Watch Nears $1 Million In Crowdsourced Funding From Kickstarter

17th December 2010

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Kickstarter is an amazing idea that may just represent the future of technical innovation.

The watch is pretty cool, too.

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Grandma Got Molested At The Airport

17th December 2010

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“Foursquare Door” Guys May Sell DIY Kits

15th December 2010

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A look into a geeked-out Brooklyn office reveals the beginnings of a product that every nerd in America would buy: a front door that unlocks when you check in.

Hall and his brother Erin Sparling, also a Web developer, installed the Foursquare door a couple of months ago as a way to let their handful of underlings enter the office. He took me through the door system and the rest of his uber-wired stuff, which include a home-built touch-screen media system, improvised satellite T1 connection, and a coffee table made of an Apple X-serve.

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Misa Digital’s stringless Kitara goes up for pre-order

15th December 2010

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The Kitara discards old fashioned strings and has you strumming along on a multitouch display instead, populating the fretboard with a litany of buttons that modify the aural output from your digital input. It has an onboard synthesizer, but the real magic will happen once you plug it into your own audio equipment and start experimenting. Basically, it’s like the Kinect of electronic music….

We have the technology.

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‘I do not like this, Uncle Sam’

13th December 2010

I received this in an e-mail from my mother-in-law, attributed to Leslie Durham:

I do not like this, Uncle Sam,
I do not like the health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan,
I do not like this ‘YES, WE CAN’.
I do not like this spending spree —
I’m smart; I know that nothing’s free!
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of “hope.”
I do not like it — nope, nope, nope!

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Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock

13th December 2010

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Because you just don’t have anything more important to do today.

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Lileks on Christmas Shopping

10th December 2010

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Retail sales are up this year, and that’s good. Right? No! People going into debt for stupid things they don’t need! It’s wrong and you’re all sheep and I’ll be sitting here in this dark corner writing a 40,000-word post on the Internet about the pagan origins of Christmas, because that’ll show ’em, and — say, this ad says it’s 97 percent off on solar-powered nose-hair trimmers. OK, off to the mall.

The sign said Santa would be taking pictures with pets tonight, and you wonder how far people take that. Santa, his once-ruddy face as pale as his beard, holding a 6-foot snake with tongs. Santa caught with that look of surprise that only comes when the ferret disappears down the trousers. Santa, with another dog wondering why this big man smells of so many different animals. For a dog, that’s like meeting a guy who speaks four dozen languages.

And that about sums it up. But read the whole thing.

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Labeling the Ridiculous

9th December 2010

Bryan Caplan points out that, yes, Jonah is a really good writer.

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Junk Food Is a Source of Comfort on Capitol Hill

8th December 2010

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The free market works, even when you don’t want it to.

Over at the White House, a farmers’ market has sprouted, a garden has been cultivated and holiday guests are being offered poached fruit. But the area surrounding the Capitol is awash in milkshakes, grilled cheese sandwiches and mildly baroque pizza.

That’s because the White House is out of touch with Real America. Duh.

Mr. Mendelsohn has worked with Michelle Obama extensively on her anti-obesity campaign. But that didn’t stop him from starting a Capitol Hill-area burger spot, Good Stuff Eatery, and We, The Pizza, which opened four months ago.

Heh.

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Man eats nothing but potatoes for two months

30th November 2010

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… winds up speaking with an Irish accent….

Chris Voight, executive director of the Washington Potato Commission, set himself the task of cutting out all other foodstuffs for 60 days to prove the nutritional value of the starchy vegetable.

For 60 days, the 45-year-old denied himself all foods except potatoes, seasoning such as salt and pepper, and a little oil to cook them in.

His challenge was an attempt to prove to the US Government that the potato should remain a part of the school lunch programme, amid claims from the US Institute of Medicine that it should be replaced by other vegetables.

I like him already.

As he ended his trial at midnight on Monday, Mr Voight, denied that the experiment had damaged his health, claiming it had helped him lose 21 pounds and lower his cholesterol.

He told the Today programme: “I absolutely feel great. I’ve always had lots of good energy on this diet, I’ve had no strange side effects, I sleep well at night. I just had my last medical exam today and it came back fabulous.”

And there you have it.

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War Machines: Recruiting Robots for Combat

28th November 2010

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They wanted me to go to jihad, but I said no, no, no….

Three backpack-clad technicians, standing out of the line of fire, operate the three robots with wireless video-game-style controllers. One swivels the video camera on the armed robot until it spots a sniper on a rooftop. The machine gun pirouettes, points and fires in two rapid bursts. Had the bullets been real, the target would have been destroyed.

No, ‘killed’. The target — a sniper — would have been ‘killed’. C’mon, New York Times, use the word. I dare you.

Because robots can stage attacks with little immediate risk to the people who operate them, opponents say that robot warriors lower the barriers to warfare, potentially making nations more trigger-happy and leading to a new technological arms race.

“Wars will be started very easily and with minimal costs” as automation increases, predicted Wendell Wallach, a scholar at the Yale Interdisciplinary Center for Bioethics and chairman of its technology and ethics study group.

Gee, isn’t that what jihadists are doing right now? Except that they aren’t part of the Blame America First crowd, which I suspect Wendell Wallach is.

Civilians will be at greater risk, people in Mr. Wallach’s camp argue, because of the challenges in distinguishing between fighters and innocent bystanders. That job is maddeningly difficult for human beings on the ground. It only becomes more difficult when a device is remotely operated.

No, it will be easier, because a commander won’t be hesitating to do the right thing because of the prospect of some bleeding-heart Cincy Sheehan back home raising a stink because her widdle babykins got killed doing his duty.

Yet the shift to automated warfare may offer only a fleeting strategic advantage to the United States. Fifty-six nations are now developing robotic weapons, said Ron Arkin, a Georgia Institute of Technology roboticist and a government-financed researcher who has argued that it is possible to design “ethical” robots that conform to the laws of war and the military rules of escalation.

But it’s not ‘nations’ that are the problem; it’s two-bit terrorist organizations like Al Qaeda and the Taliban, who one doubts are spending a lot of their R&D dinars on robot fighting vehicles.

“If the decisions are being made by a human being who has eyes on the target, whether he is sitting in a tank or miles away, the main safeguard is still there,” said Tom Malinowski, Washington director for Human Rights Watch, which tracks war crimes. “What happens when you automate the decision? Proponents are saying that their systems are win-win, but that doesn’t reassure me.”

Hate to break it to you, Tom, but your reassurance isn’t a high priority with the people who actually have to face the murderous swine of the world. (I love that: ‘… Human Rights Watch, which tracks war crimes’ — but only when they aren’t committed by Muslims. You Can Look It Up.)

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Gene therapy for metastatic melanoma in mice produces complete remission

22nd November 2010

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This is huge.

(And, once again, mice get all the good stuff.)

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TSA Bumper Stickers

22nd November 2010

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Reason magazine is having entirely too much fun with the Theater of Security Administration.

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USS Oscar Austin Aids Stranded Iranians

19th November 2010

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One guess as to whether an Iranian naval vessel would have rendered equivalent assistance to two American mariners in distress.

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‘I join the not-flying list’

19th November 2010

Eric Raymond sees the light.

Welcome ashore, Eric. It’s pretty amusing to see all the Big Name People come to the same conclusion I came to ten years ago.

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‘Dear Airline, I’m Leaving You’

18th November 2010

Megan McArdle sees the light.

In fact, I’ve already left.  My cousin’s wedding in Buffalo in October?  Drove eight hours each way.  Going to visit Dad in Boston over Christmas?  We’re taking a slow train from DC rather than subject ourselves to the increasing indignity of flying.  If it’s under 500 miles, I’ll do anything rather than hop on a plane.  And if it’s over 500 miles, it had better be way over . . . or I’d better be carrying a cooler with a still-beating heart in it.

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The Beatles Complete on Ukelele

17th November 2010

Read it. And listen … if you dare.

You know you want to.

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Mark Zuckerberg Actually Has a Sense of Humor

16th November 2010

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Zuckerberg told the audience: “The farm bureau has agreed to give us FB.com and we in return have agreed to not sell Farm subsidies.”

I guess he’s not the semi-autistic jerk that everybody pretends he is.

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Buy a truck, get a free AK-47: used car dealership launches unusual promotion

16th November 2010

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Of course, it’s not a real AK-47, which is a fully automatic weapon that is illegal to own for almost everybody these days. It will probably be a semi-automatic version.

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Flu shots may change, but the OWWW is always the same

15th November 2010

Lileks on preventive medicine.

Have you experienced an adverse reaction to the flu vaccine previously? Yes, I developed a sudden taste for the “Real Housewives” series. Ran through them all on Netflix. Felt dirty. Do you currently have a fever, rash, or the sensation of a million spiders running beneath your skin? Yeah, but in college we called that “Saturday morning.”

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Skeet Shooting for Real Men

15th November 2010

Watch it.

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San Francisco Fire Department Ladder Shop

13th November 2010

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Hold the Apps, Please

12th November 2010

Lynn Viehl enjoyed this conversation entirely too much.

Now he stared at me. “You don’t have any apps on your phone?” In the same tone someone might ask, “You don’t have any panties on?”

To show him I wasn’t lying, I took out the disposable cell phone I’ve been lugging around for the last four years. It still has nearly all of the 1300 minutes I got for free when the disposable phone company forced me to give up the original phone I bought (seven years ago) because their equipment no longer supported the clunky old thing (they also gave me a newer, slimmer phone for free.) P.S., it also has another 1200 free minutes I’ve collected over the last four years when I renew my airtime.

The nice young man examined it with the awe of an Egyptologist discovering a lost king’s tomb. “What does it do?”

“It sends and receives phone calls.” I thought for a minute. “And it rings. That’s pretty much it.” Before he could launch into the “But don’t you want a phone that can take pictures, check the internet, play music, access Twitter and Facebook, realign the Hubble” speech I added, “That’s all I need it to do.”

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‘A Blow Struck For Freedom’

9th November 2010

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Back in April 2009 a unanimous Iowa Supreme Court ruled that gay marriage was a constitutional right in Iowa notwithstanding law, and several millenia of human tradition, to the contrary. In one fell swoop seven justices used the brute force of their office to intervene in what was clearly a political decision. Unfortunately for three of their number Iowa is a state in which at least some judges remain accountable to the people. Last Tuesday the voters of Iowa created a shockwave by dismissing three Supreme Court justices, Chief Justice Marsha Ternus, Justice David Baker, and Justice Michael Streit, via a retention election.

By investing any group of people with near absolute power and absolute unaccountability you end up with the Ninth Circuit. You end up with the mind bending experience of constitutional amendments being declared unconstitutional.

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US Woman Solves Wheel of Fortune Puzzle With Just One Letter Revealed

9th November 2010

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It don’t take long if you’re good.

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Three Iowa Justices Defeated For Same-Sex Marriage Ruling

4th November 2010

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Democracy works every time it’s tried. That’s what drives the Crust insane.

Three Iowa Supreme Court Justices were tossed as a result of their votes mandating that same-sex couples be allowed to marry.  They are the first Justices who failed to be retained since 1962, when the current system was implemented.

Although I don’t understand the complaint of Drake University Law School Dean Allan Vestal that this was a “misuse” of the right of voters to vote on judicial retention.  Isn’t this exactly what the retention power is intended to do?

Heh. Would that the U.S. Supreme Court had the same system.

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Popular Science Online

2nd November 2010

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Supposedly every issue from May 1872 to March 2009.

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